Bowling used to be sport for white Christian men. Some would gather after Bible study to tell jokes and cheer each other's strikes.
But homerism has invaded this wholesome sport. No longer a white middleclass manly activity, it has become a parade of tight butts and sexual moves. There is even an International Gay Bowling Association that promotes putting sin into bowling.
I urge Christian bowling alley managers to keep homers out. Leave this last bastion of the white male heterosexual males to live on in its Christian tradition.