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Default Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 10-31-2016, 08:56 AM

I was extremely distraught upon my return from my four-year missionary trip protesting apostate churches in the dark continent to find that my so-called son has not only taken up being a disgusting quaker (which is only a hop, skip, and hellbound jump from overtly promoting terrorism), but he has taken up this game and a newer game he calls "Overwatch." Let me tell you, I just about had a heart attack all over again when I saw it. Those of you with small children may wish to give them chores to do, that they might not be exposed to the wickedness I share with you for educational purposes only.

Just a handful of the sin I saw in Overwatch, put out by a company called "Blizzard," behind the infamous "Worlds of War-Craft" game:
  • Women do battle with men almost as their equals, in blatant violation of their station as homemakers who submit properly to their husbands the way GOD intended. Revelation 17:6 is very clear that this is a sign of the end of days: "And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of JESUS: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration."
  • In the game, some robots are considered the equals of mankind even after they have nearly wiped man from the Earth. I would not believe that it needed saying that GOD alone set men and men only apart from the animals, not robots. If GOD intended for robots to be treated as mankind's equals, HE would have done so from the beginning or would have at least mentioned them.
  • One of the so-called "heroes" is so far as I can tell some sort of (GOD forgive me for saying this) Buddhist and promotes not only meditation but blatant pansexuality, throwing his balls in the faces of every other character. I asked my son what in the world that wicked sinner was doing and he told me that this flagrant promotion of sodomy was his main "attack!" Now that, I believe, because it was indeed an attack on not only my sensibilities but also my son's soul! I later learned that this hero, "Zenyatta," (which is probably a nonsense word that is the start of a spell; I suspect saying it out loud is almost certainly sinful, and better safe than sorry) taught another character, Genji, a young oriental, about his wicked ways. If this is not proof that the homosexual agenda will not stop at the boundaries of the real world and are hell-bent (and hell-bound) on forcing even real characters into sin, I don't know what is.
  • A talking gorilla named Winston (an obvious anagram of "sin town") is not only one of the heroes but a scientist who 'reformed' this group of anti-JESUS crusaders called 'Overwatch' after I can only assume GOD-fearing Christians in the game's "lore" put a stop to them. This is about as blatant an advertisement for bestiality and evolution all in one as I have seen, at least since I returned to the Western world where GOD pays attention, and let me tell you, HE is listening, attentive, and steaming mad! Decades of creation science proving evolution dead wrong and here Blizzard is promoting the ludicrous and blasphemous notion that we ought to start letting apes talk as if they have souls. Abominable.
  • The game's heroes mock CHRIST and HIS angels by portraying "Mercy," a so-called 'healer' in the game, as being angelic, even capable of resurrecting the dead, which is capable through CHRIST alone! Worse, this medic is a female doctor in what I believe to be her mid-30s or perhaps even mid-40s, and she is not even married! To no surprise but great disappointment, my son told me about a pairing called 'PharMercy' where she is 'shipped' with another female character, which means that fans promote sodomy using them. Typical.

    There is one sliver of hope, friends. A hero called "Reaper" seemed to me to be an entirely wholesome kind of man, who through GOD'S love and redemption has taken it upon himself to rid the world of the other 'heroes,' although I feel the title perhaps applies only to him, and of course to JESUS. Spurned by the sodomites, he seems to have turned to THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. He places these buggery-promoting, bestiality-loving, lucre-grubbing whores of Babylon where they belong, in hell with the rest of their kind. One of his voice lines even promotes the HOLY SPIRIT by saying "you look like you've seen a ghost," which I took to mean that they look like they have begun to experience the HOLY GHOST'S blessed presence. This part made me smile, but my son told me that he was among the most disliked characters in the game (this world... ).

    My son tells me that Reaper "mains" (people who play exclusively as him) are known as "edgelords," and I thought that was a fitting name, kings who give themselves over to the edge of GOD'S sword of righteous judgment. JESUS CHRIST was HIMself an 'edgelord,' as Matthew 10:34 tells us: "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."

