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Default Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-04-2014, 02:21 PM

Dear Ladies of Landover, I know Father's Day is a month away, but I saw an ad for the perfect gift and had to share. Perfect gift and perfect ad.
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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-04-2014, 11:01 PM

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Dear Ladies of Landover, I know Father's Day is a month away, but I saw an ad for the perfect gift and had to share. Perfect gift and perfect ad.
Wow that is a great gift. I think a child could make a picture of how they will obey their father. Or the child could do everything the father usually does as well as their own chores and cook for their father with a fancy gift. That's just the minimum, but it's a great gift idea Bethany.


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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-04-2014, 11:18 PM

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Or the child could do everything the father usually does
No! Only my husband does that!
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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-04-2014, 11:40 PM

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No! Only my husband does that!
I meant their dad, not God, if that's what you're implying. These were just some ideas, I apologize for my mistake.


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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-05-2014, 01:39 AM

A Van Huesen shirt would be a good Father's Day gift too!
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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-06-2014, 01:52 PM

Dear Ladies,

I dare confess a mild problem of body odor... That's why I'll be hoping for this product (as always). I recommend it for your husbands, too!



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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-07-2014, 10:26 PM

My family and my husband's live in Kentucky. So shh... I got my father a grill guard for his pickup. Just in case he hits a deer or some turkey.
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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-07-2014, 11:42 PM

I went ahead and bought myself a handheld 13 amp grinder. I need to get access to a padlocked crawlspace underneath a house full of lesbonese my wife is infiltrating.

They plan on showing my wife something called a muff buffer. I don't know what kind of floors they have, but hopefully it will great on my hardwood too.


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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-08-2014, 12:14 AM

A cudgel would be nice. They are sort of hard to find in the stores, but they are available on the interweb.


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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-08-2014, 11:21 PM

If they're good enough for the greatest human being who ever lived except for Jesus, then they're good enough for dad!




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Default Re: Early Father's Day Gift Ideas - 05-15-2014, 11:32 PM

What active Christian man wouldn't want a pair of these?



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