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Secular scientists are tireless when it comes to inventing fictional celestial bodies and "spacecraft" that try to reach God's Firmament (Genesis 1:6-8). Now they are claiming to have sent a "probe" into "space" in order to take photographs of "dwarf planet" called Ceres of 1 Ceres. This lump of stone is apparently "the largest asteroid" composed of ice and minerals. In addition, they are claiming that this lump of crap is a "remaining protoplanet", a piece of an atheist jigsaw puzzle that allegedly formed the Earth by multiple collisions and "gravity". All this is preposterous and for all true Christians™ it is obvious that all this has been invented only to gain credibility for evolution by chance whereas we know that everything must have a final cause and this cause is JESUS!



As atheists also visit our Forum, I have gathered here evidence provided by Creation Science that shows without any doubt that
  1. This "dwarf planet" aka "asteroid" does not exist in the form we are told.
  2. The mission is, in fact, a poorly disguised attempt to introduce sodomy.
  3. The atheists scientists have been deceived by Jesus as a test to assess their purity and potential for Salvation.
  4. They have failed and...
  5. By realizing how Jesus tests us we can discard the delusions of "celestial bodies" and see the world as God meant it to be perceived.
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1. The "dwarf planet" aka "asteroid" 1 Ceres is fictional

The "best evidence" atheists have for this Ceres are photoshopped images apparently depicting a spherical moon with some craters and mysterious "bright spots". At first glance some of these images look quite plausible.



I admit that this could be an actual object that has been photographed. Of course, it is not an actual "dwarf planet" but probably a fecalith, a lump of feaces that has been petrified in the intestine. The similarity is striking!



But, at least, this could be a real image and not just something computer-generated. However, it gets worse. The newer images are utterly unconvincing. One of them shows how the atheists "scientists" have forgotten that they were supposed to present a round object and, by mistake, they publish a ribbon-like, flat picture.



Finally, they have composed a low-quality video of the alleged object.



However, Truth™ will win as promised.

Proverbs 12:19
The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue [is] but for a moment.


2. The sodomy probe

Alone the word "PROBE" should alert everybody to the perils of this project. Probes are usually devices that are used for cavity searches and other rectal examinations. With the fecalith connection this is a clear sign of trying to make sodomy acceptable and commonplace. Of course, it gets worse. The name of this "dwarf planet" is also the name of a pagan idol, Ceres, goddess of fertility, crops and motherly relationships. We actually need LESS sexual relationships, not more. In addition to idolatry, the Ceres probe also shows mysterious "bright spots". The atheists are all over the place with these and claim that they are volcanoes.



They also claim that this "dwarf planet" is deep frozen lump of ice. Everybody knows that volcanoes produce lava and brimstone (also present in the furnace of hell). They are red, not white. There are several other explanations to these spots.
a. They are signs of leprosy!
Leviticus 13:2
When a man shall have in the skin of his flesh a rising, a scab, or bright spot, and it be in the skin of his flesh like the plague of leprosy; then he shall be brought unto Aaron the priest, or unto one of his sons the priests:
b. They are simply dead pixels that appear on the screen because Jesus wants to tell us something (more about this soon).

3. This is a test by Jesus

We know that God deceives unbelievers all the time. Jesus sends them mirages to examine if these people are willing to accept preposterous lies instead of God's Commands.

Jeremiah 4:10
Then said I, Ah, Lord GOD! surely thou hast greatly deceived this people and Jerusalem, saying, Ye shall have peace; whereas the sword reacheth unto the soul.


2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

These are the key verses. They show that God is testing us all the time! We cannot trust the observations of our senses nor those by atheist scientific instruments. WE CAN ONLY TRUST JESUS AS WRITTEN BY HIS HAND IN THE GOOD BOOK! The possibility of being deceived is always there. It is a simple task for Jesus to send some stray white pixels to a computer. It is as easy for Him to provide screens with images of "dwarf planets" that do not exist. All these pictures must be just delusions. There are no actual objects anywhere. Just random bytes that Jesus has generated to determine who deserved to get into heaven.


4. Failure

Verily, these atheist scientists have failed. They trust their instruments and images, not Jesus. They will not get into Heaven.

