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Homosexuality 12 14.29%
Bestiality 3 3.57%
There is no difference between the two 69 82.14%
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Default Re: What's worse? Homosexuality or Bestiality? - 03-13-2014, 11:28 PM

Lovely illustration of the slippery slope that lies before us, sister.

In any country, as soon as fag "marriage" legislation comes in, you just know it's too late. At the end of this month, fags will be able to "marry" in Britain. I'm going out of my mind with worry and I just don't know what to do about it. They're freely raping and pillaging the Christian institution of marriage. It's tantamount to religious persecution but nobody is saying or doing anything! It's funny how referring to the degenerate paedophile "prophet" Muhammad in a negative light could get you arrested in this country but complete appropriation of a cornerstone of our religion is absolutely fine.

MARRIAGE IS NOT A SECULAR CONCEPT

Homosexuality is unnatural, right? If two men were meant to have sex, they'd get a child out of it instead of AIDS. I can just see it now: first, they normalise poo pounding with legislation that discriminates against the majority by giving fringe deviant communities "equal rights". After that, we've set a precedent for acceptance of other disgusting paraphilias, right? Once this county is forced to accept gay "marriage", how long will it be before the first paedophile, necrophile or zoophile comes forward and stakes a claim to the same "equal rights" for them and the object of their affection? How long will it be before "till death do us part" becomes "till your rotting corpse decomposes to the point that I no longer find you sexually attractive"?

Slowly but surely, the depraved sexual deviants that society rightly ostracises will come to be recognised as legitimate minority groups with legitimate rights to expression. From there, like the fags before them, they will develop agendas and lobby their way to mainstream acceptance, ultimately concluding in yet more reinterpretation and distortion of the term "marriage". In decades' time, I don't want to have to tell my children that I stood by and watched as we took the first step on the road to hell.


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Talking Re: What's worse? Homosexuality or Bestiality? - 03-17-2014, 11:32 PM

I think that there's nothing wrong with either of this opinionated choices, I believe that if you hate someone just because something they do is to show how little of a person and how far from god your really are, god will prove your sins clear in heaven when he tells you that instead of ranting about someone you should of helped them, helped them get to heaven as god desires, so as far as I'm concerned you are all blind to the truth that the bible speaks.
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Default Re: What's worse? Homosexuality or Bestiality? - 03-17-2014, 11:36 PM

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I think that there's nothing wrong with either of this opinionated choices, I believe that if you hate someone just because something they do is to show how little of a person and how far from god your really are, god will prove your sins clear in heaven when he tells you that instead of ranting about someone you should of helped them, helped them get to heaven as god desires, so as far as I'm concerned you are all blind to the truth that the bible speaks.
You don't know what the Bible speaks dear, therefore, your opinions are irrelevant. It's a good thing the Lord Jesus Christ has anointed, through the Holy Spirit, such fine and decent True Christian™ men to make sure the Truth is not hidden under the darkness of your emo-atheism.


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Default Re: What's worse? Homosexuality or Bestiality? - 03-17-2014, 11:37 PM

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I think that there's nothing wrong with either of this opinionated choices
Do you seriously think that it's OK for you to have sex with a man and a chicken?
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Smile Re: What's worse? Homosexuality or Bestiality? - 03-18-2014, 12:02 AM

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I think that there's nothing wrong with either of this opinionated choices, I believe that if you hate someone just because something they do is to show how little of a person and how far from god your really are, god will prove your sins clear in heaven when he tells you that instead of ranting about someone you should of helped them, helped them get to heaven as god desires, so as far as I'm concerned you are all blind to the truth that the bible speaks.
Friend, it would be nice if pigs could fly too. I like bar-b-qued wings. However, just because I want it, does not make it so.
God is very specific on how He expects everything to be. He wants you to have opinions. He wants you to think and consider everything. Then when descision time comes, the smart money is on Jesus.
Think about it logically for a second. God has been around forever. He created us. He has all the answers. What makes you think that for one second, you are smarter than Him?
You see friend, it is the devil telling you that God is a fruitcake. That everything God says is totally off base and you are right. Tell me friend, does that make any sense?


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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