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Talking Idiotic Pope Francis in Tears - Can't Answer a Question by a Simpleton Child!

The head of the papist advertising board and their public relations director Pope Francis has once again proven his lack of education and total disregard for Biblical knowledge. Many false Christians seem to take him as some kind of an authority in theological issues. In reality, he cannot answer the simplest of questions about the Bible. This was demonstrated in a painful manner when he recently visited the Philippines. A female uppity child approached him and asked a surprisingly valid question:

Quote:
"Bakit po pumapayag ang Diyos na may ganitong nangyayari dahil walang kasalanan ang mga bata (Why does God allow this to happen to innocent children)?"

These are the images papist PR professionals want to show us.

Now, for anyone who has visited our Godly Discussion Board, the answer is in plain sight. It is in the BIBLE for God's sake. Pope Frances, however, stumbled and started to cry in desperate frustration and panic, as he realized that dozens of True Christians™ would see his embarassment. After shedding some tears of rage he struggled to get an answser. With typical papist gusto, he avoided the actual question and, instead, only repeated it in his reply.

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“The heart of your (Chura) question has no reply. Only when we too can cry about the things you said can we come close to answering that question. Why do children suffer so much? Why do children suffer? When the heart is able to ask itself and weep, then we can understand something. There is a worldly compassion which is useless,” Pope Francis said.
“Dear young boys and girls, today’s world doesn’t know how to cry. The emarginated people, those left to one side, are crying. Those who are discarded are crying. But we don’t understand much about these people in need,” he said.
As the idiotic Pope Frances in not capable of replying, I've prepared a True Christian™ answer in simple language that also retarded cat licks and children understand. This is what he should have said based on the teachings of Jesus, the Bible that we follow.

A child is exposed to homelessness, famine, sickness, violence and abuse. She asks: "Why does God allow this to happen to innocent children? (Bakit po pumapayag ang Diyos na may ganitong nangyayari dahil walang kasalanan ang mga bata )"

The answer:
First of all, child, you should learn to speak American. What is this gibberish? Speak properly. That will get you further in life. Stop skipping school. While the teachers of this godforsaken country may not be qualified, they can teach you some American. Now, about your question. You should understand that you are a sinner. You are NOT innocent. No child is innocent. You have been stained by original sin because your great-great-etc-great grandmother disobeyed God and became a harlot (Genesis 3:5). God made a promise to pass this sin on for generations to come. Your parents and grandparents have also sinned and disobeyed God. God retaliates and His revenge goes on for 4-10 generations (Exodus 20:5, Deuteronomy 23:2). You must understand that all this suffering is your own fault as a sinner. Jesus doesn't want you to suffer, He wants you to repent and become a True Christian™.
You can do that. You must drop this act of poverty and attention-seeking behavior. You are probably too young to repent or be baptized (Mark 16:16, John 3:18, Hebrews 3:19) so this will have to wait a few years. In the meantime, I hope that your elders teach you to speak properly and to fear God and feel the gratitude for deserved corporeal punishments brought upon you by your depraved state as a sinner.You must learn how to to obey (Deuteronomy 11:27) and fear (Ecclesiastes 8:12) and believe (John 3:18): only thereafter can you get away from this unncessary suffering that you have caused yourself (Romans 11:35-36).
How dare you accuse God for allowing you to suffer! He instructed your ancestors not to sin! Blame them. You are an idiot but there is hope if you follow the path I adviced you to take. You will see that God is RIGHTEOUS (Revelation 16:5) and GOOD (Zephaniah 3:17).
You must start now, child. God hates you as a sinner. He has a special place for you. You think you are suffering now?! Wait and see!
Matthew 13:41-43
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
[uppity child dismissed]



The Truth about Frances? Possibly a "gay marriage ceremony" between him and his "boyfriend"?


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The head of the papist advertising board and their public relations director Pope Francis has once again proven his lack of education and total disregard for Biblical knowledge. Many false Christians seem to take him as some kind of an authority in theological issues. In reality, he cannot answer the simplest of questions about the Bible. This was demonstrated in a painful manner when he recently visited the Philippines. A female uppity child approached him and asked a surprisingly valid question:




These are the images papist PR professionals want to show us.

Now, for anyone who has visited our Godly Discussion Board, the answer is in plain sight. It is in the BIBLE for God's sake. Pope Frances, however, stumbled and started to cry in desperate frustration and panic, as he realized that dozens of True Christians™ would see his embarassment. After shedding some tears of rage he struggled to get an answser. With typical papist gusto, he avoided the actual question and, instead, only repeated it in his reply.



As the idiotic Pope Frances in not capable of replying, I've prepared a True Christian™ answer in simple language that also retarded cat licks and children understand. This is what he should have said based on the teachings of Jesus, the Bible that we follow.

