Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I've had it with Obama and his food police.
Subway Sandwiches had a wonderful chemical in their bread the helped make it look great. Along come the food police, Subway caves in.
I'm very glad you've raised this issue, Brother Johny. My company is the world's leading producer of azodicarbonamide, the rubber chemical in question. Not only is it great for making shoe soles, but when mixed with flour and mercury (as a preservative), it produces delicious bread that remains fresh and chewy for at least 8 months without refrigeration. It's thanks to this modern wonder of chemistry that my company is able to bake bread at our prison factory just outside Shanghai and export it to fastfood restaurants around the world. Our customers include not only Subway
, but also McDonald's, KFC
and Godly Chick-Fil-A
Just a footnote about Chick-Fil-A
. At this company's special request, we also add a chemical to their bread that is believed to suppress homoism. We also add another chemical designed to counteract the effects of birth control pills, thus causing sluts to get pregnant when they thought they were "protected." As all True Christians know, God is pro-life, and birth control pills attempt to thwart His will. Thankfully, my company possesses the technology to fight the anti-lifers and thus produce more babies, who in turn are future consumers of our products. Thus, "aborting" birth control pills is a win-win for God and Free Enterprise!
But getting back to Subway
...I'm alarmed as the rest of you by this liberal thuggery. Banning shoe sole rubber in bread - what were they thinking? And to make matters worse, they got Michelle Obama rewriting their menu to include socialist food.
Michelle Obama promoting halal menu to food stamp recipients
You know, there was a time in the not-too-distant past when Negroes like Michelle wouldn't even be allowed inside a proper fastfood restaurant - except maybe as employees to clean the toilets. Now they got Negroes working behind the counter in public view, sitting at the same tables as white people, and dictating the menu! What's next - Negro managers?
I fear for America's future.