Matthew 23:25
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess.


5. You too can see the Real World of God's Creation

Also we can be deluded. It is easy to see the horizon as something curved. It is easy to trust one's eyes and the images that swarm on our screens. The first step to recovery is to accept that they are all fictional. they do not exist. They are just artwork by Jesus to see if we believe lies. We can change our perception if we have Faith, pray, repent and accept Jesus. Previously I struggled as I saw the Earth as round. But by persistently reading the Bible I have been healed and now, as I look around, I see the magnificent disk of the flat planet earth and the hemisphere of the Firmament above it. I no longer see the pictures of planets or nebulae but in their place there are the glorious stars that God created.

Brethren and Sisters! Look at the images above. Persist! Be patient! Gradually - if you pray - you will see how these lumps of fecal matter dissolve and you will only see God's glory. The True and Magnificent Creation of Jesus.

John 1:9
That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world.





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Genesis 1:6 could indeed not have been more clear: "And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters". No stars, planets or other fictional nonsense.

And the worst part is, THIS IS ALL ON THE FIRST PAGE OF THE BIBLE! So all those NASA tax thieves have been so busy with their government funded gay orgies that they didn't even bother to read a SINGLE page from the Holy Bible!
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Genesis 1:6 could indeed not have been more clear: "And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters". No stars, planets or other fictional nonsense.

And the worst part is, THIS IS ALL ON THE FIRST PAGE OF THE BIBLE! So all those NASA tax thieves have been so busy with their government funded gay orgies that they didn't even bother to read a SINGLE page from the Holy Bible!
Verily, Brother! However, arfter re-evaluating my material I also noticed an almost fatal error in my assessment of this hoax.

Dwarf planet. Dwarf. Abomination. This is deliberate mockery of the Bible.

Leviticus 21:20
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

I sincerely aplogize for disregarding this additional piece of evidence, a clear indication that the "scientists" NEVER had any actual target to promote science but only to blaspheme.


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These NASA Nasties flit around everywhere in their flying saucers and anally probe things. But if they think for a minute that I'm going to believe God made abominable dwarf planets, well, they can just go anally probe themselves.
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I finally watched that 16 second video. The high school kids they got to CGI the 'planet' forgot to put stars in the background to make it more believable. I'm sure the dumb, poorly educated atheists will fall for it, but nobody with any sense is going to buy it.
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I finally watched that 16 second video. The high school kids they got to CGI the 'planet' forgot to put stars in the background to make it more believable. I'm sure the dumb, poorly educated atheists will fall for it, but nobody with any sense is going to buy it.
Brother Des,

This is bad. First, I am slipping. Really. Again I've neglected pivotal evidence regarding my analysis. Second, thank you for pointing it out.

16.

It must mean something and it does.

Exodus 36:28-31
And two boards made he for the corners of the tabernacle in the two sides. And they were coupled beneath, and coupled together at the head thereof, to one ring: thus he did to both of them in both the corners. And there were eight boards; and their sockets [were] sixteen sockets of silver, under every board two sockets. And he made bars of shittim wood; five for the boards of the one side of the tabernacle.


Building the tabernacle with SIXTEEN sockets of silver. At the moment the "scientists" are showing us only two of these bright SILVERY spots and shittin wood but we can be certain that there are actually 16 of them, exactly.

Now, let us look at the shape of things to come, yes, Revelation!

Revelation 16:16
And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.




The atheists have announced their side. Not only is this delusion but it must also be abused by Satan to recruit military might for the final battles. All this subliminal influence is paying off and we are being cornered by the delusionists who take these hoaxes as real and in the process support Satan and sodomy.

And lo! It is happening. Another bright spot starting to appear. Look at lower left.






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I was in a tennis club before the gays joined. That's a tennis ball.
It looks like a pox-ridden buttock to me. Probably an inside joke amongst the syphilitic perpetuators of this hoax.
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Default Re: The Ceres hoax by NASA: "Dawn probe", "dwarf planet", "bright spots" and other delusions

Those bright spots are eyes. Eyes of a demon looking out from whatever - a papier mache model of a planet.
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