A child is exposed to homelessness, famine, sickness, violence and abuse. She asks: "Why does God allow this to happen to innocent children? (Bakit po pumapayag ang Diyos na may ganitong nangyayari dahil walang kasalanan ang mga bata )"

The answer:
First of all, child, you should learn to speak American. What is this gibberish? Speak properly. That will get you further in life. Stop skipping school. While the teachers of this godforsaken country may not be qualified, they can teach you some American. Now, about your question. You should understand that you are a sinner. You are NOT innocent. No child is innocent. You have been stained by original sin because your great-great-etc-great grandmother disobeyed God and became a harlot (Genesis 3:5). God made a promise to pass this sin on for generations to come. Your parents and grandparents have also sinned and disobeyed God. God retaliates and His revenge goes on for 4-10 generations (Exodus 20:5, Deuteronomy 23:2). You must understand that all this suffering is your own fault as a sinner. Jesus doesn't want you to suffer, He wants you to repent and become a True Christian™.
You can do that. You must drop this act of poverty and attention-seeking behavior. You are probably too young to repent or be baptized (Mark 16:16, John 3:18, Hebrews 3:19) so this will have to wait a few years. In the meantime, I hope that your elders teach you to speak properly and to fear God and feel the gratitude for deserved corporeal punishments brought upon you by your depraved state as a sinner.You must learn how to to obey (Deuteronomy 11:27) and fear (Ecclesiastes 8:12) and believe (John 3:18): only thereafter can you get away from this unncessary suffering that you have caused yourself (Romans 11:35-36).
How dare you accuse God for allowing you to suffer! He instructed your ancestors not to sin! Blame them. You are an idiot but there is hope if you follow the path I adviced you to take. You will see that God is RIGHTEOUS (Revelation 16:5) and GOOD (Zephaniah 3:17).
You must start now, child. God hates you as a sinner. He has a special place for you. You think you are suffering now?! Wait and see!
Matthew 13:41-43
The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
[uppity child dismissed]



The Truth about Frances? Possibly a "gay marriage ceremony" between him and his "boyfriend"?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

What a beautiful explanation, Brother Elmer!

If I may add, God blesses those who obey Him:

Deuteronomy 28:1-14
1And it shall come to pass, if thou shalt hearken diligently unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to observe and to do all his commandments which I command thee this day, that the Lord thy God will set thee on high above all nations of the earth:

2 And all these blessings shall come on thee, and overtake thee, if thou shalt hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy God.

3 Blessed shalt thou be in the city, and blessed shalt thou be in the field.
4 Blessed shall be the fruit of thy body, and the fruit of thy ground, and the fruit of thy cattle, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep.
5 Blessed shall be thy basket and thy store.
6 Blessed shalt thou be when thou comest in, and blessed shalt thou be when thou goest out.
7 The Lord shall cause thine enemies that rise up against thee to be smitten before thy face: they shall come out against thee one way, and flee before thee seven ways.
8 The Lord shall command the blessing upon thee in thy storehouses, and in all that thou settest thine hand unto; and he shall bless thee in the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee.
9 The Lord shall establish thee an holy people unto himself, as he hath sworn unto thee, if thou shalt keep the commandments of the Lord thy God, and walk in his ways.
10 And all people of the earth shall see that thou art called by the name of the Lord; and they shall be afraid of thee.
11 And the Lord shall make thee plenteous in goods, in the fruit of thy body, and in the fruit of thy cattle, and in the fruit of thy ground, in the land which the Lord sware unto thy fathers to give thee.
12 The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure, the heaven to give the rain unto thy land in his season, and to bless all the work of thine hand: and thou shalt lend unto many nations, and thou shalt not borrow.
13 And the Lord shall make thee the head, and not the tail; and thou shalt be above only, and thou shalt not be beneath; if that thou hearken unto the commandments of the Lord thy God, which I command thee this day, to observe and to do them:
14 And thou shalt not go aside from any of the words which I command thee this day, to the right hand, or to the left, to go after other gods to serve them.

Therefore, people who are wealthy and healthy are clearly God's favorites.

On the other hand, if someone is poor that is his/her own fault, because God punishes unbelievers with bad luck, bad health, poverty, and even enslavement:

