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  • #16
    Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    I always find it's best to keep it simple.

    If it's in the KJV it is the word of God and therefore perfect and unstained.

    Don't get me started on the bead jigglers

    I still can taste their silly magic wafers.

    AMEN!

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    • #17
      Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      We don't believe in magic, you filthy Jesus-hater.

      (Leviticus 19:31) "Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God."

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth

      This is why flaming trolls are so dangerous. If we lose our tempers, we can sometimes mis-speak - or speak in such a way that may not be clear for a seeker of the Truth to understand. Now I know what you mean brother, when you say "we don't believe in magic". We believe in God. But someone might get the notion that what you meant was that we don't believe that magic exists.

      Of course we believe that magic exists - we just don't practice magic - and would never be foolish enough to confuse magic with a miracle!

      Exodus 7:22

      Isaiah 47:12

      Deuteronomy 18:14

      Let us not allow a troll to affect the simple clarity of the KJV!

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      • #18
        Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

        Originally posted by Kenny Ray View Post
        This is why flaming trolls are so dangerous. If we lose our tempers, we can sometimes mis-speak - or speak in such a way that may not be clear for a seeker of the Truth to understand. Now I know what you mean brother, when you say "we don't believe in magic". We believe in God. But someone might get the notion that what you meant was that we don't believe that magic exists.

        Of course we believe that magic exists - we just don't practice magic - and would never be foolish enough to confuse magic with a miracle!

        Exodus 7:22

        Isaiah 47:12

        Deuteronomy 18:14

        Let us not allow a troll to affect the simple clarity of the KJV!
        Why are you rebuking a True Christian(TM), Unsaved Trash?
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #19
          Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          Why are you rebuking a True Christian™, Unsaved Trash?
          It was not my intent to rebuke you, my brother in Christ™. I saw no error in what you said.

          My intent was to provide more information for the jesus-hating magic using sinner who chose my Introductory thread to piss upon.

          I humbly ask for forgiveness, if I have offended thee.

          2 Chronicles 33:6

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          • #20
            Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

            A cautious welcome, Mr. Ray.

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #21
              Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

              I pray for the day when Our Lord Jesus Christ and the DOF determine that I should be labeled other than unsaved trash and under investigation.

              James 4:7

              1 Peter 2:13

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              • #22
                Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                Originally posted by Kenny Ray View Post
                I pray for the day when my cheque clears and the DOF determine that I should be labeled other than unsaved trash and under investigation...
                FTFY.

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                • #23
                  Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                  Originally posted by Kenny Ray View Post
                  I pray for the day when Our Lord Jesus Christ and the DOF determine that I should be labeled other than unsaved trash and under investigation.

                  James 4:7

                  1 Peter 2:13
                  Don't rush God, friend. Just study His Word(c). One can never be too familiar with the KJV Bible.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    A cautious welcome, Mr. Ray.


                    God Bless you Mrs. Etheldreda!

                    I completely understand your caution. You never know who is going to stumble through the virtual door on the Interweb.

                    Hosea 7:9

                    But I hope to become a valued member of the Landover Baptist Church. I live in Central New York, and I am of but meager means; so, I don't expect to be able to visit either of the theme parks in Freehold this year. However, I do hope to be a part of this online fellowship and Christian Community™.

                    If I do have enough money to make the trip out that way in the future, which do you recommend me seeing first? Landover Bible Theme Park - or Red Sea World?

                    Ephesians 2:19-22

                    Your in Christ,

                    Kenny Ray

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                    • #25
                      Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      Don't rush God, friend. Just study His Word©. One can never be too familiar with the KJV Bible.
                      Thank you for your wisdom. And I agree - there is always room for more KJV Bible study!

                      I wonder - is there a link that I could follow to understand when it is proper to use the ™ and © symbols? For example - if I wrote in a post His Word©, or if I wrote His Word. What would be the difference?

                      I seek understanding.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

                        Originally posted by Kenny Ray View Post
                        Thank you for your wisdom. And I agree - there is always room for more KJV Bible study!

                        I wonder - is there a link that I could follow to understand when it is proper to use the ™ and © symbols? For example - if I wrote in a post His Word©, or if I wrote His Word. What would be the difference?

                        I seek understanding.
                        TM refers to a trademark. It is a symbol used by the trademark owner to associate the reference in question to the owner as his unique quality. We True Christians use it because God has bestowed upon us this designation, and any use other than by us (or in specific reference to us) is a misuse of the term. The use of the symbol by us means that we protect that designation, and we do so at God's specific and explicit behest.

                        You may not use this term other than to refer to one of us (and not to yourself).

                        A copyright symbol is used for specific text or similar creation that one wishes to associate with a specific person as a unique work by that person.

                        You also may not use that symbol, as we own the rights to whatever you post on this site.

                        I hope that makes clear the relative distinctions.
                        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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