    Ultimately, I do not believe the presence of one character doing the LORD'S work can make up entirely for a game which is otherwise jam-packed with the promotion of sodomy, idol worship, one-world-government promotion, vaccination (through a thoroughly rotten old Muslim hag named 'Ana'), bestiality and a form of wicked onanism (some people are shown in relationships with anti-Christian robots! ).

    I am asking all parents, if you see your children playing Overwatch, do what I did: Drop a few magnets into their computer case to magnetize the sinful data away and leave it washed clean, then throw the magnets straight in the garbage and take it outside, that you might not keep sin in your household. My son tells me that his computer is "ruined" and I say good, if he feels I 'ruined' it by removing sin and putting in parental controls the old fashioned way, then clearly he has a lot of growing up left to do, and I as his father need now more than ever to be there to make sure my son never plays games like this again.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-02-2016, 04:52 AM

Since the time when I first made that post on the "Team Fortresses: II" thread, my son (who is now limited to playing on my lap for parental guidance and knows that if he so much as mentions the q-word again in my house, he will have the sin taken from his hide) has shown me Overwatch more fully, so I can better witness to those caught in its grip, and to show just how sinful it truly is.


In Overwatch, twelve lost souls compete for the "honor" of finding out which players will be snared more and more by the lies of atheism, one world government, techno-bestiality, and to nobody's surprise, idol worship, all while engaging in enough orgiastic violence to make a whole new vineyard for the grapes of GOD'Swrath!


The "heroes" of the game each have unique abilities and backstories with which they blaspheme GOD, and there are, it seems, even more of these wretched lot on the way, to be released at a later date. I have already gone over a few of them in my original post and have explained how only one of them seems to be in any way a follower of CHRIST. However, I gave only a sampling. I had to truly stare this sin in the face and get a feel for it (as the sinners say, I had to 'git gud') before I really knew that the only thing any of these players "main" is an addiction to profligacy. It turns out in the game that the "heroes" are members of an organization which was/is called the titular "Overwatch," a thuggish freak show of a police force for a one world government led by the UN! As if that isn't bad enough, they were destroyed once but a talking monkey has called them back to trample on family values, the freedom to worship GOD, and general good taste once again, and this is all in game!


