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Default I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 10-02-2016, 08:26 PM

Evolution means that women choosing their sexual partners.
That means women shaped the evolution of humans.
But since women are not that smart about anything that means the evolution of humans would have been a total desaster.
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Default Re: I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 10-02-2016, 09:36 PM

Amen! You are such an intelligent man, God has blessed you!


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Default Re: I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 10-02-2016, 10:10 PM

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But since women are not that smart about anything that means the evolution of humans would have been a total desaster.
I am very glad you now proved scientifically and biblically that evolution is total nonsense. I am sure with this conclusive proof even the science hardliners will now capitulate.

Now that we can leave that horrible evolution fantasy behind us, we can start focussing on the more important issues. Issues like getting the raping and job stealing Mexicans out of America, getting rid of Disney and making sure Hillary Clinton doesn't take away our guns.


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Default Re: I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 10-02-2016, 11:43 PM

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I am very glad you now proved scientifically and biblically that evolution is total nonsense. I am sure with this conclusive proof even the science hardliners will now capitulate.

Now that we can leave that horrible evolution fantasy behind us,
Fantasy and myth, that is what evolution is based on. We have here the ultimate argument as to why it cannot be true. I'm thinking the theory of evolution will completely disappear in a few short years. There is no reason to keep repeating it.


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Default Re: I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 10-03-2016, 03:39 AM

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Evolution means that women choosing their sexual partners.
That means women shaped the evolution of humans.
But since women are not that smart about anything that means the evolution of humans would have been a total desaster.
Amen Brother Titus - I think you're on to something. It's no coincidence that we've experienced a dramatic rise in the number of homos since the feminazis came into being. It's Jesus' way of saying He doesn't want the human race procreating unless men are in charge.

I hear it all the time from women - "he's so cute - but he's gay".


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Default Re: I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 11-09-2017, 02:52 PM

I'll just put this here then, to bring you all up to date.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...dying-out.html

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Analysis of DNA from 16 men indicate that these genes will remain and the majority haven't changed for 200 million years


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Default Re: I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 11-09-2017, 11:06 PM

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I'll just put this here then, to bring you all up to date.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...dying-out.html
Well there you have it again - no doubt the feminazi's will blame it on some alleged "rape" gene on the Y chromosome and demand that something be done about it.

However it came to be, it's the way Jesus wants it - period.

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Then the gene for male features became fixed on the Y chromosome, and attracted other male-specific genes such as those controlling development of the testes, sperm and semen.

Many of these turned out to be harmful for females, so the X and Y stopped swapping genes and started to evolve separately. Today women have a matched pair of X chromosomes while men have an XY pair.

Because the X and Y cannot swap genes it is more difficult for mistakes in the Y chromosome to be corrected.

This has made it more sensitive to natural selection, and led to its degradation over time, scientists believe.
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Default Re: I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 11-10-2017, 12:13 AM

What they (the evolutionist) say is that men have manly genes that are potentially in danger of destruction.What they do not understand is that without male genes there are no males. And God would never let his creation be with only women.
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Default Re: I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 11-11-2017, 05:12 AM

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Evolution means that women choosing their sexual partners.
That means women shaped the evolution of humans.
But since women are not that smart about anything that means the evolution of humans would have been a total desaster.
I believe in evolution....
I believe in evolution because with God he can do it because he can. Because why not? God can do anything he wants...
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Default Re: I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 11-11-2017, 07:35 AM

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I believe in evolution....
I believe in evolution because with God he can do it because he can. Because why not? God can do anything he wants...
Except preserve the Truth in Scripture?

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I believe in evolution....
I believe in evolution because with God he can do it because he can. Because why not? God can do anything he wants...
Hello again Miss Chan.


If you believe in evolution that means your teachers did a really bad job teaching you about it.


Basically, there is no need to believe in something that there is reliable, empirical, replicable evidence for it. Belief is needed only for things for which there is no empirical evidence for - such as fairies, ancient aliens, God, etc.


I suggest that you take some courses on evolution so that you don't need to just believe in it.


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Default Re: I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 11-11-2017, 10:05 PM

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Evolution means that women choosing their sexual partners.
That means women shaped the evolution of humans.
But since women are not that smart about anything that means the evolution of humans would have been a total desaster.
Important question of nomenclature? I know Jesus knows, but I can't find in the KJV.


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Default Re: I just found the biggest reason why Evolution is a hoax! - 11-14-2017, 01:53 PM

It's not evolution at all brothers and sisters. Why the scientists find are the fossil remains of the people before the Flood. These people were depraved and inbred. They were all sexual perverts and their sinful perversions reduced their bodies to vile forms! Only Noah and his family were saved just as the Good Book says and it's because they were the only family still on Earth that refused to inbred and degenerate. So it's not evolution at all but Satan's spawn has taken the whole thing and tried to turn it into a theory of evolution telling us we came from apes! The Lie-berals stop at nothing to reduce us (God's glorious creations) to trash and scum. Wake up! All Good and True Christians are engaged in a war between Light and Darkness, Good and Evil. In this life we are in a war zone! Onward Christian soldier!!


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