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Messican A French "Scientist" Called "Fagot" (Really) Claims that Baboons Can Talk! - 01-14-2017, 12:12 PM

Ever since 1859 when the Retard Darwin published his pseudo-scientific work "On the Origin of Species", the one and only goal of atheist scholars has been to stain and destroy everything that Jesus holds dear. One of the principal parts of Creation theology states us that Men are not animals. We were Created separately, we reign over the worthless flesh of the animals, we have language and reason, two Precious Gifts that lead us to God.

Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Monkeys are not human. At best, they can be funny gifts, relatively worthless but entertaining.



2 Chronicles 9:21
For the king's ships went to Tarshish with the servants of Huram: every three years once came the ships of Tarshish bringing gold, and silver, ivory, and apes, and peacocks.



Language separates us from the lowly forms of animals and the pinnacle of these forms of communication is the American tongue. Now a French "scientist" is deriding all this, as he claims that monkeys can actually talk!
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But now, researchers report that Guinea baboons, monkeys that inhabit the forests and savanna of West Africa, make five vowellike sounds similar to those used by humans. The findings bolster a recent study showing that Japanese macaques are also anatomically capable of speech. Together, the work suggests that the basic elements of spoken language began to evolve much earlier than suspected, at least 25 million years ago.
If the scholars even tried to harmonize their findings with other known facts of life they'd immediately see the foolishness of the "25 million-year" claim. But they are blind to the Truth™ and continue to persecute us, and in the process, Sweet Jesus!
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Their analysis of the calls revealed something the other research had not: that the baboons produced at least five distinct sounds that correspond to vowels in the International Phonetic Alphabet... That’s enough to put them on par with many human languages...
Why are they trying to confuse humans with animals? What is their actual agenda? It is immediately revealed as the names of these scientists are revealed.
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That error stems from a fundamental misunderstanding of the monkey larynx, says Joel Fagot, a primatologist at Aix-Marseille University in France and an author of the new study.
A French. A fagot. Enough to discredit all this as nonsense. Jesus wins, as always.



Now let us see what is really taking place over here.
1. The monkeys produce words with five vowels? Can that produce intelligible messages?
2. If you can, what do they actually say to each other?
3. What does this tell us about these researchers?

1. As it turns out, there is actually a "language" that only has vowels and produces some simple messages based on those. It is the Hawaiian language formerly spoken in some parts of the Godly United States of America. Let us see what are the messages that these monkeys can convey through these five simple vowels (that do not contain the Godly Glides of the American pronunciation):
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aea to rise up
auau to hurry
eia here
ai to copulate
oia to continue
ueue to wriggle
ua demon
2. OK, what can you say with the five vowels? "Rise up, and hurry here! Let us copulate! Continue to wriggle until the Demon gets you!" Is this language? It is only some instinctual behavior of lower animals, whose only goal is to breed like fluffy bunnies.

3. This reveals that these "scientists" are disgustingly racist. They are comparing the Hawaiian people who have been kind enough to dismiss their primitive language in favor of American to baboons. The sorry, ugly and degenerate Hawaiian language that must have been one of the least successful descendants of the Babel Debacle (Genesis 11:9) could only express these basic bodily functions and now the French are trying to revive it by making the baboons speak it.

Jesus weeps. Is it really feasible that the baboons would really understand the Magnificent Promise of John 3:18 if were written like THIS!
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O ka mea manaoio ia ia, aole ia e hoahewaia; aka, o ka mea manaoio ole, ua hoahewaia oia ano, i kona manaoio ole i ka inoa o ke Keiki hiwahiwa a ke Akua.
A Frenchman called Fagot. Blatant racism in a Papist country. A language long forgotten now resurrected to be introduced to baboons? Well, Jesus knew better than I what to say to people like that!

Acts 7:51
Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers [did], so [do] ye.




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But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:




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Default Re: A French "Scientist" Called "Fagot" (Really) Claims that Baboons Can Talk! - 01-14-2017, 12:17 PM

I am 100% faithful in your argument brother.May Jesus grant you 72 virgins in the afterlife. :]
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Default Re: A French "Scientist" Called "Fagot" (Really) Claims that Baboons Can Talk! - 01-14-2017, 12:18 PM

This story is compelling! Would you have an article or book about this pseudo-science theory about baboons? This is absolutely stunning and I would love to read about this more-so
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I am 100% faithful in your argument brother.May Jesus grant you 72 virgins in the afterlife. :]
Dear sinner,

If you had some less misplaced youthful exuberance and more wisdom you would have actually read the Bible and you'd know that the Muslim view of being compelled to continue the nasty business of breeding is no longer necessary in Heaven! Thus, your reference to false religions fails to make an impact.



Matthew 22:30
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.


Yours in Christ,

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