[Isabella White]

Re: Salvē

LOL, not devil speak!

I got one of those 'Speak a Foreign Language' book at the truck stop on I80 outside of DesMoines (you know the one, the place with serves up a big slice of hot fresh pie). I thought maybe if I spoke in a foreign language, this person could change their ways and get right with God.
I spent all morning working it, I hope they appreciate the effort.

Oh, my! What blessed relief; dear above, how I thank You. When our beloved Sister Basilissa reported that you had been speaking in tongues, immediately I began to fear that you would become drawn to the inevitable:

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Salvē

Ad ovis perditae Recuperatione … and considerable additional foreign gibberish

Don't be trying to vex us with any of your Roman incantations and spells. We are on to your sly tricks and we fear the witchcraft of no Roman idolator. We are Christian here and friendly if you can behave yourself.

[melanikoko]

Re: Salvē

I come to you in peace in the interest of re-uniting you fallen brethren to the one true universal and Catholic Church. To start off, the Church today is no longer the perennial Church, but a Church that has lost its allegiance to the Father through its relativism and relaxing of dogmatic standards, particularly Vatican II which marked the Fall of Christianity

[Basilissa]

Re: Salvē

I come to you in peace in the interest of re-uniting you fallen brethren to the one true universal and Catholic Church. To start off, the Church today is no longer the perennial Church, but a Church that has lost its allegiance to the Father through its relativism and relaxing of dogmatic standards, particularly Vatican II which marked the Fall of Christianity

Hello dear and to our friendly forum!

It saddens us deeply that you are a hellbound Bible-hating Catholic. I'm guessing that means you do not have a favorite Bible verse as presumably you've never even touched a Bible, any Bible?

Also, are you some sort of a lefebvrian?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Salvē

I come to you in peace in the interest of re-uniting you fallen brethren to the one true universal and Catholic Church. To start off, the Church today is no longer the perennial Church, but a Church that has lost its allegiance to the Father through its relativism and relaxing of dogmatic standards, particularly Vatican II which marked the Fall of Christianity

So you want everybody here to "go back to" what, exactly?

It'd be nice if you gave even a slight hint as to why, as well.

These are things that people like to know when deciding on actions involving matters like their eternal fates, ya know? Two vague sentences aren't going to get any apostates around here.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Salvē

I knew that guy - that was the last photo of him alive.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Salvē

I come to you in peace in the interest of re-uniting you fallen brethren to the one true universal and Catholic Church. To start off, the Church today is no longer the perennial Church, but a Church that has lost its allegiance to the Father through its relativism and relaxing of dogmatic standards, particularly Vatican II which marked the Fall of Christianity

Catholicism doesn't seem very "universal" to me. There are more orthodox varieties than there are catholic, aren't there? Pope, as you may or may not know, simply means "Father" so to which one should allegiance be attributed? Pius XII? John XXIII? Paul VI? The universality seems to be breaking down.

[Isabella White]

Re: Salvē

I knew that guy - that was the last photo of him alive.

Oh, Heaven help us, dear Brother Bathfire. I am so sorry to learn of the passing of your friend. Sometimes, those snakes are so ornery when people are dancing with them! But, if the dear used the camp meeting service to call him to his eternal home in Heaven, then I will assume that needed another angel to help with the preparations for the glorious marriage supper of the Lamb.

Revelation 19:9 "And he saith unto me, Write, Blessed are they which are called unto the marriage supper of the Lamb. And he saith unto me, These are the true sayings of ."

[Isabella White]

Re: Salvē

I come to you in peace in the interest of re-uniting you fallen brethren to the one true universal and Catholic Church. To start off, the Church today is no longer the perennial Church, but a Church that has lost its allegiance to the Father through its relativism and relaxing of dogmatic standards, particularly Vatican II which marked the Fall of Christianity

Greetings to you, Miss Ko, and to you, I do extend a warm
Now, before we go any further, I must advise you of one very important, indisputable fact: is the host of . Our beloved and the senior brethren here work tirelessly to ensure that only the highest truths (as contained within the glorious pages of the ) are posted on this hallowed site. Therefore, I shall give you notice that any false teachings from other fake religions (including the Cathyolick "church") will not be taken seriously here. You can forget any idea that you have of the servants of Almighty being interested in your stories of statue worship and ring kissing.

And, with that in mind, you might as well forsake any silly notions of "re-uniting you fallen brethren to the one true universal and Catholic Church." I make no apology for that; it's just the way that it is.

It is my prayer that you will join with us as we serve the -- following in true dedication, and obeying blessed will, in all that we do.