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For the first time in many, many years, in fact, the first time since the "Left Behind" movies (they're awesome) came out God's Closet, I was going to visit a cinema to see a new rousing moving picture called Love, Simon. For me, it was obvious that it would be about our own Beloved Apostle Simon Peter.

Matthew 16:16-18
And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God. And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Barjona[*]: for flesh and blood hath not revealed [it] unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven. And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

I was even preparing to purchase some pop corn with saturated fats called "butter" and a soda. However, to much dismay this film was after all not about Peter the Apostle guarding the Pearly Gates of Heaven (Revelation 21:21) and dismissing all the sinners into the Bottomless Pit (Revelation 9:1) as I had wished.

Instead, It is a film about sodomites. That might be a good thing: It could show them in the Bottomless Pit (Revelation 20:3) suffering and receiving enemas of molten tungsten. However, it is a "rom-com" about a young boy trying to find a sodomite partner to fornicate with. He does this with e-mails. There's apparently going to be boozin' and snoggin' and public schools. Of course I am not going to see this film. Now, you are all probably thinking that this is because of the positive attitude that this film shows towards homosexuality. You're wrong. The advertisements of this film helped me realize that sodomy is just a symptom. This film has an even deeper flaw that permeates our whole society apart from us True Christians™! Let us look at the posters of this thespian travesty!



Everyone deserves a great love story.


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THIS is what is wrong with people! THIS is the problem that the True Christian™ community is facing.

"Everyone deserves a great love story". Really??? I mean, REALLY????

No-one deserves a great love story. Nobody! Not the homosexuals, nor the straight, nor men, women or children. No-one! The people, the common sinners, deserve to be thrown into the Bottomless Pit for eternal torture (Revelation 20:1). Everyone deserves a miserable life (Luke 14:26). Everyone deserves only a spouse that is disgusting and hateful and children that are loathsome. And we don't deserve even that, because it is too good for us, as we are totally utterly corrupted people.

Unless we choose Jesus!

Is this film about choosing Jesus? As it turns out, it isn't! It is about "accepting yourself as you are" and accepting others as they are". Tears over tolerance. What does Jesus have to say?

Psalms 14:1
(To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.


Unless you believe in God in the correct manner, you are lost! The correct manner is the True Christian™ Way. That is the ONLY WAY. We deserve something! Because Jesus has Redeemed us, we now deserve a place in Heaven in eternal bliss. Even our marriages can turn out tolerable once we choose Jesus. If they don't, we can always find comfort in Death and Infinite Joy in the afterlife.



As we can see, this movie makes people feel GOOD! That is preposterous. Only Jesus has the right to make people feel good. People need to feel bad. Otherwise they won't realize that they're lost without Him. It is not anymore a question of sodomy. It is a problem with "feeling good" and "deserving".

You deserve nothing. Not even torture for eternity but you'll get that. You don't deserve to feel good. You may only feel good and superior after you will have been reborn in Christ, as we have. Glory to Jesus. Don't go and see this film. Instead, realize how disgusting you are (unless you're one of us) and REPENT!



Feeling good is BAD!


Yours in Christ,

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[*] I don't really know what a "barjona" is but it must be good.


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Default Re: Love, Simon: "Everyone deserves a great love story." The Worst Movie Ever?! - 03-25-2018, 05:02 PM

I caught my son watching this blasphemous trash just a couple hours ago! This is yet another one of Satan's traps for the young, emphasizing that you "as an individual" must love yourself when the only love that one can truly receive is from the Lord! I am sickened by our society's attempts at seducing the youth away from the truth and closer to damnation in Hell.
And I mean "seducing" in a literal sense. I have seen children say that they are in love with the movie when they SHOULD be in love with Jesus Christ! I went to the "You Tube" trailer for the movie (for research purposes only.) to find evidence of the lost souls, and I stumbled on the perfect quote:

"I think it's been a while since America has fallen in love with something. That time has come again!"

This disgusting agent of Satan is suggesting that our great American nation has fallen in love with a movie about a disgusting Sodomite fag! These are simply attempts to delude us, as Americans and soldiers of God, from the truth.


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Default Re: Love, Simon: "Everyone deserves a great love story." The Worst Movie Ever?! - 03-26-2018, 04:46 PM

"Everyone deserves a great love story."

Everyone? How far are they willing to take this, exactly? We already had a "love story" about sadomasochism sweep the box office — a whole trilogy, in fact. I guess it won't be long before a big Hollywood studio makes a "great love story" about an adult man molesting and sodomizing a young boy. It'll probably win an Oscar.

Oh, wait. They did make that movie and it did win an Oscar.

I've got it. A bestiality love story about a woman having sex with, say, a fish. Surely it'll be a few years before we see anything like that.


