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Thumbs down GOD HATES BDSM! - 03-24-2014, 10:58 PM

I was searching the internet for a good example of Godly discipline between man and woman. Imagine my horror, Brethren. And in a public library, too!

BDSM! Yes, it has a name among the heathen scum. A name of filth and degredation.



Imagine a woman trussed up like this. Her flesh straining against the bonds, slick with sweat and staring fearfully at the man dressed in some sort of leather fag outfit with a whip!


The images were too disgusting to contemplate. And men submitting to women. Women standing there with whips and spikes hurting their nancy boy partners in perversion. Inserting objects into their anuses and dripping hot wax on their man parts for their sick pleasures. I took careful note of each act to pass on to Pastor Zeke for a roaring sermon this Sunday. His passion for detailing the perversions of the flesh should rouse all Christian men to action for Christ.



Can you even imagine a True Christian lady carrying on in such a way? The very thought has me in a hot sweat of passion for the love of Christ! What manner of nancy boy would ever submit to such treatment?




Have you ever seen such a hideous sight as a man kneeling to some bitch whore slut bent on satisfying her carnal urges while he suffers and begs for release?

And needless to say, the queerboys and lezzers are at it as well. Vile abomination and the gays go hand in hand, of course and their evil is infecting the atheists with predictable rapidity.

I urge all True Christian men to check their wives for the slightest hint of such tendencies and to properly apply the rod as necessary to bring them back under control!

GOD HATES BDSM!



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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 03-25-2014, 03:35 AM

A man does not belong on his knees. Unless it's for Jesus.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 03-25-2014, 05:29 AM

I've written about these freaks before, BDSM is truly disgusting and the BDSM cult has to be banned in all Christian countries, I hate BDSM


"Abnormal, a horrible cancerous tumor in the body of society, homosexuals are perverts, whose sexual drive the Devil has used as his strongest weapon against God. A person cannot be a Christian and a homosexual at the same time, homosexuality is chosen, not inborn, and everybody can be set free and delivered."

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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 03-25-2014, 10:49 PM

We will have to compare notes to see if we have discovered the true depths of their depravity, Brother. I wouldn't want to think we had left any stone unturned in the fight against them.

Shall we meet up and swap laptops?



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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 03-29-2015, 05:59 PM

God does not hate BDSM. You hate BDSM and are using "god" to justify
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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 03-29-2015, 06:03 PM

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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 03-30-2015, 04:17 AM

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God does not hate BDSM. You hate BDSM and are using "god" to justify
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God teaches all about hatred in the Holy Bible.

We are commanded to hate those that hate God. Maggots like you, for example.

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Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 04-15-2015, 02:44 AM

Sadly, I taught my friends about this junk and how bad it is, only to realize that they have practiced it! If anybody has a job opening up somewhere in their city, I would gladly leave L.A.
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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 04-15-2015, 05:28 AM

What utter rubbish is that! A man should only be on his knees in prayer. I just find uppity women such as those harlots obnoxious. I'll be happy to see the very whips they used on the men and the pain they inflicted on them, but multiplied on those same harlots!


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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 05-19-2015, 07:17 AM

Does God hate BDSM? I would say probably but I dont know of anywhere that the bible tells us that we cannot rollplay with our married spouse in anyway that is agreed upon by us both. I personally feel it is disgusting but I only know what God has told us in the Bible. If there is one thing that I have learned it is that a sin is a sin. As far as I know, God has not laid out what constitutes BDSM and weather it is a sin or not. Examples of what constitutes a sin are: adultery, sex out of wedlock, and even judging others. I think that calling someone a maggot is awfully judgmental. This is an example of why so many people in serious need of Jesus have shied away from the church. Wouldn't a discussion on "Does God hate BDSM" be more nonjudgmental, educational, and welcoming of a sinner to see the light of salvation? I would love to have a genuine two sided discussion on this topic.
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Does God hate BDSM? I would say probably but I dont know of anywhere that the bible tells us that we cannot rollplay with our married spouse in anyway that is agreed upon by us both. I personally feel it is disgusting but I only know what God has told us in the Bible. If there is one thing that I have learned it is that a sin is a sin. As far as I know, God has not laid out what constitutes BDSM and weather it is a sin or not. Examples of what constitutes a sin are: adultery, sex out of wedlock, and even judging others. I think that calling someone a maggot is awfully judgmental. This is an example of why so many people in serious need of Jesus have shied away from the church. Wouldn't a discussion on "Does God hate BDSM" be more nonjudgmental, educational, and welcoming of a sinner to see the light of salvation? I would love to have a genuine two sided discussion on this topic.
Dear Friend,

