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Default What kind of artist will ex-President Obama be? - 03-13-2016, 10:11 AM

As I reflect on the reality that we will soon be free of the tyranny of Obama, I wonder what kind of paintings he will draw in his retirement? And how much brush he will clear on his ranch? I doubt he can match the achievements of Bush and Reagan in this regard, who are truly legends in the ranch maintenance community. These are truly Presidential activities, not jetting around brokering world peace or other such malarky.



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As I reflect on the reality that we will soon be free of the tyranny of Obama, I wonder what kind of paintings he will draw in his retirement? And how much brush he will clear on his ranch? I doubt he can match the achievements of Bush and Reagan in this regard, who are truly legends in the ranch maintenance community. These are truly Presidential activities, not jetting around brokering world peace or other such malarky.
Whatever Mr. Obama chooses to do (I suspect he'll be in the so called "adult entertainment" branch of the art world catering for those with obscure tastes), he'll never surpass the masterworks by George W. Bush. I present here some of his better-known works.

Some of his subjects are of outmost laudability and highly praised, such as this accurate depiction of another great world leader, Mr. Putin.



However, sometimes I have asked if his choice for models has been thoroughly scrutinized by his spiritual advisors. I mean, why paint Dalai Llama?



As I said, I have questioned his judgment but after some careful examination it is crystal clear that this painting is a warning: The smiling face of the Llama is that of a false prophet (Revelation 20:10). The hypocritical lip positions give it away. Verily, GWB could have been as great a painter as he was the leader of the Free World for Jesus.

I still wonder when he'll start producing images of Jesus Christ, his bestest friend and mate. After all, all kind of praise is welcomed by Jesus in His other Trinital form of God the Father!

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Default Re: What kind of artist will ex-President Obama be? - 03-13-2016, 12:11 PM

I look forward to the day they add a new section to the George W Bush Library to showcase his art, along with a petting zoo in respect of Ronald Reagan's love of horses and ranches. Several of the more boring sections can be mothballed: ignoring the bin Laden determined to attack memo, initiating the Iraq war, failing to find WMD in Iraq, failing to capture bin Laden, Katrina, Guantanamo, habeus corpus, the Great Recession, avoidance of Vietnam draft, stacking the justice dept with loyal Bushies, crucifying the American language... "gynacologists practicing their love with women" really?!? Boring. Show me the paintings any day of the week for $17 per visit.



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Default Re: What kind of artist will ex-President Obama be? - 03-13-2016, 06:21 PM

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As I reflect on the reality that we will soon be free of the tyranny of Obama, I wonder what kind of paintings he will draw in his retirement? And how much brush he will clear on his ranch? I doubt he can match the achievements of Bush and Reagan in this regard, who are truly legends in the ranch maintenance community. These are truly Presidential activities, not jetting around brokering world peace or other such malarky.
I can't tell you anything on Mr. Obama... it's difficult to say what he'll do next, it's always a surprise.
He might just sit around and watch TV... does he even paint is my question?


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Psalms 71:14 - But I will hope continually, and will yet praise thee more and more.
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Default Re: What kind of artist will ex-President Obama be? - 03-13-2016, 07:58 PM

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I can't tell you anything on Mr. Obama... it's difficult to say what he'll do next, it's always a surprise.
He might just sit around and watch TV... does he even paint is my question?
That's my worry too. Idle hands do the devil's work... I fear he will be meddling in world affairs for decades to come like Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter. The only democrat to not persist in destroying America after their term was up was JFK, if you catch my drift.



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Default Re: What kind of artist will ex-President Obama be? - 03-21-2016, 08:30 AM

My guess is he'll probably return to his native Kenya to practice his Muslim faith. If he tries to practice Moon Worship in America under President Trump, he'll be rounded up and shipped back anyway.


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Default Re: What kind of artist will ex-President Obama be? - 03-21-2016, 10:03 AM

In my opinion he will probably be a con-artist.


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Default Re: What kind of artist will ex-President Obama be? - 04-17-2016, 08:04 PM

No question in my mind that he will return to Chicago to deface public property. That, apparently, is what "community organizers" do.


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Default Re: What kind of artist will ex-President Obama be? - 04-18-2016, 07:14 AM

Sad to say, but Obama is going to continue to do what he did for the last 7 years - live on CP time, play golf, and take vacations.


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Default Re: What kind of artist will ex-President Obama be? - 04-18-2016, 11:20 PM

He will be the artist formerly known as Barak. He is a Black man so he has natural rhythm. He may appear on Dancing With The Stars on TV.


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