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  • What animal did God create first?

    My wife is convinced it was the Cat, but I was wondering if the good book has any word on the subject?
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    Re: What animal did God create first?

    Originally posted by Leslie Gambee View Post
    My wife is convinced it was the Cat, but I was wondering if the good book has any word on the subject?
    The cat is not mentioned anywhere in the Bible. The cat is mentioned in the Koran - are you an islamofascist terrorist supporter.
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      Re: What animal did God create first?

      Cats are good only for Stoning to Death. Oh, and also in a Chinkee poo-poo platter.

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      • #4
        Re: What animal did God create first?

        That's one of those trivia questions that the Saved(c) will be able to ask Jesus about once we're up in Heaven with Him. Since it isn't mentioned specifically in the Holy Bible, I guess that means that it isn't important. They're just playthings covered with delicious meat after all. Who cares?


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        • #5
          Re: What animal did God create first?

          Is there any place in between Heaven and Hell where someone could just tend to cats? No mention of cats anywhere? I though Bathfire said something about them being comforting. . . Maybe that is a good thing as God does NOT think highly of dogs.

          Psalms 68:23That thy foot may be dipped in the blood of [thine] enemies, [and] the tongue of thy DOGS in the same.


          Isaiah 56:10His watchmen [are] blind: they are all ignorant, they [are] all dumb DOGS, they cannot bark; sleeping, lying down, loving to slumber.
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          21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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          • #6
            Re: What animal did God create first?

            Originally posted by Leslie Gambee View Post
            My wife is convinced it was the Cat, but I was wondering if the good book has any word on the subject?
            I Don't Think The First Animal God Created was a Cat But Nobody Knows For Sure Because Its not In the Holy Bible But I will Ask Jesus Someday

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            • #7
              Re: What animal did God create first?

              According to Genesis 1:20, King James Version

              20And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
              Joshua 24:15
              And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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              • #8
                Re: What animal did God create first?

                Originally posted by SUV View Post
                Cats are good only for Stoning to Death. Oh, and also in a Chinkee poo-poo platter.
                Don't you own any little pets that you love? Outdoor wild cats are no good and need to be rescued or put down, but house cats? My cats are not out pooping in the neighbor kids' sandboxes or killing small creatures of Earth. True Christian Bathfire made note of their ability to calm people and God knows I have always been a wreck and either needed meds or cats or both to keep from falling apart.

                So, please do not be mean to cats. You can be mean to the unsaved and even the Agnostic for their lack of Faith. But cats are useless to eat (unless you live in China or Taiwan), good for catching mice and gentle simple pets to have around the house. You never have to even walk them on a leash. (We do though.) I would hope the creatures of Earth have some importance. Why else would God have Noah go to the effort to save them?

                Genesis 6:19And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every [sort] shalt thou bring into the ARK, to keep [them] alive with thee; they shall be male and female.
                sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
                21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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                • #9
                  Re: What animal did God create first?

                  Originally posted by MidwestCatLady View Post
                  cats are useless
                  Guaranteed. And so are the Easter Bunnies that Dora Denkins keeps dropping off on my Christian porch.



                  You can make 'passes' at this one all day long, but he's never gonna catch them

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                  • #10
                    Re: What animal did God create first?

                    I was told that it was the dinosaurs?
                    My username is SERIOUS just in case anyone wonders.

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                    • #11
                      Re: What animal did God create first?

                      Originally posted by Satan Isnt THAT bad View Post
                      I was told that it was the dinosaurs?

                      DId you follow that? I thought you Darwinists didn't believe in God.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #12
                        Re: What animal did God create first?

                        Originally posted by Satan Isnt THAT bad View Post
                        I was told that it was the dinosaurs?
                        You heard WRONG. FAIL. Thats a bunch of evolutionist propoganda. I bet you think white people came from monkeys, too. Are you a homo?

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                        • #13
                          Re: What animal did God create first?

                          Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                          You heard WRONG. FAIL. Thats a bunch of evolutionist propoganda. I bet you think white people came from monkeys, too. Are you a homo?
                          1. Wait dinosaurs aren't real?
                          2. Homosexual as in homoerotici or homosapien?

                          White people DIDN'T come from monkeys? What animal did they come from then? Certainly not the dinosaurs.
                          My username is SERIOUS just in case anyone wonders.

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                          • #14
                            Re: What animal did God create first?

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

                            DId you follow that? I thought you Darwinists didn't believe in God.
                            I'm not a dawinist! I sort of "converted" to christianity recently. I do not know much and I have been reading about it. I was told that dinosaurs were the first creatures created. That is why I put a question mark at the end, because I did not know/wasn't sure if it was true or not.
                            My username is SERIOUS just in case anyone wonders.

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                            • #15
                              Re: What animal did God create first?

                              Man was the first, followed by wo-man, then came the snake.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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