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flag President Trump! Dismantle the Space Program NOW! It Promotes Anal Piercing and Sodomy! - 02-13-2017, 12:07 PM

Firmament (Genesis 1:6). The Final Frontier.

Firmament. The Ultimate Wall, but easy to permeate by accepting Jesus and following His Commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13). It was always a mystery to me why those deluded by the Cult of "spacemen" and atheism (2 Thessalonians 2:11) would try to penetrate this Holy Wall with their "space crafts" premortem. These are the results of a Creation Science Study that revealed the continuing mission of the Gay Agenda to explore strange anatomical orifices, to seek out new victims to its sodomistic pleasures, to go where no True Christian™ would never go. President Trump received this memo earlier today and we're expecting Him to discontinue the "space program" as soon as He learns about these latest developments.

Trump and "space"
- what is His policy?
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What will be among Trump’s first space policy goals?

--- Setting the goal and beginning technological implementation of human exploration of our solar system by the end of this century.
--- Re-direction of NASA budgets toward deep space science.
--- Creation of an aggressive program for development of hypersonic technology.
--- Begin negotiations to assure the viability of the International Space Station (ISS) beyond 2028.
It is now clear that some liberal usurpers might have infiltrated the cabinet of Mr. Trump (I am suspecting Mr. Sessions and Mr. Conway), as the Trump Space Policy includes continued support to NASA's heinous plan to perforate the Firmament and gain access to Heaven not dissimilar to the Tower of Babylon (Genesis 11:4). Obviously, God would not allow any of this to happen, so I remained calm and relied on Jesus. Still, I felt obliged to browse through the ridiculous reports of astrology to see, what ludicrous lies the NASA playwrights would come up with. This is what I was able to reveal. They are claiming that the "planet" Uranus has rings. These are the supposed "rings of Uranus"!



Of course, solid structures such as these "rings" would shatter immediately because of the alleged "gravity" that pulls and pushes at everything. This is a badly-disguised euphemism to the actual rings that these cultists are trying to introduce.

Not the "rings of Uranus" but "the rings of your anus".



Once President Trump learns about this, He will surely take reparative action to stop all attempts to reach the Firmament (Genesis 1:6). Of course, this is no longer enough, as the anal ring and piercing fad has now penetrated all age groups from pre-schoolers to pensioners. This is proven by some bestselling books as evidenced below!



OK, these boys might still have time to Repent, but what about old timers?!



The old man is actually smiling. He enjoyed the procedure!

In addition, this "space ring" heresy is attracting young female children into unnatural form of satisfying their future husbands without any chance of begetting!



Leviticus 11:29
These also shall be unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind,


And, worst of all, the secular community is now publishing widely-circulated manuals about the anuses.



There is no "space program". It is a smokescreen. It is all fake news. We are going to penetrate the Firmament in due course as Jesus meets us in the clouds and guides us home to Heaven (1 Thessalonians 4:17). The real ring will also be there. It is not a ring of your anus but something much more wonderful and pleasurable. It is part of what the Great Prophet saw about the Likeness of God!

Ezekiel 1:18
As for their rings, they were so high that they were dreadful; and their rings were full of eyes round about them four.


This is the reality about things beyond the Firmament: No rings of your anus but God on His throne, together with Jesus and eventually President Trump!

Ezekiel 1:26
And above the firmament that was over their heads was the likeness of a throne, as the appearance of a sapphire stone: and upon the likeness of the throne was the likeness as the appearance of a man above upon it.


Here you can see the rings and the Firmament and the actual Space beyond!



The Firmament is the Ultimate Wall. Its Likeness will soon be reproduced on Earth, as President Trump will be damming the Flood of Papist Souls from the Mexican Nations! Similarly, the Firmament remains a wall that no papist or other unbeliever shall ever be able to puncture. This is the Spiritual meaning of the Great Wall of the U.S. of A. It is the Republican Firmament that holds back the Babel of semi-literate brutish savages, as the Celestial Firmament holds back the masses, who are destined to Hell (Matthew 7:14). This the Grand Design of Jesus and President Trump!








Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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