[ChristiansUberAlles]

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You think Jesus likes a movie full of round Planets and Lightsabers?
Another example that unsaved trash has no idea of Movies.

Yes I think so, because created all those planets and lightsabers

[BelieverInGod]

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1974's Black Christmas provides a cautionary tale to any parent whose daughter is considering a sorority.



It's Christmas break. Most of the girls have gone home for the holidays, except the semi-sane drunk (Barb, played by a young and not-yet-insane Margot Kidder), the virgin (Clare, played by nobody), the Jewess (Phyl, played by Andrea Martin), the drunk house mother (Mrs. Mac, played by nobody), and the foreign baby-killing harlot (Jess, played by Olivia Hussey).

The movie was remade in 2006, with Andrea Martin returning but taking the role of Mrs. Mac. (I have not seen the remake, which apparently adds some lengthy backstory about the killer and changes the story substantially.)

In the original, a serial killer breaks into the sorority house and starts offing the frightened females, hiding the bodies so they report people missing instead of murdered. His real target? Probably Jess, who is pregnant out of wedlock. She selfishly informs her conservatory pianist boyfriend Peter that she's carrying his child, and about to have it torn out and flushed down a toilet . . . a few hours before the most important recital of his life. You can guess how his recital goes.

That poor Steinway.

Christian message: Even a "professional virgin" who chooses to surround herself with harlots and drunks will face the same fate as they, simply because of her associations. Avoid even the appearance of evil!

I thought I had done Black Christmas, looking back it seems that I haven't. Thank you Reverend

As for Star Wars, I didn't know it was considered a horror movie. What "Christian morals" does it propose?

[BelieverInGod]

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Well, I've lost track of numbering, so.....

Carnival of Souls (1962)


Considering the threads on women driving lately, this seems timely on this board. This woman can't keep a car on the road to save her life (literally) yet she decides to drag race some boys in order to prove how "liberated" she is. Well instead of winning the race, she crashes off the side of a bridge and starts suffering from feelings of being unattached to this world. Doctors decide that this is just caused by the trauma of the accident and the fact that she killed two of her friends. It turns out that there was a better reason that she felt "unattached to the world" she was just too stupid to realize it.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Mrs. BiG, I know its not exactly a horror movie, but I was wondering if I could hear your review of Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal. I haven't seen it but I know it is supposedly one of the masterpieces of cinema and has many Biblical overtones, and I thought it would be nice to get a True Christian™ perspective on it. Something gives me the impression that you're a film buff, so I kind of figured you had seen it.

Thank you in advance.

[BelieverInGod]

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Mrs. BiG, I know its not exactly a horror movie, but I was wondering if I could hear your review of Ingmar Bergman's The Seventh Seal. I haven't seen it but I know it is supposedly one of the masterpieces of cinema and has many Biblical overtones, and I thought it would be nice to get a True Christian™ perspective on it. Something gives me the impression that you're a film buff, so I kind of figured you had seen it.

Thank you in advance.

Wow, that's going way back, I haven't seen it in years (I went through an everything Swedish kick about 20 years ago).

The Seventh Seal (1957)


Sorry, but I have to give it a thumbs down. Not only was this the first film in Bergman's rejection of Christianity (why can't atheists just keep it to themselves), the idea of being able to "cheat death" by playing a game of chess with him? Not exactly a Christian moral. Visions of the "Virgin Mary", sorry, I can buy the Virgin conception, but as a mother I can tell you that there is NO WAY a woman gives birth and remains a virgin. Any hymen tough enough to go through that is probably tough enough not to let the kid out. But I've looked up the history of Ingmar Bergman and it seems that he was the son of a Lutheran minister, no wonder he was so confused about God. I think the Catholics and the Lutherans are pretty much the main reasons we have atheists today, when people leave those two churches they are so angry at the lies taught to them that they will no longer listen to anyone who tries to talk to them about God. Anyway, back to the movie.

I had to go look up the movie in order to remember it. Wow, I don't think I understood all of the anti-Christian message in it. Antonius Block is a knight that has become disillusioned while fighting in the Crusades and comes home to find Sweden has been hit with the plague. Death comes for him, but he makes a deal where if he wins a game of chess, he can live. The movie is very heavy on the "silence between man and God", which as we True Christians™ know, is just plain wrong. Anyway, a lot of death, a God mocking statement by a little girl who repeats "it is done" when Death comes for her and her family, and a witch who claims to summon the Devil, but only she can see him.

