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Old 10-30-2006, 12:19 PM
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As I'm sure you all know by now, Pastor Kent Hovind is being unjustly persecuted by the Clinton-appointed District Attorney of Florida. He is a well-known Christian and Creationist Scholar, not to mention owner of "Dinosaur Adventure Land", a christian theme park dedicated to Jesus, now in receivership.

Well, Pastor Hovind and his lovely wife are about to go on trial, and they are in need of our fervent prayers.

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After a weeklong delay, the trial of a Pensacola evangelist charged with income-tax evasion is expected to resume today.[/B]

A deputy clerk with the U.S. Clerk of Courts said testimony is expected to begin at 8 a.m. in the trial of Kent Hovind and his wife, Jo, before U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers.

The trial, which began Oct. 16, was canceled the first two days of last week when Jo Hovind’s attorney, Jerry Barringer, fell ill. The trial was not scheduled the remainder of the week.

Hovind, a creationist who owns Dinosaur Adventure Land on North Palafox Street, is charged with 58 federal counts, including failure to pay $473,818 in employee-related taxes.

In addition, Hovind and his wife are accused of withdrawing large sums of money just below the $10,000 threshold for bank-reporting requirements to conceal $430,500 withdrawn from AmSouth Bank between July 20, 2001, and Aug. 9, 2002.

Trial highlights thus far:

• Attorney David Charles Gibbs testified that during a conversation Hovind stressed that “he was like the pope and this (Hovind’s property) was like the Vatican.”

• Barringer said Kent Hovind is a literalist who believes every word of the Bible and his religious beliefs should be respected.

• Pensacola Christian College Senior Vice President Rebekah Horton testified that students at the school were not allowed to work for Hovind because of his tax views.

“We know the Scriptures do not promote (tax evasion),” she said.

• Defense attorney Alan Richey said “the government is slinging a lot of mud, trying to make him look dirty. And his wife — a piano teacher of 20 years — they’re trying to make her look dirty, too.”
Imagine! Harassing a humble man of God and his sweet piano teacher wife. May the activist jew judges appointed by the Clinton regime burn in hell!
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Pastor Hovind would not be in trouble now if he had paid his rightful tithe to Landover. But he thought he was the pope and exempt! I'm sorry it had to come to this.
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Pastor Hovind would not be in trouble now if he had paid his rightful tithe to Landover. But he thought he was the pope and exempt! I'm sorry it had to come to this.
It's indeed a pity, since the Lord has blessed Dr. Hovind with one of the great scientific minds of the age. Even his Ph.D. thesis is a tour de force of pure genius.
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Well apparently someone didn't pray hard enough, because the jury came back with a less than positive outcome. Read it and weep along with Jesus!

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Couple could get more than 200 years

Pensacola evangelist and tax protester Kent Hovind winked at his wife and gave her a reassuring smile as he was led away to jail.

Jo Hovind clutched the necktie he had been wearing. She kept her eyes on her husband until he was out of sight.

A 12-person jury deliberated for 2 hours on Thursday before finding the couple guilty of all counts in their tax-fraud case.

Kent Hovind, founder of Creation Science Evangelism and Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola, was found guilty of 58 counts, including failure to pay $845,000 in employee-related taxes. He faces a maximum of 288 years in prison.

Jo Hovind was charged and convicted in 44 of the counts involving evading bank-reporting requirements. She faces up to 225 years in prison but was allowed to remain free pending the couple's sentencing on Jan. 9.

Kent Hovind briefly held onto her arm as the verdict was read. Neither reacted at first. But minutes later, she held her face in her hands.

"Nobody likes to pay taxes," Assistant U.S. Attorney Michelle Heldmyer said in her closing argument. "But we do because it's the law, and he is not above the law."

The jury also granted the prosecution's request for the Hovinds to forfeit $430,400. That amount equals the value of the checks signed and cashed by Jo Hovind in the 44 counts.

U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers released Jo Hovind until sentencing but denied Kent Hovind's request to be released. He most likely will be detained at either Escambia County Jail or Santa Rosa County Jail until sentencing.

Heldmyer said Kent Hovind was a flight risk and a "danger to the community."

His attorney, Alan Richey, argued that the Internal Revenue Service pursued his client because of his religious beliefs.

Kent Hovind, whose life's mission is to debunk evolution, says he and his employees are workers of God and therefore exempt from paying taxes. He pays his employees in cash and does not withhold their taxes or pay his share as an employer.

