As most of you know, the foul and whorish teachings of Catholicism include the belief that after a pedophile - um, priest - sanctifies the wine and wafers, they miraculously transform into the Holy and Blameless Body and Blood of our Glorious Savior. (ROFL)
I attended a Women's Cult Workshop this afternoon in Denver (I flew there after service this morning) and the speaker, a former Mary worshipper, presented us with a horrific possibility: Blood for Bucks.
So many people in this world practice Catholicism that it would only seem natural for them to want to purchase a product that they believe is the actual Blood of Jesus. The speaker went on to say that in tough economic times, donations to the Roman Catholic Church often go down. What if, she said, the marketing agents hired several priests to sanctify wine and then sell it in a bottle for profit, labeled "Blood of Christ"? ? ? ? ? This is yet another reason why we must witness with zeal to our papist neighbors. We should boycott Catholic companies, we should picket Catholic churches, and we should try to rescue children from Catholic schools.
You may be skeptical that this could happen - but who would think Miley Cyrus would sell out stadiums the world over? Who could have imagined Lady Gaga? What in the world would ever make us believe that a woman would be a lawyer, a doctor, or - horrors! - a president? All of these are unthinkable and yet - look around you. It is reality.
Oh, COME, LORD JESUS! Pray, people! Pray for our world, asking God's mercies and the demise of Catholicism. Let us pray that JESUS will reveal Himself, exposing His REAL body to people in every nation. May His TRUE BLOOD cover the world and cleanse it from odorous sin.
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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