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Old 01-03-2014, 08:43 PM
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You Know that your not to be happy or feel good about someone being damned so why laugh?
Why do you think someone would not be happy in Heaven? Heaven is going to be GREAT! We will be married to Jesus - but not in a gay way for the men (Isaiah 54:5; Ephesians 5:31-32; Revelation 19:7), we will be perfect and will get along with everyone (Ephesians 5:25-27), we’ll be rulers of all the earth (Revelation 5:10), and one of our first jobs will be to judge the angels (1 Corinthians 6:2-3)! Why should Pastor Zeke not enjoy his reward (Matthew 25:23)?



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Hi. I am kind of sickened at what people are saying. You beat up someone thats wrong. Gay or straight. Also your wife is not an object she can do whatever she wants you two should be equals. You should not control her. Being gay is fine, they are not going to hell. You need to go to therapy.
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Hi. I am kind of sickened at what people are saying. You beat up someone thats wrong. Gay or straight. Also your wife is not an object she can do whatever she wants you two should be equals. You should not control her. Being gay is fine, they are not going to hell. You need to go to therapy.
Hi, and welcome to our forums! It appears as if you've forgotten to share the chapter and verse in the Holy Bible in which you find "Being gay is fine."

Go ahead and look for it.

Take all the time you want.





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...You beat up someone thats wrong...
That's not what the Bible says.

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... Gay or straight...
That's not what the Bible says.

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...Also your wife is not an object she can do whatever she wants you two should be equals...
That's not what the Bible says.

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... You should not control her...
That's not what the Bible says.

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... Being gay is fine, they are not going to hell....
That's not what the Bible says.

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...You need to go to therapy.
That's not what the Bible says.
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Dear Christians (and unsaved trash),

“Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins.”
 
I’m a pretty calm and happy person- most of the time. I’d stopped being violent and angry when I was seventeen years old but I still have violent outbursts every once in a while. It frightens my wife and children (5 and 8) and makes the whole house a lot tenser for days after the problem. It’s mostly alright but sometimes I cannot help it and the person who made me mad was asking for it.

Well, I think I over stepped the mark on this one.

My wife is very ditsy and cute and, I thought since we moved so far away from out old home and life and since she was pregnant, I decided to let her have an old friend over. He is about twenty-two and I didn’t like him at all from the second he walked into my house.

He looked gay. Very gay.

He had long, curly hair and was about the same size as my tiny, little Janet. Before hand she told me he looked like this guy called Mica or something. I hade no idea what I was letting myself in for…

I made the two of them aware I’d be in the room through their visit and I knew Janet was tense. She tried to hint at the little gay-boy (Lewis or something) that he should stop being so camp but he continued to aggravate me. :headbang:

Within half-an-hour I stood up and told him he was a little faggot and he should get out. Want to know how he responded to me?!

He piffing flirted with me!

Janet’s face was a picture. I would have laughed at her if I wasn’t so angry.

So, I ended up grabbing the little homer by the throat and had him against the wall while I punched him. Janet was screaming and I think I pushed her to the floor (I know, I know, she is a woman. She is emotionally weak and I should try to train her better) and told her to shove off. I continued to punch him in the head, chest and face for about twenty minutes; then I just kicked him for a while. The guy was less than half by size and a scrap of a person.

I won’t go into details but he has a broken nose, a bloody forehead and a two black eyes along with probably a heap of bruises on his chest and body.

Did I over do it?

Should I just of just kicked him out?

I admit it- it did feel sort of good. Is God the cause of this good feeling? Or is it Satan?

I think I might need some help. This isn’t the first time I did something like this.
Dude, that was a really ***potty language*** thing to do.

Seriously.

You're like a high school bully who never grew out of it and it's pretty ***more potty language*** that you did that.

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Dude, that was a really ***potty language*** thing to do.

Seriously.

You're like a high school bully who never grew out of it and it's pretty ***more potty language*** that you did that.
You don't seem to have made many posts, but as recently as post #75 Mr Taylor quoted the Scripture relating to how homosexuals should be treated. Additionaly, in the post before yours even an obnoxious—although usually polite—atheist pointed out that none of the liberal claims about homosexuals agenda to deprave and corrupt the whole world have any Biblical authority. God is very clear on this, are you suggesting that the Creator of the whole universe is some petulant schoolyard bully?

Remember that we know He did indeed create everything because He has so precisely described many aspects of His handiwork which would be impossible for non-creators to do. But He has. Therefore He did. God's standard is not the same as human standards; if it were He would not need to explain anything would He.

People who reject God's standard can't really call themselves Christians.

..well they might call themselves anything I suppose but they're not Christians.
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What they are saying is that God's Law is imperfect, His statutes vile, impure. That the commandments of The Lord do not enlighten but are unclean, enduring only until some alternative is dreamed up and so—we must assume—untrue and iniquitous. That is the thrust of your position and it's one no True Christian could ever espouse.
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You acted admirably. As others have already said, the Bible permits violence towards gaysexuals.

You have to be careful about the time and the place though. I almost lost my job by bullying a fag coworker. I kept threatening him until he eventually quit. Happy ending. I would've taken it further but I have a cow of a wife to feed. Can't afford to get fired.
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Dude, that was a really ***potty language*** thing to do.

Seriously.

You're like a high school bully who never grew out of it and it's pretty ***more potty language*** that you did that.
Look, "dude", a fag getting beaten is no excuse to use bad language on our forum.
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