"There's a difference between wrong and committing a crime," Richey said in his closing argument. "You can do all the wrong things you want and still not commit a crime."

Jo Hovind's attorney, Jerold Barringer, argued that his client was a simple piano teacher and grandmother who was not aware of bank-reporting regulations concerning large amounts of cash. Any cash transaction at a bank more than $10,000 triggers a currency-transaction report forwarded to the IRS. She was found guilty of using several methods to take out just enough money to avoid triggering the report.

The Hovinds and their attorneys declined comment. Their supporters, who took up most of the six rows in Rodgers' courtroom, dwindled in number as the day went on.

Jo Hovind's son, Kent Andrew Hovind, and two women escorted her out of the U.S. District Courthouse in downtown Pensacola.

Richard Hogan, an acquaintance of Kent Hovind who observed the last day of the two-week trial, said he felt especially bad for Jo Hovind.

"He was the leader, and she probably went along with him," said Hogan, 53. He first met the Hovinds when their children were homeschooled.

"It's pretty tough to fight Goliath," Hogan said. "The first time the IRS calls, you should go ahead and deal with it. It didn't have to come down to this."
That fellow is right. It IS tough to fight Goliath. That's why we rely on Jesus for help. Jesus gave David the strength and skill and confidence to defeat the giant Goliath. I wonder what happened here?
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Well apparently someone didn't pray hard enough, because the jury came back with a less than positive outcome. Read it and weep along with Jesus!



That fellow is right. It IS tough to fight Goliath. That's why we rely on Jesus for help. Jesus gave David the strength and skill and confidence to defeat the giant Goliath. I wonder what happened here?
But... but... what's going to happen to Dinosaur Adventure Land?
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Well apparently someone didn't pray hard enough, because the jury came back with a less than positive outcome. Read it and weep along with Jesus!



That fellow is right. It IS tough to fight Goliath. That's why we rely on Jesus for help. Jesus gave David the strength and skill and confidence to defeat the giant Goliath. I wonder what happened here?
Remember, the Bible tells us we must obey secular law. Kent Hovind broke secular law by not paying the taxes he owed. Yes it is sad he is going to jail but he did break the law. It is also sad he was not able to find the loopholes God put into the tax code to allow His Chosen to legally pay less in taxes and tithe more to Landover.
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Remember, the Bible tells us we must obey secular law. Kent Hovind broke secular law by not paying the taxes he owed. Yes it is sad he is going to jail but he did break the law. It is also sad he was not able to find the loopholes God put into the tax code to allow His Chosen to legally pay less in taxes and tithe more to Landover.

I think Pastor Hovid so could to jail and accept his ass rapes proudly as a good Christian. Pastor Hovid is right to deny the goverment its' tax money that is uses to fund the welfare junkies their fix, though of course by breaking the law he must be punished. Finally we have a Christian who is willing to do as God says.
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I think Pastor Hovid so could to jail and accept his ass rapes proudly as a good Christian. Pastor Hovid is right to deny the goverment its' tax money that is uses to fund the welfare junkies their fix, though of course by breaking the law he must be punished. Finally we have a Christian who is willing to do as God says.
Part of the tax money may go to welfare junkies but remember it also pays for our War on Terror. It costs a lot of money to kill mudslums and the other hellbound heathens over there as God commands.
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Part of the tax money may go to welfare junkies but remember it also pays for our War on Terror. It costs a lot of money to kill mudslums and the other hellbound heathens over there as God commands.
But friend, you do not appreciate the beauty of Jesus plan for America; the money for the Godly War on Terror® is borrowed from the Chinese, a country that will be destroyed by Jesus upon His return for its godlessness and un-Americanism. There is no need for good Christians to pay tax.
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But friend, you do not appreciate the beauty of Jesus plan for America; the money for the Godly War on Terror® is borrowed from the Chinese, a country that will be destroyed by Jesus upon His return for its godlessness and un-Americanism. There is no need for good Christians to pay tax.
God gives His followers permission to "borrow" from the unbelievers when He considers it appropriate:

Exodus 3:22: But every woman shall borrow of her neighbour, and of her that sojourneth in her house, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and raiment: and ye shall put [them] upon your sons, and upon your daughters; and ye shall spoil the Egyptians.