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Default Re: Love, Simon: "Everyone deserves a great love story." The Worst Movie Ever?! - 03-28-2018, 07:31 AM

Obviously the fish would suffocate. But even worse are the desires of cannibalistic heathens. I have never been a cannibal and although "pop culture" glorifies just about anything here we appreciate exactly what we've been redeemed from. "Turn your diamonds into cubic zirconia?" is a question no Christian has ever been asked and yet the habit persists. To pay whomever. For whatever. However dire the situation one seeks escape from The Bible is clear:
Genesis 6:5 GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
Noah exemplifies this. No sooner had he planted a vineyard and produced a vintage BANG! in crope sin once more. Did Canaan stop with homoerotic genital viewing? Or did he populate a whole continent on the down low. Yes. And the outcomes are all around. Few obsessions could be more repulsive. Nevertheless his species trends towards chimeric reproduction with no shortage of video footage it makes me sick that sex people get the limelight; as Christians we respond to Him Ezekiel 24:12-14 He washed away our scum, the greatest love we've known:

Jesus is the answer. They never even asked the question.
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Default Re: Love, Simon: "Everyone deserves a great love story." The Worst Movie Ever?! - 04-15-2018, 06:28 PM

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For the first time in many, many years, in fact, the first time since the "Left Behind" movies (they're awesome) came out God's Closet, I was going to visit a cinema to see a new rousing moving picture called Love, Simon. For me, it was obvious that it would be about our own Beloved Apostle Simon Peter.

Matthew 16:16-18
And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God. And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Barjona[*]: for flesh and blood hath not revealed [it] unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven. And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

I was even preparing to purchase some pop corn with saturated fats called "butter" and a soda. However, to much dismay this film was after all not about Peter the Apostle guarding the Pearly Gates of Heaven (Revelation 21:21) and dismissing all the sinners into the Bottomless Pit (Revelation 9:1) as I had wished.

Instead, It is a film about sodomites. That might be a good thing: It could show them in the Bottomless Pit (Revelation 20:3) suffering and receiving enemas of molten tungsten. However, it is a "rom-com" about a young boy trying to find a sodomite partner to fornicate with. He does this with e-mails. There's apparently going to be boozin' and snoggin' and public schools. Of course I am not going to see this film. Now, you are all probably thinking that this is because of the positive attitude that this film shows towards homosexuality. You're wrong. The advertisements of this film helped me realize that sodomy is just a symptom. This film has an even deeper flaw that permeates our whole society apart from us True Christians™! Let us look at the posters of this thespian travesty!



Everyone deserves a great love story.


??????

THIS is what is wrong with people! THIS is the problem that the True Christian™ community is facing.

"Everyone deserves a great love story". Really??? I mean, REALLY????

No-one deserves a great love story. Nobody! Not the homosexuals, nor the straight, nor men, women or children. No-one! The people, the common sinners, deserve to be thrown into the Bottomless Pit for eternal torture (Revelation 20:1). Everyone deserves a miserable life (Luke 14:26). Everyone deserves only a spouse that is disgusting and hateful and children that are loathsome. And we don't deserve even that, because it is too good for us, as we are totally utterly corrupted people.

Unless we choose Jesus!

Is this film about choosing Jesus? As it turns out, it isn't! It is about "accepting yourself as you are" and accepting others as they are". Tears over tolerance. What does Jesus have to say?

Psalms 14:1
(To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.


Unless you believe in God in the correct manner, you are lost! The correct manner is the True Christian™ Way. That is the ONLY WAY. We deserve something! Because Jesus has Redeemed us, we now deserve a place in Heaven in eternal bliss. Even our marriages can turn out tolerable once we choose Jesus. If they don't, we can always find comfort in Death and Infinite Joy in the afterlife.



As we can see, this movie makes people feel GOOD! That is preposterous. Only Jesus has the right to make people feel good. People need to feel bad. Otherwise they won't realize that they're lost without Him. It is not anymore a question of sodomy. It is a problem with "feeling good" and "deserving".

You deserve nothing. Not even torture for eternity but you'll get that. You don't deserve to feel good. You may only feel good and superior after you will have been reborn in Christ, as we have. Glory to Jesus. Don't go and see this film. Instead, realize how disgusting you are (unless you're one of us) and REPENT!



Feeling good is BAD!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[*] I don't really know what a "barjona" is but it must be good.
Absolutely disgusting how common this is becoming! Especially after that horrid movie about some pedophile homer. Homers deserve no movie of their own, Hollywood must stop sodomizing the youth!
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Default Re: Love, Simon: "Everyone deserves a great love story." The Worst Movie Ever?! - 04-15-2018, 07:03 PM

Hmm . . . For worst movie ever, I still have to go with Star Trek V. Ghost of Mars is also so bad it could be used to extract information from terrorists.

Also, anything with Bo Derek. She may be a Republican (bless her little naked heart) but she really cannot act. . . And the nakedness doesn't sit well with Jesus either, of course.


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