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Old 06-26-2012, 02:47 AM
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As many of you know, I teach Creation Science, theomathematics, and New Testament to a homeschooling group that my sons are a part of. We recently obtained new biology textbooks from Accelerated Christian Education, and in the course of preparing lesson plans, I came across the following damning evidence against the false doctrine of evilution:

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Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence. Have you heard of the `Loch Ness Monster' in Scotland? `Nessie,' for short has been recorded on sonar from a small submarine, described by eyewitnesses, and photographed by others. Nessie appears to be a plesiosaur.

Could a fish have developed into a dinosaur? As astonishing as it may seem, many evolutionists theorize that fish evolved into amphibians and amphibians into reptiles. This gradual change from fish to reptiles has no scientific basis. No transitional fossils have been or ever will be discovered because God created each type of fish, amphibian, and reptile as separate, unique animals. Any similarities that exist among them are due to the fact that one Master Craftsmen fashioned them all."


Incontrovertible Proof of God's Hand in Our Creation


Blinded by their hatred for God and their addiction to sin, atheists and other satanists love to point to dinosaur bones as proof that the world is zillions of years old. This evidence, however, shows that those dinosaurs were killed and buried during the Flood roughly 4,000 years ago; but those dinosaurs that could swim, like the plesiosaur, are still with us today. Further proof of man's coexistence with dinosaurs.

This evidence is so overwhelming, it is even being picked up in the lamestream media. I've got to say, it feels pretty good to be so right about everything all the time.
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Old 06-26-2012, 02:53 AM
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This evidence is so overwhelming, it is even being picked up in the lamestream media. I've got to say, it feels pretty good to be so right about everything all the time.
The lamestream media is so blatantly biased. There's no way on God's Green Earth a Christian could get away with this kind of intolerance and bias.
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Blinded by their hatred for God and their addiction to sin, atheists and other satanists love to point to dinosaur bones as proof that the world is zillions of years old. This evidence, however, shows that those dinosaurs were killed and buried during the Flood roughly 4,000 years ago, but those dinosaurs that could swim, like the plesiosaur, are still with us today. Further proof of man's coexistence with dinosaurs.
Amen Brother Jedediah, this is more irrefutable evidence that the flood did indeed happen, as the Bible clearly states.

Take that, evilution hucksters and atheist swindlers!
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Amen Brother Jedediah, this is more irrefutable evidence that the flood did indeed happen, as the Bible clearly states.

Take that, evilution hucksters and atheist swindlers!
And they want us to believe that our great-grand parents used to be monkeys!

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Why do those cross-dressers call a lake a loch? It just makes them look retarded.

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The lamestream media is so blatantly biased. There's no way on God's Green Earth a Christian could get away with this kind of intolerance and bias.
Verily, sister. We True Christians™ are held to such a high standard of objectivity, we have truly earned our reputation for critical thinking and rationalism. Our faith in the unseen demonstrates much more willpower and self control than the empiricists faith in the five senses. In all humility, I would have been able to go on believing in Jesus indefinitely, even without this new evidence. We are not as weak minded as those who are helplessly compelled by logic and proof.
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Verily, sister. We True Christians™ are held to such a high standard of objectivity, we have truly earned our reputation for critical thinking and rationalism. Our faith in the unseen demonstrates much more willpower and self control than the empiricists faith in the five senses.... We are not as weak minded as those who are helplessly compelled by logic and proof.
Amen. I prophesy that the "scientists," even when faced with this indisputible evidence, will continue to deny the existence of the Loch Ness pleiosaur because they're simply unwilling to admit that their ridiculous evolutionary theory is wrong.
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Contrary to what the popular media would have you believe, there are plenty of dinosaurs living today. The secular elite keep them secret to bolster their false claims of evolution. Here are just a few images of the thousands I have in my possession:
















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Thank you for sharing those picture, Professor Gossamer!

Where is that dinosaur zoo? And how do they keep them in with that tiny fence?
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I have been to Scotland last year, on a mission to spread Christ to those drunks there, waste of time, but back to the matter at hand. I have personally visited the lake where the Loch Ness monster lived. He happened to be asleep below the surface when I was there but I am certain he was there disproving evolution.
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Thank you for sharing those picture, Professor Gossamer!

