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So, there's this new song by a hell-bound wench named Meghan Trainer and her last song "Dear Future Husband" is everything young girls she is not supposed to be listening to! "Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things." Philippians 4:8 A little background on her, she is an American, white woman who is undermining women's actual role. "Her lyrics mainly deal with subjects of 21st-century womanhood and self-empowerment." That goes against what the Lord commands. "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection." 1 Timothy 2:11

"In Dear Future Future [Hen-Pecked] Husband" Trainor is telling women to be picky in their husbands and to be demanding and exacting. First of all, all a woman needs is a Christian husband to lead her to heaven. Second of all, women are to be submissive. "For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body." Ephesians 5:23 See below her lyrics:

"Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life"

So, she first of all, should be letting him take the lead. "For Adam was first formed, then Eve." 1 Timothy 2:15. The only thing she got right was that she would only marry once; she's hell-bound so let's her try to keep that.

"Take me on a date
I deserve it, babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need"

Why should she be treated right? She doesn't deserve it since Eve brought sin into the world! And flowers; who needs those? If you should get your wife a gift, get her a Hoover vacuum. That would make me more than happy!

"You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can write a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)"

So, why is that woman working. A woman belongs in her home, building it up. "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1 And any decent woman worth her salt would happily bake!

"You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright"

The first two lines are fine, because ladies are stupid and we act crazy. And we deserve a backhand if we act out of line. The third line is inexcusable. Everything is not alright! "For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth." Hebrews 12:6

“Dear future husband,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night”

Besides the overt reference to marital duties, doesn’t she understand that the man has all control over this issue! “Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.” And women do not need to be told that they are beautiful, unless they grow vain. “Favour [is] deceitful, and beauty [is] vain: [but] a woman [that] feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.” Proverbs 31:30

“After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?”

Oh my! What a feminazi! Any decent woman knows that she is stupid and in an argument is always wrong. Men are stronger. After all, Jesus chose men as his disciples, not women!

“You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright”

I stated this before, but I think she does not understand that she is the epitomy of what a Christian lady should be. “Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear, Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornamentof a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands: Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.” 1 Peter 3:1-6

“Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine”

Who does she think she is to be making demands of this woman! His family matters more, and besides does she not know Matthew 19:5? “And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh.”

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, (babe)

So, left-side of the bed, right side of the bed, whatever! She is so petty to be demanding things like this! And she is acting like a slut if she is demanding things in exchange for sexual acts. She is violating the Bible! “Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: [It is] good for a man not to touch a woman.” 1 Corinthians 7:1

“You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright”

She is crazy if she keeps on demanding things from him. Any decent man, according to my husband would give her a firm spanking and then run the other way.

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

Sluts and harlots will not get into heaven, and neither will Trainor at this rate. “But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.” 1 Corinthians 7:9. She is not married yet, obviously!

Future husband, better love me right

Or else what, woman? Do you think you deserve such luxuries? You are a woman, for heaven’s sake! You are to live off the charity of men, because of what our gender has done to the Earth. Eve brought sin into the earth. Good riddance.
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Old 03-17-2015, 12:30 PM
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She's a fat slut, anyway



And just what is she doing in this photo?
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Oh my, look at the big jowls on that woman! She needs to be less picky because being such a big girl, there probably aren't a lot of suitors knocking at her father's door.
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She's a fat slut, anyway



And just what is she doing in this photo?
I don't see a mop or broom, or rag in her hand she is probably doing something whorish. I personally don't listen to current music, I have yet to find music that I don't find offensive and can't find good music that is uplifting to the Lord. So when I want to hear something pleasing I listen to the audio files from Deacon Fred
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And the red thing she is holding looks to erotic anyway, please excuse my course language. No good Christian lady would look that huge; unless she has a very good reason approved by the pastors. This girl needs to lose weight if she wants a man.
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Who is Meghan Trainor and what's with the superfluous "h" there? Couldn't her parents spell Megan?

Illiterate people should not be allowed to name their own children.
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Who is Meghan Trainor and what's with the superfluous "h" there? Couldn't her parents spell Megan?

