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Rebuke Assassin's Creed: Anti-Jesus and Anti-Christian Science - 05-16-2017, 01:04 PM

While the game Assassin's Creed has been out for some time, it has sinister undertones that should not be swept under the carpet, but rather should be exposed for the devilish lies that run throughout its awesome graphics and intuitive game play:


In the game, they introduce a weapon known as the Pieces of Eden. They use this weapon to brainwash and control the people. At one point in the game, they actually reveal that the Pieces of Eden is the Word of God – the Bible. It is used in the game to deceive and control mindless people.


The game also says that the Red Sea was never parted and that Moses used the Pieces of Eden to lead the people. In a reference to the New Testament, it says that the water was never turned into wine and it shows Jesus on the cross holding a Piece of Eden.
In another layer of the game, the opponent is the Pope who says that he took the position to gain power and that he doesn’t believe in the Bible because it’s just a book written by men and is full of lies and superstitions.


Throughout AC1 and AC2, Christians, the Bible and God/Jesus are mocked and ridiculed. They discredit George Washington and most things patriotic. With millions and millions of copies of this game being sold to our young people, they are the ones being brainwashed by the video game into rejecting God, Jesus and the Bible. For all intent and purpose, the game might as well be called Satan’s Creed as such vile lies can only come from him. I think it is time True Christians™ speak out even louder about the video industry - even to the point of demanding that they are banned forever. Let's put the communist owned Sony and the lesbian dictated Nintender and Sega Genesis, their most recent foray into interactive entertainment, out of business. No more X-Box or PlayStation with their nudity and violence. No more Game Boy. But back to Assassin's Creed we must go:


Some of the dialogue from this vile "game:"


“Scientist: “Anyone can write a book and they can put whatever they want on its pages. Anything! Use to be we thought the world was flat.”
Desmond Miles: “Some people still do.”
Scientist: “Yes. And they publish books about it. Or that the moon landing was a hoax. I believe that there’s also a book that claims that world was created in seven days. A best seller too.”
Desmond Miles: “Where’s this going doc?”
Scientist: “The point I suppose is that you shouldn’t trust everything you hear, everything you read.”


People! This is placing the Word of God on trial! When Jesus sat down and told Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John what to write, He knew that Assassin's Creed would be coming against Him, but oh, our Bible is a two-edged sword and is going to win any battle that others try to wage against it.


Our Lord Jesus didn't spend His childhood in front of the TV, mindlessly pushing buttons and performing special moves! He didn't need a controller to work His miracles. Well, we don't know much about what Jesus did as a kid but we do know He wasn't playing Space Invaders or Tron. Neither should we allow children and teens and young adults and adults to waste time on electric games like this. Landover is a powerful church. Let's start our own war - and bring Christ's Name before the people in triumph.


Time is short (Rev. 22:12). What will YOU say when Jesus asks you, "What did you do to defeat the video game industry?"


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Default Re: Assassin's Creed: Anti-Jesus and Anti-Christian Science - 05-17-2017, 02:42 PM

Time to step up those prayers. I just read that Assassin's Creed 4 is being developed right now - and one of the characters claims to be "stronger than any deity." May God have mercy.


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I love Ass Creed, you get to ***potty language and violent expression removed*** jesus loving english men.
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whats this 2014? AC 4 has been out for years you dumbass
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whats this 2014? AC 4 has been out for years you dumbass
You wanted evidence? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin%27s_Creed_IV:_Black_Flag
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Our Lord Jesus didn't spend His childhood in front of the TV, mindlessly pushing buttons and performing special moves! He didn't need a controller to work His miracles. Well, we don't know much about what Jesus did as a kid but we do know He wasn't playing Space Invaders or Tron. Neither should we allow children and teens and young adults and adults to waste time on electric games like this. Landover is a powerful church. Let's start our own war - and bring Christ's Name before the people in triumph.

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so wikipedia is not reliable enough to tell you when the game came out? then check all your sources you will find 2013
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so wikipedia is not reliable enough to tell you when the game came out? then check all your sources you will find 2013
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You seem a bit slow so allow me to spell it out: True Christians™ at Landover refer to one source: the KJV. You should read it, then make your argument.

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so wikipedia is not reliable enough to tell you when the game came out? then check all your sources you will find 2013
I found the number 2013 but what does it mean!? As it is obvious that Jesus called you here to learn, this figure must be connected to the Holy Bible.

If we remember that the Bible has approximately 31,102 verses, we can divide this figure with 2013 and we get 31,102/2013= 15.4505712866, about 15.45. It is a verse.

