There may well be some truth in this.
You see, the biggest obstacles for the anal enthusiast is the excruciatingly painful pain that both parties experience (I expect).
This is why the predatory, penile, posterior, penetrator has to get the clean limbed, naive young youth (possibly with a whisper of downy youth fluff on his soft youthful cheek) high on the Drugs; mainlining the wacky backy into his veins to numb the pain of the raucous, rumpular rumpus, I imagine.
So logically, with a battered and bruised buttocular cleft they sandy haired young youth (who may or may not be in a state of undress) shakes of the effects of the Drugs coursing through his veins and tries to shake off the shame of the rape (legitimate, anal) having to use a low quality toilet paper would be just the thing to deunencouragise him from choosing to the raped again!
Having a paper that actually sooths the area of decimated disrepute is tantamount to holding the struggling blonde haired (probably) soft skinned young youth down and forcing a filthy pervert to chose to have his way with his most unholiest of holies!
Are we actually going to stand by when rape (legitimate, anal) is being promulgated by big TP?
Not this True Christian™! Next time my clean limbed, eager young nephew comes to visit he will definitely be leaving with a sore bottom: there will be no gay enabling in my toilets!