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PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
07-04-2010, 07:43 PM
I was looking up some information on local rose fungi and came across this article...
http://www.vancouversun.com/health/s...825/story.html
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Fungus-tainted corn a factor in Africa HIV spread?
A new study raises the question of whether corn contaminated with a fungus-derived toxin is helping to facilitate the transmission of HIV in sub-Saharan Africa.
The toxins, called fumonisins, are produced by a particular type of fungus that can grow in corn after the plant is damaged by pests such as the cornstalk borer.
Fumonisins may be harmful to human health, with some studies linking consumption of the toxins to an increased rate of cancer of the esophagus, the tube that connects the throat to the stomach.
In the new study, published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, researchers looked at whether there may be a relationship between HIV transmission in sub-Saharan Africa and general consumption of foods prone to contamination with fumonisins or other fungus- produced toxins (known as mycotoxins).
Using data from the World Health Organization and the Food and Agriculture Organization, the researchers found that as sub-Saharan countries' per-person corn consumption rose, so did HIV transmission rates.
In countries with a relatively higher percentage of Muslims -- a factor linked to lower HIV rates -- those with high per-capita corn consumption had an estimated HIV infection rate of 291 per 100,000 people in one year. In contrast, the rate in those with low corn consumption was 74 per 100,000 people.
Meanwhile, in countries with both fewer Muslims than average and higher-than-average corn consumption, there were 435 HIV cases per 100,000 people.
The researchers also found that higher per-capita corn consumption correlated with a higher rate of esophageal cancer. Since fumonisin toxins have been linked to that cancer, the finding serves as an indicator that populations with high corn consumption were exposed to higher levels of the toxin.
What all of this means is not yet clear. This appears to be the first study to find an association between corn consumption and HIV transmission rates in sub-Saharan Africa, lead researcher Dr. Jonathan H. Williams, of the University of Georgia in Griffin, told Reuters Health in an email.
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Well obviously the Muslim countries are not as affected because they stone homers on site. It looks like God is punishing people who eat homer vegetables with the homer disease.
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
07-04-2010, 07:45 PM
What an amazing find Sister! This confirms what I always suspected.
Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth, shall be meat for you."
Romans 14:2 "For one believeth that he may eat all things: another, who is weak, eateth herbs."
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
07-04-2010, 10:25 PM
You ever seen French cooking? Vegetables everywhere. They've even been known to stuff brussels sprouts inside potatoes inside lettuces to create an ungodly vegetarian mockery of the turducken. Truly obscene and indefensible.
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
07-05-2010, 03:11 PM
Vegetables are for hippies!
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
07-05-2010, 03:14 PM
Amen to this thread. It is a well-established fact that vegetarians are Anti-Jesus, Anti-American PERVERTS!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
07-05-2010, 03:17 PM
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But dear Pastor,
If they are Anti-Jesus and Anti-American, why are they continuing their lifestyle?
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07-05-2010, 03:18 PM
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But dear Pastor,
If they are Anti-Jesus and Anti-American, why are they continuing their lifestyle?
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Satan has them by the short hairs, my brother. That's why I work tirelessly with the nubile young men on the streets of Des Moines to get them on their knees for Jesus instead of a carrot.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
07-31-2010, 12:40 PM
If god made vegetables, then why would he make vegetables that turn people gay?
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
07-31-2010, 12:54 PM
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If god made vegetables, then why would he make vegetables that turn people gay?
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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
07-31-2010, 01:12 PM
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If god made vegetables, then why would he make vegetables that turn people gay?
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
07-31-2010, 04:48 PM
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If god made vegetables, then why would he make vegetables that turn people gay?
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The Lord makes people be gay sometimes. It's just one of those things that He does and you have to get used to.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-07-2010, 06:07 PM
... did anyone here ever saw the torture the animals get before dieng ? i still eat meat but sometimes i fell bad for supporting suffering
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-07-2010, 06:46 PM
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... did anyone here ever saw the torture the animals get before dieng ? i still eat meat but sometimes i fell bad for supporting suffering
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The Good Lord Provided us with animals to eat and fire to cook them. How is that torture?
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-07-2010, 07:02 PM
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The Good Lord Provided us with animals to eat and fire to cook them. How is that torture?
