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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12517
    #1

    Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

    Cock fights are a backyard and harmless form of family entertainment. They have been a staple of the Bible Belt since our country was founded. Two stupid chickens just cut themselves until one is dead.

    Everyone knows the Bible tells us we humans are to have dominion over these witless animals.

    Now, even in the Bible Belt, animal worshippers are moving and forcing local Sheriffs to enforce liberal anti-cruelty ordinances. I've wondering if we could find a location in Freehold where families could enjoy this All-American tradition.

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    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453
      #2
      Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

      I like a good cock fight.
      The once a month get together at the Landover Arena and Sporting Pavillion Complex where all the True Christians™ and Pastors come together to whip out each others cocks is a wonderful and fulfilling experience. There are few greater thrills than watching a couple of cocks go at it. Though I am partial to the last event of the evening, the "No Holds Barred, Anything Goes, Free For All Cock Fight". I leave feeling totally satisfied and completely drained.
      A few nights I have walked away with the prize of "Most Turgid Cock". Mrs. Hutchins can't wait for me to get home with my trophy and polish it.
      And yes, it tastes like chicken.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • WWJDnow
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 6311
          #3
          Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

          Good Heavens, at first I thought this was a thread about some gay sex thing.

          I've read the Bible several times, and nowhere did it say that cockfighting was a sin. God gave us dominion over the animals, and I don't see why we can't make them do what we want them to do the same way God makes us do what He wants us to do.
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            • Noah Sole
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2012
              • 865
              #4
              Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

              Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
              Good Heavens, at first I thought this was a thread about some gay sex thing.
              It's not??
              Genesis 7:5
              And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

              John 8:32
              And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405
                  #5
                  Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

                  Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                  It's not??
                  Yes, can we have clarification. Is cock fighting between men or chickens? If it's between chickens why do the combatants have a guy called a "cock handler"?

                  The Gunson boys we busted last year certainly weren't fighting with chickens in their folks backyard.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996
                      #6
                      Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

                      My mother always taught me not to play with my food.


                      Fortunately, I eat hens, not cocks.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409
                          #7
                          Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

                          There's nothing so splendid as seeing two proud cocks pounding away at each other until one stands victorious and with its head held high.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Johny Joe Hold
                              Mayor of Freehold
                               
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 12517
                              #8
                              Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              There's nothing so splendid as seeing two proud cocks pounding away at each other until one stands victorious and with its head held high.
                              Well said, Redeemed. The victorious struck of the dominant cock is not unlike the classic picture we have of our soldiers raising the flag at Iwo Jima. It is patriotic victory of good over evil.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                  True Christian™
                                   
                                  • Jan 2007
                                  • 9384
                                  #9
                                  Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

                                  Cocks are naturally pugnacious little creatures of God and, much like the Irish, are perfectly capable of picking a fight all on their own.

                                  Here is evidence in a video (from Hawaii) - quick, some LIEberal needs to call Steve McGarrett at Hawaii Five-O ("book'em Danno – murder one").

                                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                  ...and get off my lawn
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                                    • Faith_Machine
                                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Mar 2011
                                      • 10049
                                      #10
                                      Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

                                      I love animals, and I hate to seem them suffer in any way. I suppose the cock that loses a cock fight is put out of its misery, but what about the winner? I'd imagine he'd be bruised, battered mess after a furious cock fight!

                                      I sure hope the owners put some kind of soothing balm or lotion on those poor, worn out cocks!
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                                        • Redeemed Papist
                                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jul 2011
                                          • 10409
                                          #11
                                          Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

                                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                          I love animals, and I hate to seem them suffer in any way. I suppose the cock that loses a cock fight is put out of its misery, but what about the winner? I'd imagine he'd be bruised, battered mess after a furious cock fight!

                                          I sure hope the owners put some kind of soothing balm or lotion on those poor, worn out cocks!
                                          Who cares about some tired and floppy used up old cocks?
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                                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                          The truth about volcanos
                                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                                            • Faith_Machine
                                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Mar 2011
                                              • 10049
                                              #12
                                              Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

                                              I care! I care about animals and don't want them to suffer! Think about how sore and red a poor cock must be after a savage cock fight!
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                                                • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                   
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 78553
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Cock Fights Are Not Sin.

                                                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                                  Who cares about some tired and floppy used up old cocks?
                                                  Old floppy cocks aren't good eatin' either.
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                                                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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