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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:26-27


LGBTQ stands for

L --- Lesbian (notice how feminazis demand first billing?)
G --- Gay (gay men are happy to follow the bull dyke - reminds them of their mothers)
B --- Bisexual (in other words, will screw anything at any time)
T --- Transgender (using cosplay to disguise homosexuality)
Q --- Queer (they're just making stuff up now, because "queer" means homosexual)

These five categories don't neatly fit the gay flag of six colors, so they've decided to increase their ranks by inviting pedophiles to have a turn at demanding parades be marched in their honor.

P --- Pedophiles (homo for children)



New York Times reports the medical community, who has long been under the thumb of Big Gay, are beginning to demand equal rights for pedophiles, claiming some nonsense about them deserving it:

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The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders defines pedophilia as an intense and recurrent sexual interest in prepubescent children, and a disorder if it causes a person “marked distress or interpersonal difficulty” or if the person acts on his interests. Yet our laws ignore pedophilia until after the commission of a sexual offense, emphasizing punishment, not prevention.

Part of this failure stems from the misconception that pedophilia is the same as child molestation. One can live with pedophilia and not act on it. Sites like Virtuous Pedophiles provide support for pedophiles who do not molest children and believe that sex with children is wrong. It is not that these individuals are “inactive” or “nonpracticing” pedophiles, but rather that pedophilia is a status and not an act. In fact, research shows, about half of all child molesters are not sexually attracted to their victims.

The Americans With Disabilities Act of 1990 and Section 504 of the Rehabilitation Act of 1973 prohibit discrimination against otherwise qualified individuals with mental disabilities, in areas such as employment, education and medical care. Congress, however, explicitly excluded pedophilia from protection under these two crucial laws.

It’s time to revisit these categorical exclusions. Without legal protection, a pedophile cannot risk seeking treatment or disclosing his status to anyone for support. He could lose his job, and future job prospects, if he is seen at a group-therapy session, asks for a reasonable accommodation to take medication or see a psychiatrist, or requests a limit in his interaction with children. Isolating individuals from appropriate employment and treatment only increases their risk of committing a crime.
Fine, I say. Let them come. Let them march in their parades and let them raise their disgusting flag. They have no power over the Power of Prayer! And besides, this only means the LORD Jesus Christ is coming back SOON (Luke 17:26-27)! He will swoop in from Heaven with an entire army of heavenly soldiers. Together they will come riding the backs of flying horses straight from the heavens above, slaying those who refuse to fear and love God appropriately! God's wrath will wake up those whose consciences are asleep. Pestilence will be unleashed in horrifying ways. Life in the oceans will die. Rivers will turn to blood. People will watch in terror as their flesh is burned off their bones. The sun will go out, plunging all sinners into darkness before the whole earth wakes up in a violent convulsion to speak for the LORD (Revelation 16:1-21)! And there will be great suffering! Hallelujah! God's Justice will Not be thwarted!

O Come Lord Jesus!
Come and smite the ungodly from this earth!
Come and bring with You a terrific devastation upon the land!
Come and pour out your Vengeance upon the sinners who would dare ignore you!
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Al this is so sickening. Ever since Obama started his campaign to make America Gay we have been going downhill. And now this.

Sex with children. Sure. Why not. I am certain in two weeks California will legalize marriage between toddlers and adults. Sodomizing the child being part of the ceremony.

I am certain none of this would have happened with Sarah Palin as president.
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Is it just me or does LGBTQ sound like the name of a queer-stuffed sandwich? Possibly it's code-slang for the wild sin-filled orgies they have on a nightly basis.

I think they should just merge with NAMBLA and be done with it. It's all the same thing.
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Part of this failure stems from the misconception that pedophilia is the same as child molestation. One can live with pedophilia and not act on it.
With this kind of argumentation you have to include everyone, such as rapists and sex murderers. We may be lucky and they just desire to rape and murder, but don't "act on it".

So rapists and sex murderers deserve equal rights too! Let's help the "gay community" to be a bit more inclusive:

LGBTQPMR

L --- Lesbian (notice how feminazis demand first billing?)
G --- Gay (gay men are happy to follow the bull dyke - reminds them of their mothers)
B --- Bisexual (in other words, will screw anything at any time)
T --- Transgender (using cosplay to disguise homosexuality)
Q --- Queer (they're just making stuff up now, because "queer" means homosexual)
P --- Pedophiles (homo for children)
M --- Murderers (will soon demand the right to marry their victims)
R --- Rapists (they don't act on it unless nobody is watching)