[BelieverInGod]

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One with a similar name

The Seventh Sign (1988)



I really had hope for this one, who wouldn't? A movie that shows the Seven seals as being literal as opposed to allegorical? Unfortunately it falls apart right from the beginning. Jesus returns to earth to judge mankind, and face it we're doing horribly. There's a Catholic priest who is supposed to be a Roman centurion that struck Jesus at the crucifixion and is cursed to walk the earth until Jesus return (not scriptural). Abby is about to give birth and Jesus rents a room from her and her husband. Well it turns out that Abby is the reincarnation of the woman that offered Jesus water and was turned away by the Centurion above (again, not scriptural). There is also talk about how since Jesus gave his life once for mankind he cannot do it again (He's God, he can do what he wants) and discussion about something called "the Guf" where souls wait to be born. According to the movie, God has just run out of souls, and Abby's baby is going to be born without a soul (and therefore die) this is the "seventh seal", which is funny because my Bible says this about the seventh seal.

Revelation 8
1And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour. 2And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets.
3And another angel came and stood at the altar, having a golden censer; and there was given unto him much incense, that he should offer it with the prayers of all saints upon the golden altar which was before the throne.
4And the smoke of the incense, which came with the prayers of the saints, ascended up before God out of the angel's hand.
5And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast it into the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.
6And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound.

Hi Hollywood? Do us a favor. If you're going to write a movie about one book of the Bible, actually sit down and read it.

Anyway, reincarnation, 2,000 year old people walking around, God running out of souls and one little woman can fill the "Guf" up whereas Jesus can't. Absolute mockery.

[Titus Templeton]

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Yes I think so, because created all those planets and lightsabers

Dear my ungodly Friend,
God made the earth flat. If there are other earths they will be flat too. What George Arts made here is blasphemious. I remeber how that alien hunted this lesbian Ripley, that was so terrible. God hates Star Wars.

[MitzaLizalor]

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DUMPLINGS
a dreadful warning of the evil that accompanies Confucianism and worship of the Tao

these Satanic "philosophies" are marketed ruthlessly in the West and typically target vulnerable women

the film is a warning to anyone considering becoming an East Asian

[Proud Faroese]

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Hostel
2 horny and perverted American teenagers(one of them a vegetarian) gets the stupid idea to go to Godless Europe just to have sex before marriage, in Holland they team up with an even more perverted Icelandic euro-trash teenager and they decide to go to Slovakia(another euro-trash nation) cause they think they can get even more sex in that country, but what they dont know is that the Slovakians have completely different plans on what to do with these 3 perverted teens, they are kidnapped and slowly tortured to death.

This is a great horror movie teaching American teenagers to stay home in Godly USA instead of going to Godless Europe where they might just end up getting tortured to death instead of the sinful perverted sex and legal drugs that they went to Godless Europe for. This movie also has a great sequel about 3 American teenage sluts who goes to Godless Europe for the same reason and ends up getting tortured to death.
Highly recommended!!!

[Proud Faroese]

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Two Thousand Maniacs (the original, NOT the remake)


Synopsis:
A group of sinful atheist yankee teens from the north goes down to the town Pleasant Valley in Georgia, USA just to offend the 2000 Christian citizens of Pleasant Valley, but one day their offensive behaviour goes too far and the Christians in Pleasant Valley decides to revenge on these sinners...

Review:
This movie teaches northern fags to not mess around in the south, in the town of Pleasant Valley there only lives Christian Baptists, the men are hunters and their wives makes pies, the children hangs cats, i think that Pleasant Valley is the Georgian equivalent of Freehold

0:56:52 = this is how America will be like when the Republicans win!

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Candyman (1992)

The most accurate portrayal of darkies. Ever. This movie is also very relevant in these ages of the presidental elections.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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I just watched this documentary called Paranormal Activity 3, it really shows that the evil magic of satanists, witches and wiccans is for real, the content of this documentary clearly justifies that you should not suffer a witch to live. Perfect in time for the annual Witch Hunt on Satan's birthday.

[Levi Jones]

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The Cabin in the Woods.

What a great morality tale against sorcery, fornication, drug use and so many other sins.

I give it:

of 5.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is a Christian horror movie that I quite enjoyed. It has sweaty young nubile nubians in it.

[PaulyShoreiscool]

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Nice picks especially Rosemary's Baby. "God is dead, satan lives!"

How about Cannibal Holocaust or Re-animator?