I will go through the characters from left to right. Those with weak constitutions, please avert your eyes, I am a medical professional and am used to seeing gruesome material so my visual sin detectors are calibrated differently:
  • "Benji Shimada," is an abomination of flesh and metal, and a testament to the utter lack of respect for GOD'S design and creation. Created by the game's resident quack ("Marcy," already mentioned), Benji can run fast, double jump, climb walls, and reflect bullets, but he cannot reflect the hellfire that awaits him (or what is left of him) for giving himself over to worship of Boo-duh.
  • "Junked Rat" is an explosives-obsessed Australian who seeks to protect his worldly treasure from others because he has not built up treasure in heaven. Although GOD in HIS wisdom took Junked Rat's arm and leg to prove a point, the greed-blind hobo still has not turned from his ways.
  • "Toad Hog" is Junk Rat's bodyguard and, if fan material is to be believed, his sodomite lover. Among sodomites, men like oad Hog are called "bears," but also the perhaps more colorful and honest term "c*m pigs," and I believe here the term is apt. Toad Hog's primary ability is his tremendous corpulence and his hook, so I assume his primary job is to give Christians tetanus and to eventually act as a source of meat once the sinners start to eat one another. Being foolish enough to be a sodomite, he doesn't know that tetanus is merely a means of being brought into the LORD'S loving embrace upon death, or that when the LORD'S judgment comes, he will likely lose weight before it comes to cannibalism.
  • "May" is a Chinese "climate scientist" whose job is to repeat the lie of "global warming" as loud as possible and as often as possible. She often talks about gathering 'data' on her 'missions.' Since any actual climate data would prove the Bible correct, I assume the data she gathers is on the location and number of Christians and Baptist churches at various locations around the globe so it can be used to round them up and kill them off. She is considered by players to be the most annoying because her powers have to do with ice and she is apparently the fattest character in the game, with Toad Hog in close second.
  • "Darya," named for the infamous butch lesbian cartoon of the same name, is a female Russian weightlifter who seems to be some sort of lesbian fantasy come hideously to life, not entirely unlike a buff, communist version of its namesake. A nastier inversion of GOD'S carefully delineated gender roles would be hard to find. She is apparently only "mained" by advanced players; this I take to mean that players become more and more familiar with the worst elements of the game as they get more involved.
  • "Sarah" is an Egyptian RPG user (the grenade RPG, not the original "let's get your kids addicted to witchcraft" RPG) who uses a suit to fly about the map and shower the enemy team with rockets. Although the game portrays her as a "security chief," it is very clear when playing with her that she represents an Islamic terrorist. It is unclear whether she is a Mudslime or if she believes in ancient Egyptian heresy based on her tattoo, but since she has a tattoo at all, we know she cannot be Christian. Oddly, she has one of the most Christian phrases in the game, "Justice rains from above," referring toGOD'S eventual judgment on those playing the game, and yet it is used by one of the most openly idol-worshiping characters.
  • "Tracey" is a female British pilot, which is confusing since her character runs fast. Apparently at one point she went so fast that she became unmoored from time itself, so the talking ape had to build a device to allow her to stay in one place, but also 'blink' forwards and backwards in time (can she blink back to before she sinned? No, says CHRIST, since the desire to sin is sin itself as per Matthew 5:28). This is, of course, functionally necromancy and in the real world GOD would have simply teleported her to hell for hubris, which he could do with the copies of this game, but won't, clearly to teach us a lesson. In this case I believe the lesson that the game intends is that the theory of evolution goes hand in hand with women's liberation, even "liberation" from the rules of time and space set down by GOD HIMself. It is true that the wacko, disproved theory of evil-lution has been the driving force for most if not all of the world's evils over the past hundred years, including perhaps the most pernicious of social evils, the lie of equality and feminism, so in this case I am pleased that the game so succinctly illustrates it. Even a clock damned to hell can sometimes tell the time correctly, even if it is out of loathing and hatred for GOD'S design.
  • "Windowmaker" is a French assassin who is bent upon destroying Overwatch, similar to our erstwhile hero from my original post. Besides that, she seems quite intent on stopping the evils of robot Boo-duh-sts. As I understand it, she killed her husband, which would put her in the running for the most sinful character in the entire game, but I also believe her husband actually ran Overwatch or something like that, and all's well that ends well. I would like to see her and Creeper settle down and raise a GOD-fearing family in the final level of the game.
