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Thumbs up UGANDA GETS RIGHT WITH GOD - 05-12-2011, 10:00 AM

Well, it looks like those Ugandan Jigaboos are at last getting things right about Homosexualism that so plagues their backwards nation.
They are proposing a Homosexuality Bill which could mean that Homers are put to death.
PRAISE JESUS!!!

The Church of Uganda fully supports this Biblical Law http://churchofuganda.org/wp-content...Bill-2009..pdf

I am now writing to The Church of Uganda to demand they follow Genesis 9 and send me over a new Housekeeper and some more Servants immediately.

Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Genesis 9:26 And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.


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Default Re: UGANDA GETS RIGHT WITH GOD - 05-12-2011, 10:08 AM

So not all Asians are evil? How exactly will they kill all those gays? Will it be proper stonings? Will they also kill all family members of the gay as demanded by Joshua 7:19-26?


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Default Re: UGANDA GETS RIGHT WITH GOD - 05-12-2011, 10:15 AM

It shows the true value of Christian missionaries. If they never went to Africa to spread God's word then these sodomites would have got away without being killed.

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Default Re: UGANDA GETS RIGHT WITH GOD - 05-13-2011, 09:57 PM

Won't get passed.
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Default Re: UGANDA GETS RIGHT WITH GOD - 02-18-2014, 04:01 PM

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Won't get passed.
Thank you for your detailed explanation of the complexities of the Ugandan legislative process. You clearly are an expert in your field.

Moving on…
President Museveni's Remarks on decision to sign anti-homosexual bill at the closing ceremony of the 10-day retreat of the NRM Parliamentary Caucus, 16th February 2014

1. In that bill, I had no problem with punishing people who promote homosexuality.

2. I had no problem with punishing people who become homosexual for mercenary reasons what one would call homosexual prostitution. The man is not a homosexual, but he engages in homosexuality for money.
That's a good point - the only reason people become gay is because they're so much to profit from. Being chanced by bullies/lynch mobs is worth the price of a gym membership and personal trainer, you don't have to follow your parent's rules (after they disown you), and you get lots of attention, for example your funeral won't be lonely:


Am taking all these precautions because am historically answerable for whatever I do as a leader. There were mistakes made in the 1930s by Hitler because he wanted to make Germany strong..Some of these issues are very crucial and should be handled objectively not emotionally.

I had not concentrated my mind on homosexuality all these years. I thought electricity, roads, were more urgent things.
Why?
I had never seen a homosexual.
And that explains his change of priorities.

Being a pariah in the west won't help him build roads or generate electricity, but obviously he knows that JESUS PROVIDES ALL.


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