But God still requires us to pay taxes, just in case the Chinese come up short:

Romans 13:6: For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
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God gives His followers permission to "borrow" from the unbelievers when He considers it appropriate:

Exodus 3:22: But every woman shall borrow of her neighbour, and of her that sojourneth in her house, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and raiment: and ye shall put [them] upon your sons, and upon your daughters; and ye shall spoil the Egyptians.

But God still requires us to pay taxes, just in case the Chinese come up short:

Romans 13:6: For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
Well don't you think Jesus is message is clear here Brother; borrow your tax money from your neighbour.
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I think Pastor Hovind so could to jail and accept his ass rapes proudly as a good Christian. Pastor Hovind is right to deny the government its' tax money that is uses to fund the welfare junkies their fix, though of course by breaking the law he must be punished. Finally we have a Christian who is willing to do as God says.
Well Brothers, it seems that Jesus has made His decision. Pastor Hovind is going to be allowed to experience, in an up-close and very personal way, the sweetest aspects of hellfire offered by satan, for the next 10 years. It is our loss and the cell-block's gain that Dr. Hovind will be deep in the bowels of some grungy prison, offering his uniquely brilliant teachings on Creationism to very large angry men wearing stripes. All we can say is "Thank you Jesus! Thy Will Be Done!"

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Pensacola evangelist Kent Hovind was sentenced Friday afternoon to 10 years in prison on charges of tax fraud.

After a lengthy sentencing hearing that last 5 1/2 hours, U.S. District Judge Casey Rodgers ordered Hovind also:

– Pay $640,000 in restitution to the Internal Revenue Service.

– Pay the prosecution’s court costs of $7,078.

– Serve three years parole once he is released from prison.

Hovind’s wife, Jo Hovind, also was scheduled to be sentenced. Rodgers postponed her sentencing until March 1 to allow her defense attorney an opportunity to argue possible discrepancies in sentencing guidelines.

The Hovinds were charged with a total of 58 counts of tax evasion.

Prior to his sentencing, a tearful Kent Hovind, also known as “Dr. Dino” asked for the court’s leniency.

“If it’s just money the IRS wants, there are thousands of people out there who will help pay the money they want so I can go back out there and preach,” Hovind said.

Hovind, founder of Creation Science Evangelism and Dinosaur Adventure Land in Pensacola, was found guilty in November of 58 federal counts, including failure to pay $845,000 in employee-related taxes. In 2002, he was charged with one count of felony assault, one count of misdemeanor battery, and one count of burglary with assault/battery. In December 2002, the charges were dropped by the alleged victim, Hovind's secretary.

Jo Hovind was charged and convicted in 44 of the counts involving evading bank-reporting requirements and faces a maximum of 225 years in prison.

In November, a jury found Creation Science Evangelism founder Kent Hovind guilty on 58 federal counts, including failing to pay $845,00 in employee-related taxes.

Hovind’s wife, Jo Hovind, also was convicted in 44 of the counts involving bank-reporting requirements. Jo Hovind could be sentenced to up to 225 years in prison. She has remained free pending sentencing.
Well, it sounds to me like Mrs. Hovind could be facing 20 times more prison time than the Godly Dr. Hovind. Typical of females, she undoubtedly mishandled the family finances and then tricked her Godly husband into going along with the scheme. Her weakness for sin is responsible for casting the good Dr. H into a never-ending abyss of gang rape and prison chow. Worse yet, it seems that our beloved "Dinosaur Adventure Land" may be thrown into disarray, with no Godly leader to guide it.

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Worse yet, it seems that our beloved "Dinosaur Adventure Land" may be thrown into disarray, with no Godly leader to guide it.
DAL appears (from the website) to be operational . . . Perhaps Landover should have a conference there, to make sure we all get to see it before it closes!

You can still buy party favors, at least!

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DAL appears (from the website) to be operational . . . Perhaps Landover should have a conference there, to make sure we all get to see it before it closes!

You can still buy party favors, at least!

Free air transportation to Pensacola:

http://www.dinosauradventureland.com.../Airplane2.pdf

He writes from a state of suspended animation
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Praise Jesus, the hero of Christian Creationists all over America, Kent "Dr. Dino" Hovind, is due to be released from prison soon. And don't you just know the big liberal machine is all up-in-arms about it.
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A creationist proponent and “sovereign citizen” known as “Dr. Dino,” who was convicted on federal payroll tax fraud charges nearly a decade ago and is facing additional charges from prison, is campaigning to testify in Congress on IRS abuses.

