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Default Godly Movies - 09-01-2014, 06:09 AM

Contracted is an in-depth and realistic look at the consequences of the homersexual lifestyle.

Synopsis: When a self-loathing lezbo is snubbed by her self-loathing lezbo girlfriend, she goes to a wild party, drinks the marijuana roofie, catches the Aids, and shoots more marijuana. As the Aids progresses, the sickly slattern slut spirals out of control, spreading the Aids and giving people worms until Satan comes to claim her soul.

This movie fully examines what happens when people reject Jesus and choose to be homersexuals. From abomination sex to sex out of wedlock to back talking ones parents, Contracted covers the gamut of the homersexual experience. A must-see for pre-pubic children and anyone considering making a homersexual lifestyle choice.


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Default Re: Godly Movies - 09-01-2014, 06:27 PM

What a gut-wrenching movie this was! How anyone could watch this movie and still turn away from Jesus and towards a life of sinful homosexuality is beyond me. The only complaint I had is that it dodn't show more of the depravity of homosex between women to illustrate the demented mind of the lesbian.

I give it 5 stars.


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The only complaint I had is that it dodn't show more of the depravity of homosex between women to illustrate the demented mind of the lesbian.
Agreed, Sister, but I suspect they wanted a family friendly version for the young'uns. Five year olds are not quite ready to see a pair of petite young Asian schoolgirls with unusually well developed breasts tentatively exploring their fresh bodies before growing bolder and moving on to 69ing, fisting, and giant strapons before cutting to a heavy bondage & torture scene and culminating with a 20 girl initiatory rough gangbang on the novice sapphic explorers.

No, I'm thinking that such advanced information should be reserved for ages 12 and up.


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Default Re: Godly Movies - 09-02-2014, 02:51 AM



Praise Jesus, I just love it when God puts huge nasty dripping festering sores on the mouths of sinners.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Godly Movies - 09-02-2014, 12:10 PM

One of the best movies ever made, one of the longest running and highest grossing motion pictures at Freehold theatres ever.



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Default Re: Godly Movies - 09-03-2014, 03:09 AM

I recently watched "Under the Skin" and was pleasantly surprised. Satan disguised himself as a beautiful slut in order to lure sex fiends to utter destruction.

I had some reservations (SPOILER ALERT) when the retard got away, but everything ended in accordance to God's Will when another minion cleaned up the mess...

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18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,

19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,

20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;


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Default Re: Godly Movies - 09-03-2014, 03:30 AM

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Agreed, Sister, but I suspect they wanted a family friendly version for the young'uns. Five year olds are not quite ready to see a pair of petite young Asian schoolgirls with unusually well developed breasts tentatively exploring their fresh bodies before growing bolder and moving on to 69ing, fisting, and giant strapons before cutting to a heavy bondage & torture scene and culminating with a 20 girl initiatory rough gangbang on the novice sapphic explorers.

No, I'm thinking that such advanced information should be reserved for ages 12 and up.
This intrigues me. Watching these deviants defile themselves on their way to sounds like some exciting fist pumping action! I am anxious to see it.


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"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Default Re: Godly Movies - 09-03-2014, 04:41 AM

I think Ray Comfort's movie evolution vs. God is a must watch for anyone interested in serious creationist debate.

Barring that, we can watch him peel the banana again exposing atheists to nightmares.



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Default Re: Godly Movies - 09-03-2014, 05:11 AM

I can hardly wait for Godly and wholesome Kirk Cameron to Save Christmas! I pray for him daily, as I know Satan strikes down those who are the biggest threat to his empire, and Kirk Cameron is practically snatching souls for Christ right and left which really angers the devil!

Praise Jesus!





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Default Re: Godly Movies - 09-07-2014, 06:30 AM

Is the movie 2012 a Godly movie?

There are also Noah's Arks and massive fire, drowning as well.
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Only if you listen to the spiritual prophecy of mesoamerican tacos.

2 Peter 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.


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Default Re: Godly Movies - 11-10-2014, 03:36 AM

One of my favourite historical movies, When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth, showing with groundbreaking special effects how cavemen for somewhere around 5,000 or 6,000 years ago lived along with dinosaurs, and the perils our ancestors faced on daily basis.



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Default Re: Godly Movies - 11-23-2014, 12:13 AM

One of my favorites, though a tad dated, is the classic film "Reefer Madness".

This picture was the first to expose marijuana as the deadly drug it is, and provides an in-depth look at how it eats away at the brain.

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African Re: Godly Movies - 08-05-2015, 03:13 AM

I love the movie - Frozen
I like to wank to it.
I just wish it had sheep in it.
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