Deuteronomy 28:15-68
15 But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:
16 Cursed shalt thou be in the city, and cursed shalt thou be in the field.
17 Cursed shall be thy basket and thy store.
18 Cursed shall be the fruit of thy body, and the fruit of thy land, the increase of thy kine, and the flocks of thy sheep.
19 Cursed shalt thou be when thou comest in, and cursed shalt thou be when thou goest out.
20 The Lord shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly; because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me.
21 The Lord shall make the pestilence cleave unto thee, until he have consumed thee from off the land, whither thou goest to possess it.
22 The Lord shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
23 And thy heaven that is over thy head shall be brass, and the earth that is under thee shall be iron.
24 The Lord shall make the rain of thy land powder and dust: from heaven shall it come down upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
25 The Lord shall cause thee to be smitten before thine enemies: thou shalt go out one way against them, and flee seven ways before them: and shalt be removed into all the kingdoms of the earth.
26 And thy carcase shall be meat unto all fowls of the air, and unto the beasts of the earth, and no man shall fray them away.
27 The Lord will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.
28 The Lord shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:
29 And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.
30 Thou shalt betroth a wife, and another man shall lie with her: thou shalt build an house, and thou shalt not dwell therein: thou shalt plant a vineyard, and shalt not gather the grapes thereof.
31 Thine ox shall be slain before thine eyes, and thou shalt not eat thereof: thine ass shall be violently taken away from before thy face, and shall not be restored to thee: thy sheep shall be given unto thine enemies, and thou shalt have none to rescue them.
32 Thy sons and thy daughters shall be given unto another people, and thine eyes shall look, and fail with longing for them all the day long; and there shall be no might in thine hand.
33 The fruit of thy land, and all thy labours, shall a nation which thou knowest not eat up; and thou shalt be only oppressed and crushed alway:
34 So that thou shalt be mad for the sight of thine eyes which thou shalt see.
35 The Lord shall smite thee in the knees, and in the legs, with a sore botch that cannot be healed, from the sole of thy foot unto the top of thy head.
36 The Lord shall bring thee, and thy king which thou shalt set over thee, unto a nation which neither thou nor thy fathers have known; and there shalt thou serve other gods, wood and stone.
37 And thou shalt become an astonishment, a proverb, and a byword, among all nations whither the Lord shall lead thee.
38 Thou shalt carry much seed out into the field, and shalt gather but little in; for the locust shall consume it.
39 Thou shalt plant vineyards, and dress them, but shalt neither drink of the wine, nor gather the grapes; for the worms shall eat them.
40 Thou shalt have olive trees throughout all thy coasts, but thou shalt not anoint thyself with the oil; for thine olive shall cast his fruit.
41 Thou shalt beget sons and daughters, but thou shalt not enjoy them; for they shall go into captivity.
42 All thy trees and fruit of thy land shall the locust consume.
43 The stranger that is within thee shall get up above thee very high; and thou shalt come down very low.
44 He shall lend to thee, and thou shalt not lend to him: he shall be the head, and thou shalt be the tail.
45 Moreover all these curses shall come upon thee, and shall pursue thee, and overtake thee, till thou be destroyed; because thou hearkenedst not unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to keep his commandments and his statutes which he commanded thee:
46 And they shall be upon thee for a sign and for a wonder, and upon thy seed for ever.
47 Because thou servedst not the Lord thy God with joyfulness, and with gladness of heart, for the abundance of all things;
48 Therefore shalt thou serve thine enemies which the Lord shall send against thee, in hunger, and in thirst, and in nakedness, and in want of all things: and he shall put a yoke of iron upon thy neck, until he have destroyed thee.
49 The Lord shall bring a nation against thee from far, from the end of the earth, as swift as the eagle flieth; a nation whose tongue thou shalt not understand;
50 A nation of fierce countenance, which shall not regard the person of the old, nor shew favour to the young:
51 And he shall eat the fruit of thy cattle, and the fruit of thy land, until thou be destroyed: which also shall not leave thee either corn, wine, or oil, or the increase of thy kine, or flocks of thy sheep, until he have destroyed thee.
52 And he shall besiege thee in all thy gates, until thy high and fenced walls come down, wherein thou trustedst, throughout all thy land: and he shall besiege thee in all thy gates throughout all thy land, which the Lord thy God hath given thee.
53 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the Lord thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:
54 So that the man that is tender among you, and very delicate, his eye shall be evil toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave:
55 So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat: because he hath nothing left him in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee in all thy gates.
56 The tender and delicate woman among you, which would not adventure to set the sole of her foot upon the ground for delicateness and tenderness, her eye shall be evil toward the husband of her bosom, and toward her son, and toward her daughter,
57 And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness, wherewith thine enemy shall distress thee in thy gates.
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, The Lord Thy God;
59 Then the Lord will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance.
60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee.
61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the Lord bring upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
62 And ye shall be left few in number, whereas ye were as the stars of heaven for multitude; because thou wouldest not obey the voice of the Lord thy God.
63 And it shall come to pass, that as the Lord rejoiced over you to do you good, and to multiply you; so the Lord will rejoice over you to destroy you, and to bring you to nought; and ye shall be plucked from off the land whither thou goest to possess it.
64 And the Lord shall scatter thee among all people, from the one end of the earth even unto the other; and there thou shalt serve other gods, which neither thou nor thy fathers have known, even wood and stone.
65 And among these nations shalt thou find no ease, neither shall the sole of thy foot have rest: but the Lord shall give thee there a trembling heart, and failing of eyes, and sorrow of mind:
66 And thy life shall hang in doubt before thee; and thou shalt fear day and night, and shalt have none assurance of thy life:
67 In the morning thou shalt say, Would God it were even! and at even thou shalt say, Would God it were morning! for the fear of thine heart wherewith thou shalt fear, and for the sight of thine eyes which thou shalt see.
68 And the Lord shall bring thee into Egypt again with ships, by the way whereof I spake unto thee, Thou shalt see it no more again: and there ye shall be sold unto your enemies for bondmen and bondwomen, and no man shall buy you.

I find it very interesting, that the list of God's punishments is much longer than the list of God's blessings. He must really enjoy punishing unsaved trash!
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