Illiterate people should not be allowed to name their own children.
I agree, it's not even in the Bible!!!
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And the red thing she is holding looks to erotic anyway, please excuse my course language. No good Christian lady would look that huge; unless she has a very good reason approved by the pastors. This girl needs to lose weight if she wants a man.
I am forced however reluctantly to agree that the burgeoning, phallic mass laced into this harlots fingers is extremely provocative, but it looks like she is about to assimilate it into the fleshy mass around her whorish waistline.

I believe that obesity is a lesbian ploy to prevent men from raping them straight. If they had any desire for a man at all, they would show some respect for what men have to look at. A woman who eats to fulfillment when she is not pregnant is selfish. She should only be concerned about bearing young in accordance with the will of God and a man appointed to her by her father.
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So, there's this new song by a hell-bound wench named Meghan Trainer and her last song "Dear Future Husband" is everything young girls she is not supposed to be listening to! "Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things." Philippians 4:8 A little background on her, she is an American, white woman who is undermining women's actual role. "Her lyrics mainly deal with subjects of 21st-century womanhood and self-empowerment." That goes against what the Lord commands. "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection." 1 Timothy 2:11

"In Dear Future Future [Hen-Pecked] Husband" Trainor is telling women to be picky in their husbands and to be demanding and exacting. First of all, all a woman needs is a Christian husband to lead her to heaven. Second of all, women are to be submissive. "For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body." Ephesians 5:23 See below her lyrics:

"Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life"

So, she first of all, should be letting him take the lead. "For Adam was first formed, then Eve." 1 Timothy 2:15. The only thing she got right was that she would only marry once; she's hell-bound so let's her try to keep that.

"Take me on a date
I deserve it, babe
And don't forget the flowers every anniversary
'Cause if you'll treat me right
I'll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need"

Why should she be treated right? She doesn't deserve it since Eve brought sin into the world! And flowers; who needs those? If you should get your wife a gift, get her a Hoover vacuum. That would make me more than happy!

"You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can write a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)"

So, why is that woman working. A woman belongs in her home, building it up. "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1 And any decent woman worth her salt would happily bake!

"You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright"

The first two lines are fine, because ladies are stupid and we act crazy. And we deserve a backhand if we act out of line. The third line is inexcusable. Everything is not alright! "For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth." Hebrews 12:6

“Dear future husband,
Here's a few things you'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin'
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night”

Besides the overt reference to marital duties, doesn’t she understand that the man has all control over this issue! “Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.” And women do not need to be told that they are beautiful, unless they grow vain. “Favour [is] deceitful, and beauty [is] vain: [but] a woman [that] feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.” Proverbs 31:30

“After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I'm never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?”

Oh my! What a feminazi! Any decent woman knows that she is stupid and in an argument is always wrong. Men are stronger. After all, Jesus chose men as his disciples, not women!

“You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright”

I stated this before, but I think she does not understand that she is the epitomy of what a Christian lady should be. “Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear, Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornamentof a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands: Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.” 1 Peter 3:1-6

“Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don't leave me lonely
And know we'll never see your family more than mine”

Who does she think she is to be making demands of this woman! His family matters more, and besides does she not know Matthew 19:5? “And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh.”

I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don't have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, (babe)

So, left-side of the bed, right side of the bed, whatever! She is so petty to be demanding things like this! And she is acting like a slut if she is demanding things in exchange for sexual acts. She is violating the Bible! “Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: [It is] good for a man not to touch a woman.” 1 Corinthians 7:1

“You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I'm acting crazy
Tell me everything's alright”

She is crazy if she keeps on demanding things from him. Any decent man, according to my husband would give her a firm spanking and then run the other way.

Dear future husband,
Here's a few things
You'll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night

Sluts and harlots will not get into heaven, and neither will Trainor at this rate. “But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.” 1 Corinthians 7:9. She is not married yet, obviously!

Future husband, better love me right

Or else what, woman? Do you think you deserve such luxuries? You are a woman, for heaven’s sake! You are to live off the charity of men, because of what our gender has done to the Earth. Eve brought sin into the earth. Good riddance.
Oh, dear. Glad you said this. I don't agree with the reasons you dislike this song, but her music his downright annoying!
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The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian ™ who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions.


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