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Man wasn’t excited about eating pasta seven nights a week, so the FSM broke down and brought him all the animal, and Man renamed each as a food group. Cattle he called “beef.” Pigs he called “pork,” “ham,” or “bacon.” Strangely, Man stuck with “chicken” for chicken. Perhaps Man was tired at this point and has lost his sense of creativity.
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-07-2010, 10:11 PM
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... did anyone here ever saw the torture the animals get before dieng ? i still eat meat but sometimes i fell bad for supporting suffering
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I've eaten meat we've raised ourselves all of my life. I don't understand your hypocrisy, it's bad to eat meat, but I do it anyway?
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-08-2010, 12:11 AM
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... did anyone here ever saw the torture the animals get before dieng ? i still eat meat but sometimes i fell bad for supporting suffering
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Oh, puh-leeze! Another victim of Bambiosis whimpers again. Humans treat their meat a lot better than many other animals.
Many carnivores bring home a live, terrified prey animal as a baby's first birthday present for their young. The junior predator is then encouraged to play with its food. Other meat eating creatures dig into some nice juicy entrails while their prey is still alive.
The Bible has very careful instructions for slaughtering animals. God only sanctions torture in hell, where everyone there deserves it for not believing in Him.
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-10-2010, 12:14 AM
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If god made vegetables, then why would he make vegetables that turn people gay?
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The Ancient Greeks were renowned homers, and the playwright Euripides (in "Medea") once wrote "Those whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad." If you would just use a little common sense the advantages of meat eating would be plain.
Meat eating is simply a division of labor, just like in any capitalist economy. Consuming and chewing massive amounts of vegetables to gain their essential nutrients is a time consuming process, not to mention the resources necessary to transport them around the country. We simply leave this process to the animals (who are already on the farm) and we take advantage of their "labor" by eating them. Throwing a few steaks on the grill leaves more time for reading the Bible (KJV1611), praising Jesus, and saving souls for God. Consider also that chewing large quantities of vegetables conditions you to seeking oral satisfactions that lead you to putting things in your mouth that shouldn't be there (where do you think the term "rug munching" came from?).
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-10-2010, 12:20 AM
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... did anyone here ever saw the torture the animals get before dieng ? i still eat meat but sometimes i fell bad for supporting suffering
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Oh spare me. Animals do not have a soul. So as long as they are killed quickly and humanely there is no torture.
Plants are living things too. Do they hurt when you pluck a tomato from the vine? What about that white milky substance when you chop a lettuce off at the stalk? Is that vegetable blood? Does the lettuce feel that? Are you torturing that poor lettuce?
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-10-2010, 03:29 AM
Uhm I have struggled with homosexual inclination or at least mild desire, though I can say my heart was never into it, at all, what I've found is that selfish desire and ambition and greed makes people gay. And that eating vegetables has a sort of stabilizing effect on ones system compared to like sugar or very fatty food, and also a sort of cleansing effect, overall I would say vegetables are very good for us, that is just me though. I recommend having a mixed platter you know some meat, some potatoes, a little gravy lol and a bunch of boiled or baked vegetables I feel best when I eat like that, I would say eating unhealthily makes a person more 'gay' actually take it for what you will. I find honesty is what helps people best, I don't like to see bad advice (at least in my view it is bad) floating around, I like to try and clarify things so people can move forward, in a safe way..
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Re: PROOF! Vegetables cause people to be GAY -
08-10-2010, 03:42 AM
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Uhm I have struggled with homosexual inclination or at least mild desire, though I can say my heart was never into it, at all, what I've found is that selfish desire and ambition and greed makes people gay. And that eating vegetables has a sort of stabilizing effect on ones system compared to like sugar or very fatty food, and also a sort of cleansing effect, overall I would say vegetables are very good for us, that is just me though. I recommend having a mixed platter you know some meat, some potatoes, a little gravy lol and a bunch of boiled or baked vegetables I feel best when I eat like that, I would say eating unhealthily makes a person more 'gay' actually take it for what you will. I find honesty is what helps people best, I don't like to see bad advice (at least in my view it is bad) floating around, I like to try and clarify things so people can move forward, in a safe way..
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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