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flag Extreme Homosexuality AND Extreme Persecution of Christians at the EURO 2016 Soccer Tournament (NSFW) - 06-20-2016, 02:30 PM

A Quick Reminder:
  • The European scum calls soccer "football".
  • It is one of the principal forms of "male bonding" on that God-Forsaken continent and a leading cause of homosexual choices.
  • At this very moment, the French are organizing a tournament with dozens of European "countries" participating, although we must all thank Jesus that he considered it prudent to prevent the Netherlands (Holland) from qualifying. Praise Jesus.
Some sordid images depicting this, the vilest of sports, that are forever haunting our retinas can be seen below (NSFW or Ladies):



1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,



1 Timothy 1:10
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;




Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.




Deuteronomy 22:28-29
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


You'd think that it was enough for soccer-sodomites to flaunt their fornication on stadiums. It is not. In addition to the players, the audience consists mostly of aspiring homosexuals. And as the sodomistic lifestyle progresses, more and more stimuli are needed to bring the young sodomite to the climax through rectal stimulation. By the time the sodomite reaches the stadium at the age of 18 years, he's been experimenting with countless men, his nether regions have been stretched to their limits with the extremely large male organs of other sodomites (for a discussion about tallywhacker size and sexual orientation choice, see this Report by the LBC University).

Thus, we enter the EURO 2016 stadiums. June 18 2016, the City of Nice was not nice to this young homer. Match: France-Albania. A young supporter entered the stadium with a 7 inch flare in his rectum.
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A French football fan was tonight facing prosecution after hiding a flare up his bottom, and then burning himself and two others with the firework at Euro 2016.

The smoke bombs are strictly banned in all stadiums during the competition in France, but the 18-year-old managed to smuggle it through a number of security checks and into the fanzone in the southern city of Nice.

He then took the 7ins x 1.5ins device out of his rectum during France's 2-0 victory against Albania last Wednesday, and set it off.


This is what he detonated in his rectum. Only by explosives can these homers reach satisfaction. As evidenced above, the explosion was so powerful that those around him were injured, as well.


This is the colon and the rectum (lowest blue part of the image) of a sodomite.

The depravity of the sodomite community or their ingenuity when discovering new ways to climax does not cease to amaze us. Thus, it seems that all the players and spectators of this mildly entertaining event are sodomites. WRONG! There is a team that struggles to overturn the homertide and bring home the Victory for Jesus, Godly Russia is participating.

What do the other soccer fans do when the Russian supporters arrive? You guessed it! They use extreme violence to bring the followers of Mr. Putin to shame! Thousands of English homers attacked unarmed Russian supporters in the Muslim City of Marseilles as these two countries were about to engage in friendly football rivalry.



Here we can see a Russian heterosexual (left) defending himself against the British invasion (on the right).

Why is this? Because the soccer community hates Jesus and His supporters. However, Jesus wins (as always). It took only approximately 200 Russian followers of God to defeat the tens of thousands of English criminals.



Here the English sodomites are opposing the French army that tries to control them with tear gas. Tears should be left to God to take care of!

Revelation 7:17
For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.


Let us all pray for a Russian victory as the team of Mr. Putin is about to engage the English county of Wales tonight. We're certain that Jesus will not let one of His principal advisors, Mr. Putin, down! Still, He needs our help to bring shame and suffering to the sodomites that swarm the EURO 2016 tournament!



Mr. Putin
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Default Re: Extreme Homosexuality AND Extreme Persecution of Christians at the EURO 2016 Soccer Tournament (NSFW) - 06-20-2016, 02:51 PM

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Thus, we enter the EURO 2016 stadiums. June 18 2016, the City of Nice was not nice to this young homer. Match: France-Albania. A young supporter entered the stadium with a 7 inch flare in his rectum..
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Why is this? Because the soccer community hates Jesus and His supporters. However, Jesus wins (as always).

I suspect there can be no greater offence to the Lord Jesus than staging a soccer rally in France. Not only are they both intolerably rebellious against all that is good and moral, but they are actively fighting for Satan's cause. Then again, what can you expect from a society that kills babies for free and pays its women to be harlots?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Extreme Homosexuality AND Extreme Persecution of Christians at the EURO 2016 Soccer Tournament (NSFW) - 06-20-2016, 03:34 PM

It's neither soccer nor is it football. It's gay ball. 90 minutes of bored players waiting to get this over with so they can take a shower with each other.


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Default Re: Extreme Homosexuality AND Extreme Persecution of Christians at the EURO 2016 Soccer Tournament (NSFW) - 06-20-2016, 07:50 PM

So are there still "people" "living" in France, then? I thought the jihadists had wiped that entire country out by now. Although thinking about it, I suppose all the terror attacks carried out there will, by definition, have been carried out by lazy surrender-monkey French terrorist Mahommedans, who can probably barely get through a single massacre without stopping for one of their precious siestas or surrendering to the Germans. No work ethic at all, these people. If they were decent hard-working American Baptist Jihadist terrorists it would be a different story, I can tell you.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Extreme Homosexuality AND Extreme Persecution of Christians at the EURO 2016 Soccer Tournament (NSFW) - 06-20-2016, 09:50 PM

Soccer is a homosexual game and always has been. Thank God that real Americans have no interest in it.


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flag Re: Extreme Homosexuality AND Extreme Persecution of Christians at the EURO 2016 Soccer Tournament (NSFW) - 06-30-2016, 05:53 AM

***BREAKING NEWS***

- Queer Elizabeth joins the Icelandic soccer team -


As the United Kingdom left Europe, the UN and the Earth's disk, the English soccer team also experienced the most humiliating sports defeat ever! Godly Americans, who still understand the nature of probability and the impossibility of, e.g., evil lotion (Genesis 1:1) and homosexual Salvation (Romans 1:27), have fortunately had the wits to call these events "miraculous"! Indeed, they must be, as only an intervention by Christ could have made all these simultaneous improbable events feasible.

Matthew 19:26
But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.


Now this means many vacancies for top jobs in the UK. Their president and football coach have been fired and positions are now open (True Christians™ should send their applications to salvage as many souls as possible before England disappears from the observable universe).

Thus, also the Queer of England, Elizabeth the Second-Rate, needs a new job and apparently she's been busy searching for suitable openings as she has already found one. She'll be the leader of Iceland, the country that defeated England in the Cod Wars and now in the Soccer Tournament. She is now openly wearing the colors of her new realm!



On the left we can see an Icelandic queer and on the upper right hand corner Elizabeth the II, who is to be renamed as Elísabet 2. She is already wearing the official Icelandic soccer team jersey and joins thus the well-established tradition of sodomite women, who have led Iceland away from Jesus and God for decades!

Obviously, this solves the problem of unemployment that is threatening Elizabeth at the moment but will it also solve the problems she has with Jesus as she becomes the Head of State of an atheist country?



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Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;


No, it doesn't.


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