Supporters – including the flagrantly anti-LGBT Pastor James David Manning – are portraying Kent Hovind as a conservative folk hero persecuted for his Christian beliefs.

They’re asking U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder to back off his prosecution of Hovind and invite the minister to testify as part of a congressional investigation of the case.

Although even his son, Eric Hovind, and close associate Ernie Land concede the IRS would not have gone after Hovind if he had complied with tax laws, supporters are trying to rally Christian conservatives to his cause.

“What if the United States government imprisoned you for loving God?” asks one slickly produced YouTube video posted by Free Kent Hovind.

The video also claims communism is based on evolution and warns Christians against the evils of liberal arts college educations.

Before his 2007 conviction, Hovind told his followers that small dinosaurs still exist and dinosaur fossils are created by Chinese factory workers, demons pilot UFOs, and pharmaceutical companies are covering up a cure for cancer.

He also promoted conspiracy theories about fluoride, vaccinations, and the anti-Semitic “Protocols of Zion.”

The creationist Answers in Genesis ministry has accused Hovind of promoting his “young Earth” theory with fallacious arguments.

Hovind has given interviews from prison promoting himself as a victim of a federal government that’s hostile to Christians and creationist teachings, and he’s banking on jury nullification – that is, jurors declining to convict him on laws they believe are unjust – to help him escape criminal contempt charges next month.

The 62-year-old young Earth creationist is set to stand trial Feb. 9 in Pensacola after prosecutors accused him of filing liens against property seized from him after he was found guilty of 58 tax- and banking-related counts and sentenced to 10 years in prison.

Hovind spent five years in the early 2000s fighting a $50 building permit for his Dinosaur Adventure Land creationist theme park in Florida, and he eventually was ordered to pay $675 in fines – on top of the tens of thousands of dollars he spent in legal costs.

He also tried a variety of maneuvers to avoid paying income taxes, including filing Chapter 13 bankruptcy, attempting to renounce his U.S. citizenship, arguing that all of his possessions belonged to God, challenging Social Security as a “Ponzi scheme,” and disputing the legitimacy of U.S. laws.

He has attempted to “withhold his consent” from the criminal proceedings he currently faces, and Hovind has also attempted to renounce his U.S. citizenship again and draw compensation from a authentic bank account promoted by sovereign citizens.

Hovind’s cause has been promoted by Landover Baptist Church, World Net Daily, Ron Paul supporters, and the Rev. Wiley Drake – former president of the Southern Baptist Convention.

The imprisoned minister claims at least one Republican politician may be interested in promoting his cause, but none have been willing to do so publicly.


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I've not stopped praying for him, and I rejoice in the LORD's decision either way, but I do hope it's in the way that pleases Pastor Hovind and everyone who supports him, and I hope it's soon because I need that time to do some other things around the house.

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DAL appears (from the website) to be operational . . . Perhaps Landover should have a conference there, to make sure we all get to see it before it closes!

You can still buy party favors, at least!
I'm also praying for Dr. Hovind.

By the way, is Dinosaur Adventure Land still operational, just renamed to "Creation Store"?
http://creationtoday.org/pensacola/

Is it just a rename or is this a different building?

God Bless Dr. Eric Hovind for continuing the struggle.
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A colloquial name for the order is"praying mantises", because of the typical "prayer-like" stance, although the term is often misspelled as "preying mantis" since mantises are predatory.
What on Earth are you talking about, young lady?

Insects cannot pray as they do not have souls. Unless you are suggesting that a human being is worth as much as a Man in the eyes of Jesus?

That's pretty messed up right there, I'll tell you what!

Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

How dare you come to God's favourite forum with your lies about insects and men and so forth?

Let me guess, you are one of those PETA animal love enthusiasts?

Maybe rather than worrying about the rights of animals you might spend some thought to consider the ultimate temporary sacrifice that Our Lord made for us? He died on the cross for three days to Save® us from His Righteous Justice of Hell Fire for our Crimes of Existence! Just what have you done for all of humanity?

You are a very self centred young woman.

All the best.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Pray for Pastor Hovind

People who believe in God just the way you do, do pay taxes too, and use banks. If not directly, then indirectly. Evasion of taxes and refusing to pay people the money they have worked for, to keep their families alive, is not only illegal but also immoral and selfish.

Be he a man of God or not, immoral and illegal acts should swiftly be reacted to.
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