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Jesus's warmth is so toasty!
Jesus's warmth is so toasty!
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It doesn't matter what form it would take, if I burn any of the food my DH will slap me right in the face!
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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This is testament to the mercy of our Lord that He would manifest himself in a land where the only surfaces available are heaps of dirty tortillas, cacti, and old liquor bottles. I am glad that you produced this photographic evidence because, as a naturally skeptical person, whenever a Guatemalan sees something I always have to wonder if it is not a mescaline induced hallucination or an alcoholic brain aneurism. Thank you for sharing this authentic miracle with our congregation.Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View PostThe Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Glory!
showed up on some fresh, hot-cross buns!!!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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How do they know what he looked like in the first place?Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.Comment
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Each time I see this thread I can't help thinking that some menstrual bint is going to post an image of Jesus in her bloody panties.Things are going to get worse before they get better.Comment
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Jesus is everywhere, and He Blesses us with His Holy Presence, even in the most unexpected places (Proverbs 15:3).Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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The same way we know everything else that we know about Jesus that isn't written in the Gospels--by the guidance of the Holy Spirit. As Jesus said,Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
How do they know what he looked like in the first place?
Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth. John 16:13
See also I Corinthians 2:10: But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.
This explains why no True Christian(TM) is ever wrong when speaking about matters of faith.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.Comment
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What's this catlick stuff got to do with this thread?
I see some African American version of the catlick Mary.
And I see a forged piece of fabric.sigpic
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It's all forged, Jim. Who else sees this stuff? And that's not all they see.Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
The shroud's just like toast from this point of view. And the sun: it does not move. The earth moves. They see what they want to see.Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.Comment
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Catlicks will always see forgeries and think they're true, especially of that whore, Mary. But this thread's not about catlick forgeries, it's about Jesus revealing Himself to us through everyday objects.Originally posted by Adam Fag View PostIt's all forged, Jim. Who else sees this stuff? And that's not all they see.
The shroud's just like toast from this point of view.sigpicComment
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JESUS was in Finnish Top Model's hair.
PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
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What's wrong with you, boy? Do you think Jesus would go around putting faces of someone else on all those things?Originally posted by Adam Fag View Post
How do they know what he looked like in the first place?
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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