  • "B.va," named for the colorful euphemism for a woman's 'shame cyst' as we in the medical industry refer to it, is a female Korean "giant robot" pilot and generally a complete brat with no concept of anything except for her own pleasure. Her primary goal in life seems to be to illustrate the nastiest tendencies of loose young women and to wear her "pilot suit" tight enough to distract my boy from my ministrations on the Bible. Otherwise, she is a young, heedless delinquent who spends 25 hours a day playing video games and sitting on her keester doing nothing for anyone. Since this describes nearly 100% of the people who play this game, I understand that she is very popular as a vain example of 'self-insert' gameplay. She is also a reference to "Neon Genesis Evangelion," a Chinese cartoon that is explicitly about a gay boy in a giant robot killing angels and trying to replace GOD! You can't make this stuff up. Or rather, you can, but if you do, you better believe GOD has a place for you in hell. Looks like D.va is "D.void" of any wholesome influence, as are her players.
  • Torbjorn: This 'builder' character is industrious, of a healthy Nordic complexion, and generally of good cheer. He also has grown a well-groomed beard fitting of a man's station. While other characters destroy, he creates. You would think this would make him an ideal choice for a "Christian" gamer (not that such a thing often exists), right? WRONG! This "Torbjorn" is not only from Satan's holiday home of Sweden, but he is also a clear adaptation of the mythical race of squat little degenerates known as "dwarves." Ergo, this crafty little shortstack is perhaps the worst character in the game, a gateway for industrious and hard-working children to get suckered into an interest in comparative mythology, and at that point they may as well just go the whole nine yards and declare themselves witches, or worse, congregationalists. My son is never playing as Torbjorn, flat out.
  • "Creeper," the true hero of the game, is a man who, when he saw the wages of sin, turned away from the devil's lowly works and turned his attention to the LORD. Undergoing a near-death experience, not entirely unlike CHRIST, Creeper returned, and took after JESUS' example, bringing not peace, but a sword. Like the HOLY SPIRIT, Creeper can move about like a thief in the night, and when he does arrive, he brings the fires of hell to pass judgment on the wicked gallery of sin. Why, I managed to illustrate 2 Peter 3:10 very well to my son using Creeper as an example, and for every soul he collects,HIS faith is that much stronger, and he gains life from them, in the same way that we gain life from the sacrifice of CHRIST. Although he is far from CHRIST HIMself (Creeper is after all a Mexican), as a stand-in illustration, I believe he is a healthy influence.
  • "Marcie," the devil in disguise! This wretched hag has the gall to resurrect others without once invoking the LORD JESUS CHRIST'S name. Whatever I have said of other characters, this I say now, she is doubtless the most sinful character in any media I have ever witnessed, a falsely modest, nasty, two-faced liar who would make Hillary Clinton blush! The most thankful part of this game is that she dies easily when not hiding like a gutless coward behind her brainwashed sin puppets. Marcie is the whore of Babylon, which is shown in the game itself! In the character options, players can play as her true form, witness so that you will not be deceived:
    If your child is so lost that they claim to "main" Marcie, do them a favor and prevent them from playing games until they bear children of their own and can be woken up to the tremendous threat posed by characters like this.
  • "Zenyoda" is really more of the same Boo-duh worship that we got from Benji, except with more ball-slinging and "free Tibet" pinko nonsense. This robot hippie would have you believe that robots "are like, people too, man," and actually experience feelings, or, laughably, might have souls. As a comedian, Zenyoda would be hilarious, but as a character, it is the same tired old sin, now in a similarly tired, rusty old package. What is there to say about him that CHRIST did not say already about the pagans? This floating little devil has one saving grace, that he is so devoid of anything even remotely interesting that only the most stonered of hippy Demonrats would even think to play him.
  • "Gonzo Shimada," an archer with hate in his heart for his brother Benji. While this would increase his standing to me, my son informs me that his only job on the team is to press Q to summon dragons that kill the entire enemy team, so chalk this character up as really just an oriental warlock who exists to promote witchcraft as the answer to all of life's problems. I will laugh when GOD destroys him by turning the great dragons back upon him and ignoring his too-late repentance.
