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Old 04-20-2015, 02:09 PM
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Default Just heard an atheist say that "atheism is the best since atheist dont kill each other..."

So to proof this statement wrong:
serialkillers - they kill other atheists and even Christians sometimes.
aids - aids is a sickness that basically is produced by atheism.
Hitler- Hitler wasn't a Christian at all he killed over 100 million people.
Tell me one Christian who killed 100 million people?

I could go on and on and to be quite honest atheist are pretty much killers in pants.
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Default Re: Just heard an atheist say that "atheism is the best since atheist dont kill each other..."

Atheists are the most dangerous of all. Not only do they kill people physically, they also kill them spiritually by luring them into the atheist deathstyle. And lets not forget the abortions they perform every year.
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Amen. Some say that atheism related murder doesn't count because atheists do not believe in God and have no moral compass. How do we know that killing is wrong? Because God tells us not to kill (except for witches, disobedient children, adulterers, Midianites, Amalekites, Babylonians, homosexuals, etc.) While it is no surprise that atheists kill all the time, this does not make it right.
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Default Re: Just heard an atheist say that "atheism is the best since atheist dont kill each other..."

Take Jeffrey Dahmer for example. In his atheist days, he killed many young men. How many did he kill after he found God in prison and became a Christian? That's right, zero. If that doesn't show you the Loving Grace of God, nothing will.
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Default Re: Just heard an atheist say that "atheism is the best since atheist dont kill each other..."

That is complete nonsense because Stalin purged his army and government of dissenters and he starked millions of Ukrainians in 1933 by drastically reducing the price of bread. Furthermore, in the late 1970s, the communist countries of China and Cambodia went to war with the communist government of Vietnam. Atheistic communism is the main cause for the genocides and purges that occurred in the twentieth century.
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Amen. Some say that atheism related murder doesn't count because atheists do not believe in God and have no moral compass. How do we know that killing is wrong? Because God tells us not to kill (except for witches, disobedient children, adulterers, Midianites, Amalekites, Babylonians, homosexuals, etc.) While it is no surprise that atheists kill all the time, this does not make it right.
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For every human they kill, they save a tree. Perfectly fine in their book.

And let's not forget the money they give to PETA.
They say "Hey, I'm a Homer but who cares, I saved some apes today and a bunch of trees. I'm HIV positive and humans are negative."
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Take Jeffrey Dahmer for example. In his atheist days, he killed many young men. How many did he kill after he found God in prison and became a Christian? That's right, zero. If that doesn't show you the Loving Grace of God, nothing will.
That's true, sister. The salvation of Jeffrey Dahmer proves many things. One, that even a homosexual can be saved through Christ. Two, atheists practice cannibalism.

If Jesus can keep a homo away from coke and ass sex, He can cure all ills.
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We need to encourage atheists to keep killing each other just like we need to keep encouraging ISIS to keep killing other Muslims.
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God is not a Christian. He is the all powerful, one God of the Universe.
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