The Landover Baptist Church
Like us or burn

Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians)

Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians) At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you).

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 12-03-2014, 08:21 PM
John Creeser's Avatar
John Creeser John Creeser is offline
Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
 

Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound True Christian™ Real American™ Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Flat Earth Tell her once Protected by JESUS One Year/1000 posts Bronze Tither Porn Resistant Pro-Life Persecuted Christian Love 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Eats the Most Pork True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Hotrodder Kirk Cameron Fan Club Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Babysitter 

Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 6,370
John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Over the years, Pastor Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist church and I have become pretty good Facebook friends. He invited me to attend a special semon on homosexuals. So, I flew down to Tempe Arizona and met the good Pastor.

I was lucky enough to have a front row seat and you can watch the entire sermon here where Pastor Anderson excitedly talks about homosexuals for over an hour. Then he let the bomb drop, Pastor Anderson has the cure for the AID!!!!!



Just wipe out the entire gay population!!!

I also wanted to point out another part of his sermon that particularity spoke to me. Look, there are fluffy bunny Church's popping up everywhere who allow fags in their doors. Hey queer? Try getting through the doors of Landover or Faithful Word, you'll be thrown out on your sodomite rears. We both have a NO-HOMO policy. Watch him explain it here.



God bless you Pastor Anderson.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 12-03-2014, 10:12 PM
HateTheSin's Avatar
HateTheSin HateTheSin is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Georgia
Posts: 60
HateTheSin has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.HateTheSin has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.HateTheSin has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.HateTheSin has got mom and a couple of family members to click the rep button.
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

AIDs is a result of separating church from the government. Glad Sir Anderson is giving it to his congregation straight.

always has the answers!
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 12-04-2014, 01:21 AM
VictoryOS's Avatar
VictoryOS VictoryOS is offline
True Christian™ Beauty Queen
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Beauty True Christian Lady True Christian Homemaker True Heterosexual™ Best Pie Tin Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Eats the Most Pork Christian Love Victory Over Sex True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 4,761
VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by John Creeser View Post
Hey queer? Try getting through the doors of Landover or Faithful Word, you'll be thrown out on your sodomite rears. We both have a NO-HOMO policy.
You can say the same for Heaven! GLORY!!!
__________________
3 words
2 seconds
1 moment

Thank you, Jesus!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 12-04-2014, 05:47 PM
JustGotSaved's Avatar
JustGotSaved JustGotSaved is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Punched the most queers Tin Tither Pro-Life True Republican One Year/1000 posts Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Kirk Cameron Fan Club 

Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Mission for Men, topeka Kansas
Posts: 517
JustGotSaved is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JustGotSaved is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JustGotSaved is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JustGotSaved is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JustGotSaved is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JustGotSaved is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JustGotSaved is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JustGotSaved is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JustGotSaved is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JustGotSaved is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.JustGotSaved is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by John Creeser View Post

God bless you Pastor Anderson.
Having not heard of this pastor before now, my first reaction is this:

Scripturally correct perhaps, but why couldn't his voice be a little more Gregory Peckish and not so much Richard Simmonish?

He seems oddly flamboyant to me.
__________________
Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 12-27-2014, 06:47 PM
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter 

Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 15,095
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Friends, this thread is about Pastor Steven Anderson and his courage to speak the Truth from the pulpit - the cure for AIDS can be found in the Holy Bible, and that if Christians simply trust the Word of God to mean what It says and say what It means, our world would be a much kinder, more peaceful place. Let's stay on track, okay?

__________________
.



Proud Quiver Full Mommy To Many

(Psalm 127:3-5)
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 12-28-2014, 02:34 AM
alooneymormon's Avatar
alooneymormon alooneymormon is offline
Unsaved trash, avowed godmocker
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Godless Jew York City
Posts: 124
alooneymormon is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.alooneymormon is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.alooneymormon is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.alooneymormon is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.alooneymormon is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.alooneymormon is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.alooneymormon is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.alooneymormon is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.alooneymormon is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

He has no cure for aids. He is simply calling for the murder of innocent people. It seems murder is the cure for a lot of things around here......
__________________
1 Corinthians 16:6 And it may be that I will abide, yea, and winter with you, that ye may bring me on my journey whithersoever I go.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 12-28-2014, 03:01 AM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 77,544
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by alooneymormon View Post
He has no cure for aids. He is simply calling for the murder of innocent people. It seems murder is the cure for a lot of things around here......
Dear Mormon cultist;

It ain't murder if God orders it.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 12-28-2014, 07:50 PM
Morton Weinstein's Avatar
Morton Weinstein Morton Weinstein is offline
Repenting jooboy
Forum Member

Touched by Jesus Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture Paula Deen Negro Support Group A for Effort 

Join Date: May 2014
Location: South Bend
Posts: 81
Morton Weinstein is a True Christian™Morton Weinstein is a True Christian™Morton Weinstein is a True Christian™Morton Weinstein is a True Christian™Morton Weinstein is a True Christian™Morton Weinstein is a True Christian™Morton Weinstein is a True Christian™Morton Weinstein is a True Christian™Morton Weinstein is a True Christian™Morton Weinstein is a True Christian™Morton Weinstein is a True Christian™
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Pastor Ezekiel,

Have you considered asking Pastor Anderson to be a guest speaker at Landover Baptist Church someday? Or even better - have you offered him an assistant pastor's role? He seems to be the kind of man you like! He's young, handsome, and has a powerful thrust with the Word. No doubt he would touch the men of the church deeply with his ministry; though in no way, of course, would his thrust be as powerful as yours!

