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  • Harold Law
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 136

    #1

    Christian Anarchist

    I believe i'm probably the first and only Christian Anarchist here on the boards. The only kingdom i'll serve under is the kingdom of god I tell ya! Praise Jesus!
    Ephesians 5:22-24
    22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
    Resident ex-satanist
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 488

    #2
    Re: Christian Anarchist

    Originally posted by dantescritic View Post
    I believe i'm probably the first and only Christian Anarchist here on the boards. The only kingdom i'll serve under is the kingdom of god I tell ya! Praise Jesus!
    And I believe you're the one millionth moron to enter this forum! Congratulations! Your grand prize is absolutely nothing. Now please, for the sake of my blood pressure excuse yourself from this building we call.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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    • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
      Resident ex-satanist
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 488

      #3
      Re: Christian Anarchist

      Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
      from this building we call.
      Sorry, should have been "building we call life" I couldn't think straight from just having read something so idiotic
      Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Christian Anarchist

        Originally posted by dantescritic View Post
        I believe i'm probably the first and only Christian Anarchist here on the boards. The only kingdom i'll serve under is the kingdom of god I tell ya! Praise Jesus!
        You're neither. It is impossible for an anarchist to be a Christian, and no actual Christian would ever be an filthy anarchist.

        But I'll give you this, you cracked me up with that. Its like you claimed to be a blue cow or something.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #5
          Re: Christian Anarchist

          Originally posted by dantescritic View Post
          I believe i'm probably the first and only Christian Anarchist here on the boards. The only kingdom i'll serve under is the kingdom of god I tell ya! Praise Jesus!
          Tolstoy claimed to be a Christian Anarchist as well, until Jesus killed him for being a drunken sass-mouth Russkie with no respect for the powers that be. In the eyes of the Lord, everyone's a servant, so read this and shut up.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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