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  • #1

    "The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled..."

    ... was convincing people religion and secular science can coexist.
    ... was giving Charles Darwin that magnificent beard so people took him seriously.
    ... was inventing the drum so music would get fast enough to simulate the beating of a frantic, evil heart.
    ... was convincing gays the prostate was the Final Boss in the game of life.
    ... was convincing the Catholics that dressing altar-boys in easy-access dresses was perfectly normal and not at all creepy.


    DON'T FALL FOR SATAN'S TRICKS!


    True Christians™, add yours to the list!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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  • #2
    Re: "The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled..."

    ...was convincing people that life starts when a child is born, and you can kill babies in the womb without any consequence.
    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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    • #3
      Re: "The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled..."

      ...was:
      • Pia Zadora
      • Nancy Pelosi
      • the Women's Liberation movement
      • Ron Popeil's plethora of products, especially the pocket fisherman, a thinly veiled reference to Onanism.
      • false translations of the Holy Bible KJV "to make them easier to understand."
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • #4
        Re: "The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled..."

        That there is "pride" in a homer parade.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #5
          Re: "The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled..."

          ...was making us think God existed.

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          • #6
            Re: "The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled..."

            . . .was convincing people that he is big and scary, rather than egotistic and disobediant.
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • #7
              Re: "The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled..."

              was to sit and roll over.

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              • #8
                Re: "The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled..."

                Boy, there are so many! The Devil is a busy man.
                I always thought making Obama POTUS was a real zinger. You see people like Pelosi, Warren , Waters and Schummer walking about like zombies, you know they sold their souls to make a nigra president just so they could destroy the moral fabric of the . But God played the Trump Card and we are taking back. Second term, Biblical law will finally return!
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: "The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled..."

                  ...was creating Lordship Salvation.




                  GOD BLESS OUR FLAT EARTH BROTHER JASON JACK FROM BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA!

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                  • #10
                    Re: "The Greatest Trick the Devil ever pulled..."

                    ...was creating those skimpy little French gays that prance around in their tights, spewing their accented devil-speak and eating phallic bread.
                    Praise the LORD!

                    Psalm 27:1
                    The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The LORD is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?

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