Where is that dinosaur zoo? And how do they keep them in with that tiny fence?
I believe those particular behemoths live in harmony with man in Glen Rose, Texas. They often leave tracks in the soft mud of the river bed, as seen below:


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Are those Lock ness monsters related to leviathan?
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Amen. My great-grandfather took this photo during the war against liberalism. He's not a liar.

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I'm telling you one thing, that heathen Liberal Seth MacFarlane is going to end up burned for eternity and then some:
http://baconeatingatheistjew.blogspo...lution-is.html

Monkey Jesus? To prove the Liberal lie that evolution is real and those who know otherwise are just plain silly.

God will remember this video when MacFarlane's time comes and he will send good ole Seth down under. And God will probably pay for the Xpress delivery too.
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IMO the smart heathens who believe in evolutionist science are representatives of satan. And the foolish heathens who believe in evolutionist science shouldn't have been born at all.
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IMO the smart heathens who believe in evolutionist science are representatives of satan. And the foolish heathens who believe in evolutionist science shouldn't have been born at all.
While this is an understandable sentiment, it is not Biblical. God has a purpose for everything and everyone He creates. God has put evilutionists in our lives as part of His Plan.

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But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:


Their purpose is to be hurtled, head-over-heel, into the fiery pits of hell. God created them with eternal damnation specifically in mind. As Christians, we should take this as a reminder of how fortunate we are to have been predestined to be unsullied by so-called "rational thought" and unshackled from the confines of an addiction to sin and perversion. I'm sure that when we are all together in Heaven, singing praise songs for all eternity, that God will frequently remind us about those He created who are in hell, to remind us how much He loves us.
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Thank you for sharing those picture, Professor Gossamer!

Where is that dinosaur zoo? And how do they keep them in with that tiny fence?
It will be difficult for anyone to steal these giant sculptures, so they are perfectly safe in them small fences
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I think the more logical answer is that they can't jump (same with an elephant).

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My Brothers, new footage of Loch Ness has arrived via dispatched Loch Ness Creation Science Researchers, that have had to tolerate the ear splitting bag-pipes due to their location, and less than satisfactory cuisine, that surrounds the area.

Once again, evilution falls on its face and atheist scientists are shown to be the failed vacuum cleaner salesmen, that they are, once again.

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An update on this thread. Glorious new data are available!




Job 40:15-16
Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox. Lo now, his strength [is] in his loins, and his force [is] in the navel of his belly.

There is new evidence that falsifies evolution completely and irrevocably. Sometimes Jesus uses strange and surprising tools to convey this message and this time it is a Godless Swiss man that provides us the evidence! Glory! This man has searched the Google Earth images and seen the Loch Ness monster (it is of the dinosaur kind and, to be more precise, of the plesiosaurs).



This high-quality image published in a respectable secular newspaper will cause lots of panic and desperate attempts to disregard it among the evil lotion heretics but, as always, the Truth™ of Jesus wins. The whole theory of Darwinism is based on the assertion that dinosaurs lived 70 million years ago. When this theory crumbles, there is no longer any proof for God's Creatures changing over time. The evil lotion atheists have claimed that the dinosaurs changed into birds. This is preposterous as dinosaurs are still around!

And this is not the ONLY recent evidence of dinosaurs living at present. A man from Godless Scotland has also taken a photograph of this dinosaur and published his findings in the same newspaper.

Here you can see the dinosaur hiding under the highest wave:


For us Creation Scientists this is crystal clear, but for the skeptics the researcher has provided a clarifying drawing to show in detail the head of this Behemoth!


As the evil lotion theory is now effectively dead, only recent Creation remains an option. Millions of young souls can be saved when they no longer have to listen to the slimy lies of science classes. Glory!

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Ye are of [your] father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

While it is of course not very polite to rejoice over the defeat of your enemies, the above verse shows that this is indeed a severe loss for Satan and I sure am waiting to see the awkward attempts of atheists to dismiss these data!


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