As all True Christians™ know, children are property of the father
. Though what if you want to make money from selling your child, but still keep your child around to do chores and such? Well, one family thought up a solution that represents the spirit of American ingenuity! They made $15,000 just by selling their child's name to GoldenPalace.com! http://www.npr.org/2011/07/06/137643...baby-boys-name
That got me thinking, why should we let such a great idea potentially fall into the wrong hands? This is a fantastic money making opportunity. No doubt your child will thank you once they're grown up for the opportunity to enjoy the wonders of capitalism at such a tender young age.
In fact, with the recent success of my AIDS Mapper
software, I could probably afford to spend some money on advertising myself. Just imagine, instead of a common boring name like "Joe Williams" your child could be "AIDs Mapper Williams". Just imagine, all of his classmates will be calling him "AIDs Mapper" (in the event the parents are too busy running their company to home school their child and instead opt for a private creationist school). No undercover queers will want to try raping this child
I'm sure many parents could take pride in knowing their child is fighting the battle against sexual perverts and making some money at the same time. Talk about a win-win.