Morton
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 12-29-2014, 12:50 AM
Pastor Isaac Peters's Avatar
Pastor Isaac Peters Pastor Isaac Peters is offline
Senior Pastor
Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
Always Biblically correct
 

1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Publisher's Choice True Heterosexual™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Tithing Manager Christian Love Ex-Mary Worshipper Long service medal, 2nd class Senior Pastor Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Ex-liberal True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Outreach preacher True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 10,377
Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by alooneymormon View Post
He has no cure for aids. He is simply calling for the murder of innocent people. It seems murder is the cure for a lot of things around here......
Dear friend:

Do you know the definition of "murder"? If so, what is that definition?
__________________
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 12-29-2014, 02:21 AM
A smart ass named luke's Avatar
A smart ass named luke A smart ass named luke is offline
Unsaved Trash, drooling abo
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Godless New Zealand, land of sheep buggerers
Posts: 49
A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Dear Mormon cultist;

It ain't murder if God orders it.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
Murder is the act of ending another humans life...It was a concept invented by humans. No matter what a deity tells you Murder is still Murder.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 12-29-2014, 02:32 AM
Zechariah Smyth's Avatar
Zechariah Smyth Zechariah Smyth is online now
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Tell her once Flat Earth Real American™ True Christian™ Christian Love The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life Teabag Patriot 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Ex-Gay Eats the Most Pork Saved 1 Year True Republican 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Gunfest '14 

Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
Posts: 14,814
Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by A smart ass named luke View Post
Murder is the act of ending another humans life...It was a concept invented by humans. No matter what a deity tells you Murder is still Murder.
So a soldier in a combat situation is guilty of murder if he kills an enemy combatant?

The executioner in an area where capital punishment is legal is a murderer?



I'm guessing you were public-schooled.

__________________
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 12-29-2014, 03:52 AM
A smart ass named luke's Avatar
A smart ass named luke A smart ass named luke is offline
Unsaved Trash, drooling abo
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Godless New Zealand, land of sheep buggerers
Posts: 49
A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.A smart ass named luke is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Well In the case of soldiers when a life is lost on the battlefield, Is it the fault of the person or the fault of the government. could the situation be avoided if not was there a way to resolve it without extreme violence.

And I do believe that Capital punishment is murder and is unnecessary.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 12-29-2014, 04:04 AM
Zechariah Smyth's Avatar
Zechariah Smyth Zechariah Smyth is online now
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Tell her once Flat Earth Real American™ True Christian™ Christian Love The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life Teabag Patriot 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Ex-Gay Eats the Most Pork Saved 1 Year True Republican 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Gunfest '14 

Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
Posts: 14,814
Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by A smart ass named luke View Post
blah blah blah

And I do believe that Capital punishment is murder and is unnecessary.
You realize of course that God condones capital punishment in the Bible, and gives numerous instances of its required application, right?



I'm not really sure why you're even here if you fail to grasp such a fundamental principle of biblical justice.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 12-29-2014, 05:25 AM
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 77,544
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by A smart ass named luke View Post
Well In the case of soldiers when a life is lost on the battlefield, Is it the fault of the person or the fault of the government. could the situation be avoided if not was there a way to resolve it without extreme violence.

And I do believe that Capital punishment is murder and is unnecessary.
What about when God orders the extermination of a race for offending Him? Surely you can't object to that?

Quote:
Under God's direction, Moses' army defeats the Midianites. They kill all the adult males, but take the women and children captive. When Moses learns that they left some live, he angrily says: "Have you saved all the women alive? Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." So they went back and did as Moses (and presumably God) instructed, killing everyone except for the virgins. In this way they got 32,000 virgins --captive girl children virgins! ---- Numbers 31:1-54
__________________
Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 12-29-2014, 06:07 AM
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke TC Bravery 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Christian Love 

Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: wherever God takes me
Posts: 3,241
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by A smart ass named luke View Post
Well In the case of soldiers when a life is lost on the battlefield, Is it the fault of the person or the fault of the government. could the situation be avoided if not was there a way to resolve it without extreme violence.
Wait, wait, what? I'm confused. Is killing a person on the battlefield the fault of the killer or the killed, the government of the killer or the government of the killed? Or maybe it depends?

You have some confusing morals, dear!

