I'm not sure if I shared with you good folks before, my family's industrial roots were grounded in the art of cheese making, my grand pappy had a business, Frottage Cheese. Sweet Jesus, our cheese was delicious, as francophones are generally renowned for. So rich and gooey, and I discovered, goes divine...

We need to talk. As you know, I'm quite a pungent fellow, as is the nature of your average Quebecois. Nonetheless I understand, cleanliness is next to Godliness, and I have been approached by a faith based committee, Safety, Morality and Ethical Godliness for Men and Animals, ascribed by a dear doctor...

I am just off the phone with Agatha (my sister), and the poor dear is in a terrible tizzy right now. Aggie has read something about the upcoming Super Bowl football half-time show. Apparently, Satan's demons have convinced the powers-in-charge that they should have a flaming homersexualist do the musical...

So much press in being devoted to speculating about the bruises on the back of his hands. First his press people said his right hand was bruised because he shakes so many hands. Then a bruise appeared on his left hand. It's obvious there is something involved the President does not want to reveal....

I The Donald because he is strong, authoritative and blonde - like ! ...