  • "Grindhard," a German sex pervert in what I believe is a 'BDSM' sex suit, who goes on and on about his 'big hammer.' When I played him, at one point after hitting many enemies with it, he even openly states "I am on fire!" and I cannot think of a more apt way for him to state that he is a flaming homosexual into buggery and sadomasochism. What cracks me up is that he states "Do not worry my friends, I am your shield," referring to condoms, and then says later that his "shield is giving out," at which point it breaks and his team is flooded with damage, clearly representing AIDS. Even when sinners are confronted with the reality of the situation, they still cannot see past the elements of the parable.
  • "Sintown," the talking ape who gave Tracey her time-changing gear. He jumps around, much like an evolutionist jumps from lie to lie to try to confuse Christians, and puts down temporary bubble shields, like how the public school system shields children from the truth that GOD created all things! Sintown is the epitome of the modern scientist or professor: AGODless monkey without a clue who acts as an enabler for his leftist thug buddies in Overwatch. It is a good thing for him that in the world of Overwatch the Bible seems not to exist, or else Sintown might have to admit that his inventions are goofy affronts to CHRIST and that his weapon is mediocre at best. As the Overwatch players say, "No aim, no brain, Sintown main."
  • "Sinnetra," an autistic dot Indian who, like the monkey before her, has what she is right in her name, is a Hin-doo who creates portals to hell that her team can pass through, and little imp-like 'sentries' that shoot wicked gouts of hellfire to slow, weaken, and ultimately kill her enemies, passersby, small animals, Christians, bugs, you name it. Two of her 'custom skins' are really just Hin-doo goddess outfits, there really is nothing negative I can say about her that will make you dislike her less than actually watching someone play as her. She is obsessed with order, probably because in India they lack order, electricity, and basic plumbing, and although she talks about 'hard light constructs' all the time, that light comes straight from the lake of fire.
  • "Soldier '66," a Vietnam war veteran whom I believe was struck blind by GOD for his arrogance, this former hero decided to turn his back on America and was in fact the former leader of Overwatch. It seems that he went from fighting against communism to fighting for it, all in a matter of decades, much like how Moses was not allowed to enter the promised land, or how in his old age, King Solomon turned his back on the LORD. Soldier '66 sees everything with his wicked digital eyes, except for the truth of CHRIST.
  • "Castiron," an old military robot who now believes in nature worship and will lead your children to pantheism and wicca, all for Castiron granting them a brief moment of fame. You see, whoever plays Castiron automatically is what is known as the "player of the game," to be celebrated and given accolades at the end of each level, for having the foresight and lack of scruples to actually choose Castiron. Even among sinners, choosing him is a sign of slothful vanity.
  • "Lucifo," a Brazilian slumlord (and likely transsexual) who peddles electronic dance music to the children who play the game. If this game has a pimp of sin, Lucifo, like his namesake, fits the bill. Lucifo has two abilities to help his team. The first is "Speed Boost," in which he gives amphetamines to his fellow players so that they will go faster. The second is "Healing Boost," where he gives 'his jam' (yuck!) to other players all equally, promoting communism, free love, loose sex, and looser morals, to say nothing of the very probable miscegenation that occurred to make him, since he has no Brazilian accent whatsoever.
  • "Mickey," a tobacco-smoking cowboy with a belt buckle reading 'BAMF,' meaning "Bad *** mother ******," which sounds bad enough when it simply means a mother who does not raise her children with love and discipline, but I assure you is far worse when you know what the 'A' and 'F' stand for (hint: they are both cuss words). Mickey likes to fan himself with a hammer, I can only assume Grindhard's from earlier, meaning he is the 'bottom' to Grindhard's 'top.' I remember a time when American cowboys were men to look up to, but to see how far we have fallen really brings tears to my eyes.
  • Lastly there is a hero--more like zero--not shown here, "Annie," Sarah's mother, who originally taught her how to worship the goofy old idols of Egypt that the Pharaoh was so into when he tried to prevent GOD'S chosen people (well, at the time) from leaving. This old cyclopic crone fires darts of vaccines at her teammates, increasing their levels of autism so that they will ignore injury. Those same vaccines cause damage to her opponents who are mentally healthy, until at last the damage from vaccines becomes so great that they succumb to it. She can also throw pain medication like the kind given to pregnant women at her opponents to cause them to fall into a deep and unwholesome catatonic state, likely in the hopes that the liberal government will pull the plug. Her greatest attack is to 'nanoboost' a character, where she pumps them full of party drugs like PCP, caffeine, and ritalin to make them "trip out" all over her enemies and to make them sexually aroused enough to ignore CHRIST'S word.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-02-2016, 09:04 AM