Quote:
And I do believe that Capital punishment is murder and is unnecessary.
I would be inclined to agree with you if by "capital punishment" you mean "abortion."
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 12-29-2014, 06:08 AM
Jim Farmer's Avatar
Jim Farmer Jim Farmer is online now
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Tell her once True Christian Caucasian True Christian™ Christian Love Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Kangi 2014 Witch Hunt Award 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts 

Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: In my Father's bosom
Posts: 1,629
Jim Farmer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jim Farmer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jim Farmer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jim Farmer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jim Farmer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jim Farmer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jim Farmer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jim Farmer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jim Farmer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jim Farmer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jim Farmer will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by A smart ass named luke View Post
Well In the case of soldiers when a life is lost on the battlefield, Is it the fault of the person or the fault of the government. could the situation be avoided if not was there a way to resolve it without extreme violence.

And I do believe that Capital punishment is murder and is unnecessary.
Oh dear. I think we have a hippie beatnik pacificist commie in our midst
OTOH, he does come from New Zullund or Austria, or somewhere down there in the South Specific/Asia, where they have banned capital punishment.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 12-29-2014, 08:03 AM
Marko Loimaan-Aho's Avatar
Marko Loimaan-Aho Marko Loimaan-Aho is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Touched by Jesus Christian Love 

Join Date: May 2014
Location: Pajala, Sweden
Posts: 684
Marko Loimaan-Aho is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Marko Loimaan-Aho is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Marko Loimaan-Aho is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Marko Loimaan-Aho is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Marko Loimaan-Aho is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Marko Loimaan-Aho is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Marko Loimaan-Aho is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Marko Loimaan-Aho is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Marko Loimaan-Aho is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Marko Loimaan-Aho is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.Marko Loimaan-Aho is veritably a saint destined for a place in heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

I do not understand why somebody is arguing here.
Pastor Anderson speaks the TRUE WORD. It is all in the BIBLE!

You can check - it is written even in all the fake bibles around the world!!! This proves that this word about homers is so important, that even those sinners who twist the scripture were too afraid of GOD'S SUDDEN AND QUICK PUNISHMENT that they had no courage to twist this!

Murder?
Let's imagine a country brave enough to do what LORD says in HIS WORD!

Suddenly there are no homos. Not a one. They finish their stupid sodomatic game just the moment they notice there are no liberals ruffling their hair and speaking approving, cheering words.

AIDS just vanishes, when CHRIST enters in.
Let's do what JESUS wants!!!

2 Corinthians 1:12
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 12-29-2014, 09:32 AM
Ex-Viking's Avatar
Ex-Viking Ex-Viking is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Honorary Ex-Eskimo True Christian™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Persecuted Porn Resistant Guns, Guts and GLORY! One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus Saved 1 Year Public Awareness Medal TC Bravery Pro-Life Christian Love 2014 Witch Hunt Award 

Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 1,928
Ex-Viking will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ex-Viking will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ex-Viking will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ex-Viking will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ex-Viking will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ex-Viking will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ex-Viking will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ex-Viking will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ex-Viking will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ex-Viking will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Ex-Viking will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

As it says "their blood shall be upon them" I guess that lethal injection, the gas chamber, the electric chair and hanging can be excluded as methods of execution for those convicted of homosexuality. It has to involve blood, as it clearly says their blood shall be upon them. Would the firing squad be appropriate? Or something more drastic like beheading, stoning or having them hanged, drawn and quartered like in the times of Godly King James?
__________________
"Abnormal, a horrible cancerous tumor in the body of society, homosexuals are perverts, whose sexual drive the Devil has used as his strongest weapon against God. A person cannot be a Christian and a homosexual at the same time, homosexuality is chosen, not inborn, and everybody can be set free and delivered."

- Pastor Ake Green
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 12-29-2014, 03:44 PM
Pastor Isaac Peters's Avatar
Pastor Isaac Peters Pastor Isaac Peters is offline
Senior Pastor
Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
Always Biblically correct
 

1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Publisher's Choice True Heterosexual™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Tithing Manager Christian Love Ex-Mary Worshipper Long service medal, 2nd class Senior Pastor Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Ex-liberal True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Outreach preacher True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Hatchet Child Rearing Award Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
Posts: 10,377
Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Isaac Peters will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by A smart ass named luke View Post
Murder is the act of ending another humans life
Wrong. Murder is defined as the unlawful killing, with malice aforethought, of another human being. Now please learn what words mean before you embarrass yourself further.
__________________
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 12-29-2014, 04:25 PM
Joanna Lytton-Vasey's Avatar
Joanna Lytton-Vasey Joanna Lytton-Vasey is online now
True Christian™
True Christian™

Christian Love Heaven Bound Most Obedient True Christian Lady True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Kirk Cameron Fan Club Touched by Jesus Quiverful Cleanest Kitchen Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls 

Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: The Garden of England
Posts: 973
Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Pastor Steven Anderson has found the cure for AIDS!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by A smart ass named luke View Post
And I do believe that Capital punishment is murder and is unnecessary.
Well what you believe is just plain wrong! Pastor Isaac Peters has helpfully explained what murder is: unlawful killing, with malice aforethought.

To oppose capital punishment in places where it is the law of the land is in direct violation of 1 Peter 2:13-15.
__________________
1 Timothy 2:9

In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
arizona, faithful word baptist church, killing for jesus, killing the wicked

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here

FRIV

The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


All times are GMT. The time now is 07:25 AM.


Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2015, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2015 all rights reserved