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Default Re: Godly sayings from around the internet. - 05-26-2013, 06:09 AM

This surely brought a tear to God's sweet eye. Especially the ending. This man is so close to being a True Christian™ and he doesn't even have the first clue that he is.

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Predestination, Chosen in Christ before the foundation of the Creation of the World, and Election, surely God doesn't mean that.

I get to choose Jesus, but Jesus doesn't have the right to choose His Bride, because that just doesn't seem fair, and I want a god that I can decide who He is and what his attributes and character is.

How dare God get to do as He pleases and be how He wants to be, He should be like I want Him to be, and the way that you want Him to be, the way that my neighbor wants Him to be, and the way that the Mormons want Him to be, and the way that the Gnostics want Him to be, and the way that the Heretics want Him to be..........

Please tell me where you think that we should stop, so God can be the God that You Created.



Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Godly sayings from around the internet. - 05-28-2013, 07:51 PM

I was visibly moved when I saw this Holy Message:
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2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.
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Default Re: Godly sayings from around the internet. - 07-06-2013, 07:45 AM

Oh, praise Jesus! Perfectly spoken like a True Christian™.

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"Man, in the beginning of time had a lot more brain power before the fall of man. Just take Adam for example. He had to name every single animal on the planet. There are tons of animals on the earth."


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Godly sayings from around the internet. - 07-31-2013, 07:19 AM

Ray was so close on this one. So close that I just had to add it.
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Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Godly sayings from around the internet. - 08-10-2013, 07:17 AM

You did the right thing!

Ray Comfort is usually so deliberately vague, because he doesn't want to alienate his donors by telling the Absolute Truth. What would they think if they found out "Dad" from the after school special told them they were on the express train to fiery sodomy?

There would be a riot

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Default Re: Godly sayings from around the internet. - 02-08-2014, 01:11 PM

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Amen!! I believe Brother Ray was referring the first chapter of First Corinthians.

1 Cor 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1 Cor 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
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1 Cor 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1 Cor 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
1 Cor 1:28 And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are:
1 Cor 1:29 That no flesh should glory in his presence.


Gen 6:6-7 And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

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Default Re: Godly sayings from around the internet. - 02-08-2014, 06:00 PM

Brother Ray is right. It is a low door to Everlasting Life and it takes a low man to be able to get through it. Brother Ray is one of the lowest men I know, he will surely sit by Jesus' Side come the Judgement. Praise!


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Default Re: Godly sayings from around the internet. - 02-09-2014, 06:28 AM

Ah, twitter.

Sure, the internet COULD mean a new era of communication, education, and understanding, comparable to the printing press or the invention of writing itself.

Or, on the other hand, we can settle for using it as a more efficient way of producing and distributing bumper stickers. It's all good.


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