im sorry to tell you but in the overwatch universe, god doesnt exist. also what it means by hitting his jam synmetra doesnt create portals to hell but portals to other locations on the map with her technology. also mercy being able to revive is because she radiates restorative power to revive her dead allies. Mercy is not the devil because she heals people. That is a good deed to human society and her teammates. genji is a cyborg because he was cut down by his brother for disobeying the clan. in order to save his life, mercy made a cyborg suite for genji. hanzo summons SPIRITUAL dragons because of he is from the shimada bloodline. If you didnt know winston is a common name for people on this planet. Pharah mercy is when pharah and mercy combo together in a battle. Pharah does the damage while mercy heals her because she could stay up in the aitr with her. This does not promote lesbian. You are extremely stupid(stupid is nto a bad word) and stop spreading propaganda and step forward in the real world
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im sorry to tell you but in the overwatch universe, god doesnt exist...
Now why would any Christian be comfortable, let alone happy, with their children being exposed to that?

Have you ever read the Bible? You don't seem to understand Christianity very well, and it would help if you're going to talk to these people.


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im sorry to tell you but in the overwatch universe, god doesnt exist. also what it means by hitting his jam synmetra doesnt . . . [pointless details] Pharah does the damage while mercy heals her because she could stay up in the aitr with her. This does not promote lesbian. . .

You are exceptionally well versed in your little pretense of a game, why can't you apply some of that focus to the Bible?



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Trust me, we are not the stupid ones, here. And your admonishment to us that we "step forward into the real world" is the very definition of irony.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-02-2016, 04:15 PM

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im sorry to tell you but in the overwatch universe, god doesnt exist. also what it means by hitting his jam synmetra doesnt create portals to hell but portals to other locations on the map with her technology. also mercy being able to revive is because she radiates restorative power to revive her dead allies. Mercy is not the devil because she heals people. That is a good deed to human society and her teammates. genji is a cyborg because he was cut down by his brother for disobeying the clan. in order to save his life, mercy made a cyborg suite for genji. hanzo summons SPIRITUAL dragons because of he is from the shimada bloodline. If you didnt know winston is a common name for people on this planet. Pharah mercy is when pharah and mercy combo together in a battle. Pharah does the damage while mercy heals her because she could stay up in the aitr with her. This does not promote lesbian. You are extremely stupid(stupid is nto a bad word) and stop spreading propaganda and step forward in the real world
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-02-2016, 04:31 PM

How about you let people play the game? There's something called "OTHER RELIGIONS" we also have freedom of religion in this country
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-02-2016, 04:57 PM

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How about you let people play the game? There's something called "OTHER RELIGIONS" we also have freedom of religion in this country

You misunderstand both our mission and the word of God, friend.

The Lord has given you free will. Though He wields all power, He is content to allow you to make your own decisions. He has laid out the rules clearly and concisely in His bestseller, The Holy Bible (KJV). It is made clear that there are many directions in life, but there are really only two paths. Accepting Jesus and living the life the Lord has laid out is a narrow and rocky path, but it leads to Paradise. All other roads lead to Hell.

Similarly, we do not attempt to prevent you from doing what you want to do, unless you are about to attempt a violent crime or are engaged in sorcery or some similar atrocity. We simply attempt to apprise you of the results of your behavior. The actual decision of whether you go to Heaven or Hell is up to you. Choose wisely.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-02-2016, 04:59 PM

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The Founding Fathers never meant to include superstitious Catholics, greedy Jews, Negroidal religions, silly witch-play, or fuffy-bunny Christian-lite (never did they imagine our nation overtaken by dirty Muslims!), but for True Christians™ only. Our freedom stops where your invoking Satan begins, ergo, games like these ought to be banned.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-02-2016, 06:03 PM

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im sorry to tell you but in the overwatch universe, god doesnt exist.
Need I even say more than this? Don't be sorry, you single-handedly just proved my point, Overwatch is a game by atheists for the purposes of converting Christians. Too bad for them GOD actually does exist in the real world where things have consequences.