Obviously we are delighted that you also hate all kinds of unnatural fornication, of which BDSM is an example. In fact, God is quite clear when it comes to this practice:

2 Timothy 3:3
Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good.


In addition, we must assess you request for two-sided discussion. Fortunately, that is not at all necessary.

There is only ONE GOD.

The world is not two-sided when it comes to justice, the fate of men, commandments, or Salvation. There is no room for negotiating. There is only Jesus and His hate towards to sinners, His wish to get them to repent and choose Him instead of lecherous perverse practices.

Malachi 2:10
Have we not all one father? hath not one God created us? why do we deal treacherously every man against his brother, by profaning the covenant of our fathers?


God is not nonjudgmental. He judges. God IS educational. He has given us His commands. God is NOT two-sided. He is the Trinity. Only one road leads to Salvation. We are taking it. How about you? I'm praying for you but I am also relatively confident. You seem to have some qualities that are pleasing to Jesus.


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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 05-19-2015, 09:30 AM

I HATE BDSM!!! You would be crazy if you thought that I would let any bitch tie me up and put a chain around my neck or spank my ass or slap me or pinch my nipples or dress me up in leather and put me in manacles or tickle or pinch me or grab my throat or cover my eyes and scratch me with her nails or pull my hair or give me a collar or pour wax on me or stick her finger in my you know what and spread peanut butter on me or pee on me are-you-kidding-me???

What kind of idiot does that stuff???

Someone is recording it. Especially if you are a Senator or Congressperson or the President.


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Jesus' eternal love Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 10-27-2015, 01:15 PM

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God does not hate BDSM. You hate BDSM and are using "god" to justify
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I totally agree!!


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1 Corinthians 11:12 - For as the woman [is] of the man, even so [is] the man also by the woman; but all things of God.
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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 10-27-2015, 01:33 PM

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I totally agree!!
Are you honestly saying that Jesus would be happy to see people trust up like hogs as they are abused by some drooling pervert?

Sex is for making babies not getting your rocks off on somebody elses tears.

Only God punishes people for their sin of being born how they were made with no concern for Sin.

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For he is our God; and we are the people of his pasture, and the sheep of his hand. To day if ye will hear his voice, - Psalms 95:7
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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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burger Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 03-23-2016, 02:17 AM

God must really hate me then. I am quite fond of BDSM and I masturbate to it all the time.
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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 03-23-2016, 02:22 AM

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God must really hate me then.

Doubtless.


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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 03-23-2016, 02:24 AM

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Doubtless.


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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 03-23-2016, 02:26 AM

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God must really hate me then. I am quite fond of BDSM and I masturbate to it all the time.
Clarification: he hates you for the masturbation, not the BDSM (seeing as you do not engage in it personally). Unlike homosexuality, there's no proscription in the Bible on the enjoyment of other's enjoyment of other's pain and suffering.

Now that we've determined exactly why you're going to Hell (according to the Bible), are you going to make a proper introduction for yourself, or just continue to futilely try to shock the True Christians™?


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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 04-25-2016, 11:06 PM

Don't you think it's a little presumptuous to claim that God hates something without proper Scriptural evidence?
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Default Re: GOD HATES BDSM! - 04-25-2016, 11:16 PM

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Don't you think it's a little presumptuous to claim that God hates something without proper Scriptural evidence?
Don't you think it's a little presumptuous to assume that the True Christian™ pastors haven't already found such evidence, or that, because YOU haven't been exposed to such wisdom (in your wilful ignorance from not reading the Bible), it does not exist?

2 Timothy 3:6 "For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,"

Sound familiar?


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