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Rebuke Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 07-18-2016, 03:45 PM

What is "Pokémon Go"?

It is a video game. It is played by young susceptible youths worldwide. It is a heavily advertised product that has engaged the minds of countless of millions of children and susceptible youths. They are spending hundreds of hours playing this game. During these hours they are neglecting the one thing that matters.

The Bible. Jesus.

What does this "Pokémon" mean?


It is a Japanese product derived from the mongrel language of theirs, a corruption of Pure American. Originally, the name of the game was "Poketto Monsutā" or "pocket monster" in American. A pocket monster?! -> A poorly disguised euphemism for a tallywhacker. This fictional universe includes TV series and games and it is part of the homosexual agenda as evidenced by this image that was produced by an innocent random search with the word "Pokémon".




What about this "Pokémon Go" then?

First we must remember that the original name of the game was the "Poketto Monsutā", thus, the name we should be scrutinizing is actually "Poketto Monsutā Go".

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Moose -> bestiality! Gut -> rectum -> sodomy, the active partner on the top. I dare not say more!

What do the gamers actually do while playing? It is a game that causes unprecedented havoc in every major city of the world. The players must use their telephones to track down the movement of these demons that are called the "Pokémon". They must actually travel on the Created Earth (Genesis 1:1) and check for a map on their telephone that shows the locations of the demons. Thereafter they must look at God's Creation not with their Created eyes (Genesis 1:26) but through the telephone that shows the demons invisible to the naked eye. By throwing a poke ball they can capture the demon. Seems simple and capturing demons is OK, isn't it?

No, it isn't!

This is what the poking demons look like.


Is the capturing of the demons appropriate?! It would be if it stopped at that but it doesn't! Jesus has told us to look for suspicious behaviors!

Matthew 12:43-45
When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none.


Instead, the victims of this game look for more and more demons. Apparently they actually cause possession. Instead of casting out demons, these people collect them! The effects have been devastating! For instance, a young person was hit by a car whilst playing "Pokémon Go". A tremendous accident took place when a man stopped on a highway to poke ball with a "Pokémon".



Luke 10:41-42
And Jesus answered and said unto her, Martha, Martha, thou art careful and troubled about many things: But one thing is needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her.


Conclusion #1. A useless game, potentially very hazardous as possession is inevitable, major threat to law and order, distracts young susceptible youths away from the one thing that is needful: Bible Study!

Who designed this!??

Now things get interesting. We all know about the Mark of the Beast, a visible sign on those who have chosen to worship the Enemy, Satan, instead of Jesus! We're accustomed to thinking that it will be displayed on their foreheads. But will it?!

Revelation 13:16-18
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:


Foreheads? Yes, a possibility but NOT THE ONLY ONE! IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE THAT THE MARK OF THE BEAST WILL APPEAR IN THE RIGHT HAND!! Lo! "Pokémon Go Plus"! A device to be held in the right hand or the wrist!




Everyone is playing this. The sales have been staggering!
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But Pokemon Go hit a 10.81% daily user penetration level four days after its US debut.

This number is so astonishing it’s difficult for many industry people to even wrap their minds around. It’s worth noting that this is an incredibly lucrative game , topping $2 million a day revenue generation rate in US market according to some vendors I interviewed.
First it was "poking balls" (a very poorly disguised euphemism to homersexual sex acts of rubbing the male gonads together with another male). Now it is "user penetration" - no longer are they even trying to disguise their true intent.

Behold! This is the mark of the Beast.



Revelation 20:4 - And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and [I saw] the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received [his] mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.

Warn those with the mark as soon as humanly possible. Never ever wear this mark yourselves. Punish severely any children or women who succumb to this. Trust Jesus! He will smite those who play this game. They will wither in Hell for Ever and Ever (Revelation 20:3). Praise God!




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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 07-19-2016, 02:45 PM

You have opened my eyes, it trully is the mark of the beast! This game should be outlawed and banished from our lands!

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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 07-20-2016, 07:30 AM

I see no piffleing problem with letting people do what they want. piffle you haters for refusing to let people be happy. This app gives people with mental illness (who are cherished and loved by God, unlike you bigoted pieces of piffleboy, Midwestern-white Americana) a chance to be productive and gain friendships, that they otherwise can't because of the crippling fear.

Shame on all of you haters. I hope God convicts all of you of your idiotic slander.

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I see no ***expletive removed*** problem with letting people do what they want. piffle you haters for refusing to let people be happy. This app gives people with mental illness (who are cherished and loved by God, unlike you bigoted pieces of piffleboy, Midwestern-white Americana) a chance to be productive and gain friendships, that they otherwise can't because of the crippling fear.

Shame on all of you haters. I hope God convicts all of you of your idiotic slander.

Bless you.
Young Lady,

If I may, I would like to deconstruct your argument here:
  • Everyone should be allowed to do what they want (including wannabe killers, Catholic child-molesters, Bhagwan-worshipers who planted Salmonella in salad bars and acquired dozens of Rolls-Royces for their false prophet (Mark 13:22), those dedicated to consuming only the meats of endangered species, etc., etc.). You have no problem with letting these people do what they want.
  • The exception to this is the community of True Christians™ who should not be allowed to tell the World the Only Way to Eternal Life, Jesus, and warn them against all kinds of harmful, seductive influences that prevent them from gaining the VIP Entry Ticket to the Backstage of God, Heaven! You have lots of problems with letting us do what we want, saving souls from Hell (John 3:18).
After some reconsideration, you will probably say that "you didn't mean that everyone should do everything they want to" and restrict this to "activities that do not harm others". Well. this "Pokémon Go" has been proven to be extremely hazardous with all the traffic accidents and injured people. At the moment, thousands have been maimed for life because of this, we're expecting millions of casualties in the near future unless Jesus intervenes and smites the players of this game (Luke 19:27).

As for the appropriate treatment of mental patients (retards, Downians, depressed, sodomites), God is Loving and Merciful (Jonah 4:2) and He's provided the perfect cure for all these revolting diseases! Prayer!

Matthew 8:16
When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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