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Why don't they just call them all what they really are - Hellbound perverts - and be done with it.
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P --- Pedophiles (homo for children)
Catholic Priests are joining the LBGTQ movement?
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This LGBTQP-etcetera-whatever acronym is getting increasingly difficult for normal, healthy, Godly folk to remember. Could they not simplify it by putting it into alphabetical order? In fact, if we let them use the entire alphabet from Atheist to Zoophilist, excluding only C for Christian and J for Jesus, it would save everyone a lot of wasted time and effort keeping up with their perversions.
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This LGBTQP-etcetera-whatever acronym is getting increasingly difficult for normal, healthy, Godly folk to remember. Could they not simplify it by putting it into alphabetical order? In fact, if we let them use the entire alphabet from Atheist to Zoophilist, excluding only C for Christian and J for Jesus, it would save everyone a lot of wasted time and effort keeping up with their perversions.
In the past, I've heard LGBTQI. The I stands for "Intosex". Totally unnecessary as the whole damned lot of them are into perverted sex. I'm sure they're determined to take over the whole alphabet.

Maybe we should reclaim the alphabet. As a start:
L - Landover
G - Godly
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Okay, I would just like to politely mention that the P does NOT stand for pedophile. It stands for PANSEXUAL which is defined as loving regardless of gender. Basically it is someone who is attracted to all genders. Please stop spreading these lies.
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P does NOT stand for pedophile. It stands for PANSEXUAL
Eh, you do know those words mean the same thing right? Both pedofiles and pansexuals have sex with everything that moves. None of which would have happened if Reagan would still have been in office.
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Okay, I would just like to politely mention that the P does NOT stand for pedophile. It stands for PANSEXUAL which is defined as loving regardless of gender. Basically it is someone who is attracted to all genders. Please stop spreading these lies.
There is no such thing as Peter Pansexual. You just made that up. Nice attempt at distracting the conversation from the warning it serves. We need to pray for our nation, not get bogged down in semantics.
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I'm sorry, but Pansexual is a real thing. And just because you're homosexual, does that mean you will have sex with every living thing that is the opposite sex? I'm sorry, but your argument is invalid.
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I'm sorry, but Pansexual is a real thing. And just because you're homosexual, does that mean you will have sex with every living thing that is the opposite sex? I'm sorry, but your argument is invalid.
You really are an annoying arrogant know-it-all brat. Why not use a search engine and actually look up what pansexual means!!! That way you won't look like a complete idiot for once in your pointless life.

"Pansexuality, or omnisexuality,[1] is sexual attraction, sexual desire, romantic love, or emotional attraction toward people of any sex or gender identity."

Which is EXACTLY what I already said it means. Pansexials have sex with everything that moves!

Sigh, they get more stupid each and every day.
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I'm sorry, but Pansexual is a real thing. And just because you're homosexual, does that mean you will have sex with every living thing that is the opposite sex? I'm sorry, but your argument is invalid.
I'm not homosexual, dear. I was never abused nor neglected as a little girl (unless you count being raised in a papist cult, but I was not a boy so I remained pure until my wedding night). And yes, if you as ex-gays, they will tell you the truth of their roaming ways, the rape gangs, the obsessive hoarding of small objects in the rectum. Active gays won't talk about this, and I think it's because deep down (no pun intended), they are ashamed of what they do. They are ashamed of who they have become. Ex-gays have nothing to hide, so you can trust them to tell the truth. They have been set free, and their shame has been turned into glory.
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"Pansexuality, or omnisexuality,[1] is sexual attraction, sexual desire, romantic love, or emotional attraction toward PEOPLE of any sex or gender identity."

Pansexuals do not have sex with ANYTHING that moves, just people. And where on that does it say that they have sex with kids? It just states that it is someone who is attracted to people of any gender identity. It doesn't mean that they are everywhere having sex with everything they can. They are just normal humans who happen to be attracted to people regardless of their gender.
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They are just normal humans who happen to be attracted to people regardless of their gender.
You really have no clue whatsoever about the American language right!? Having sex with boys and girls is NOT normal. Please stop raping children.
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"Pansexuality, or omnisexuality,[1] is sexual attraction, sexual desire, romantic love, or emotional attraction toward PEOPLE of any sex or gender identity."

Pansexuals do not have sex with ANYTHING that moves, just people. And where on that does it say that they have sex with kids? It just states that it is someone who is attracted to people of any gender identity. It doesn't mean that they are everywhere having sex with everything they can. They are just normal humans who happen to be attracted to people regardless of their gender.
So.... you say that children are not people?

Interesting.
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So.... you say that children are not people?

Interesting.
No, I emphasized the word people because you guys were making it seem like they were having sex with animals and plants or some sh*t.

Children are people, but pansexuals also have consciences. I know some people who identify as pansexual and they are some of the kindest people I know and would never hurt anybody.
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No, I emphasized the word people because you guys were making it seem like they were having sex with animals and plants or some sh*t.

Children are people, but pansexuals also have consciences. I know some people who identify as pansexual and they are some of the kindest people I know and would never hurt anybody.
That's exactly what neighbors of serial killers often say.
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Well duh! How else would they get those children to go into their van!
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