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Wrong, Sinestro creates portals through hell in order to move her rotten sinner friends into gated Christian communities when they're not allowed inside to spread their filth. That she uses it for battle doesn't mean she isn't using witchcraft. Look at Reptar, the game's hero, who only needs his faith in GOD to move from one place to another. He even says "repositioning" when he does, as he is changing people's positions about CHRIST!


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also mercy being able to revive is because she radiates restorative power to revive her dead allies. Mercy is not the devil because she heals people. That is a good deed to human society and her teammates.
Mary's powers of resurrection are no more than necromancy and fornication with the wicked powers of the Earth. May GOD destroy her before she destroys America's lust-burdened youth! All good things must come from GOD, not from man. Did you even see the picture?


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genji is a cyborg because he was cut down by his brother for disobeying the clan. in order to save his life, mercy made a cyborg suite for genji. hanzo summons SPIRITUAL dragons because of he is from the shimada bloodline.
This sounds like a load of Chinese hokum. Spiritual war needs to be made against warlocks.


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Who?


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Pharah mercy is when pharah and mercy combo together in a battle. Pharah does the damage while mercy heals her because she could stay up in the aitr with her. This does not promote lesbian.
So two lesbians get high together and you're telling me it doesn't promote sodomy? What planet do you live on?


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You're in GOD's world now, son. I'm getting this game banned here in Freehold with GOD as my witness and advocate and from there, this game's ban will spread throughout the Christian world as parents wake up. Say goodbye to your wretched little game, our children will receive better!


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-02-2016, 08:53 PM

I have never played this game and I never plan to, but I totally support having this pile of filth banned.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-02-2016, 08:55 PM

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There's also something called hell, you'll we for yourself at this rate. How about you let us raise our children in a righteous way? Even though the founding fathers envisioned a beautiful country free of the sweaty taint of sin, where proud Christian men could do the hard work of rebuking the devil, sin managed to slip into the bill of rights. You can't hide behind the laws of man when the laws of GOD tell us you're an unrepentant apostate addicted to a game which is mostly sin?


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Love Jesus a game called doom - 11-02-2016, 09:51 PM

You guys should put attention to a nasty and horrible game called doom. This game is promoted by satan himself
It is about hell and there is demons. You yourself are a evil robot man who is gay. This game should be banned because of these reasons.
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Default Re: a game called doom - 11-02-2016, 09:57 PM

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You guys should put attention to a nasty and horrible game called doom. This game is promoted by satan himself...
Even thought the game is about defeating him?

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...It is about hell and there is demons...
Which you kill (or try to). How is that bad from a Christian perspective?

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...You yourself are a evil robot man who is gay...
Uh, "space marine", not "evil robot man". No sex content that I remember, maybe you could refresh my memory?

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Sure, let's see you try to come up with one.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-02-2016, 10:18 PM

Is this overwatch thing a new addon for Wow?
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Jesus Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-03-2016, 12:16 AM

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The Founding Fathers never meant to include superstitious Catholics, greedy Jews, Negroidal religions, silly witch-play, or fuffy-bunny Christian-lite (never did they imagine our nation overtaken by dirty Muslims!), but for True Christians™ only. Our freedom stops where your invoking Satan begins, ergo, games like these ought to be banned.
So you are saying Jesus was greedy. Since he was jewish it would not make sense of you to say that. Are you sick??


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-03-2016, 12:33 AM

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So you are saying Jesus was greedy. Since he was jewish it would not make sense of you to say that. Are you sick??
You're confused, dear. Our dear pastor has a sermon all about this:

Jesus Is Not A Joo!

I mean, really. You think the Lord incarnate, the Son of God, the Redeemer who temporarily died for my sins looked like this?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-03-2016, 12:45 AM

Oh no! It's time to break out the tinfoil hats again! God SAVE me from this EVIL game!
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 11-03-2016, 12:51 AM

What the fu<k is wrong with you? No, seriously. THOUSANDS of our soldiers died to eradicate nazi scum like you. You seriously need to end yourself. Now.
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