1 Corinthians 15:45
And so it is written, The first man Adam was made a living soul; the last Adam was made a quickening spirit.


The Last Adam in Jesus. It is His signature. Your obsession with the number 2013 gets an explanation. It is Jesus calling you. Now you must be ready to accept Him!


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Default Re: Assassin's Creed: Anti-Jesus and Anti-Christian Science - 06-18-2017, 06:53 PM

I don't even play that game because the graphics is crappy, the story line is pointless and all you do there is do quest like a farmville game and a waste of money and time which you can just donate it to charity or buy macdonald french fries and do human stuffs like exercise, be social and go to church and pray to God you need help. (I hate mc burger, chicken nuggets and cafe or lazy coffee mixture)
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I found the number 2013 but what does it mean!? As it is obvious that Jesus called you here to learn, this figure must be connected to the Holy Bible.

If we remember that the Bible has approximately 31,102 verses, we can divide this figure with 2013 and we get 31,102/2013= 15.4505712866, about 15.45. It is a verse.

1 Corinthians 15:45
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The Last Adam in Jesus. It is His signature. Your obsession with the number 2013 gets an explanation. It is Jesus calling you. Now you must be ready to accept Him!


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You seem a bit slow so allow me to spell it out: True Christians™ at Landover refer to one source: the KJV. You should read it, then make your argument.

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Bible Re: Assassin's Creed: Anti-Jesus and Anti-Christian Science - 06-19-2017, 08:16 AM

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NO NO NO AND NO, if you could read back you would know i am talking about when it came out
It's not about you, dear child! No need to go back but to look forward to Salvation! You just think that you're talking about dates and years AD. In the reality of Jesus, you are, however, answering to His Call by visiting and commenting on His Favorite Forum. He is calling you, you know! He is reaching out for you! YOU!

John 15:16
Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

You came forth! You visited us and chose to start commenting. Your remaining demons of your lower gastrointestinal tract are still making you post impolite comments, but that is as irrelevant as the year when this silly game was constructed. You've answering the Call of Jesus and you may one day bring forth fruit!

1 Timothy 2:9
Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,


Jesus has His own purposes. It always baffles me why He calls barely pubescent gamer-males almost as eagerly as the next Papist "Priest". But please, rest assured that He most definitely has a plan for you and your slight obsession with the dates and times of this make-belief game will eventually add to His Glory. You're a living testimony of the Awesome Powers of Jesus Christ!



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welp i have one BIG problem with you, you only, you tell yourself how good you are and how you are a True Christian, but did you ever check those red cubes at the right hand side upper corner of your posts?
Mr. Roland most definitely is not a True Christian™ but nor does he claim to be. He is an idolater (1 Kings 21:26) and his hopes for salvation are meager. Jesus is, however, extremely Merciful (Jonah 4:2), so we tolerate Mr. Roland's kind over here as long as he remains polite. It is quite feasible that one day our Love will reach him and he realizes that his only hope is in Jesus (Psalms 130:7)!

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Default Re: Assassin's Creed: Anti-Jesus and Anti-Christian Science - 06-19-2017, 08:21 AM

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It's not about you, dear child! No need to go back but to look forward to Salvation! You just think that you're talking about dates and years AD. In the reality of Jesus, you are, however, answering to His Call by visiting and commenting on His Favorite Forum. He is calling you, you know! He is reaching out for you! YOU!

John 15:16
Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

You came forth! You visited us and chose to start commenting. Your remaining demons of your lower gastrointestinal tract are still making you post impolite comments, but that is as irrelevant as the year when this silly game was constructed. You've answering the Call of Jesus and you may one day bring forth fruit!

1 Timothy 2:9
Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,


Jesus has His own purposes. It always baffles me why He calls barely pubescent gamer-males almost as eagerly as the next Papist "Priest". But please, rest assured that He most definitely has a plan for you and your slight obsession with the dates and times of this make-belief game will eventually add to His Glory. You're a living testimony of the Awesome Powers of Jesus Christ!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer
welp this is the first "friendly" comment i have seen in a while and thanks for not being a complete dickhead, but what if a refuse salvation? what if i don't want to go to heaven?i rather die with my friends than die alone in the end and this is my life choice.
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Jesus Re: Assassin's Creed: Anti-Jesus and Anti-Christian Science - 06-19-2017, 08:37 AM

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welp this is the first "friendly" comment i have seen in a while and thanks for not being a complete dickhead, but what if a refuse salvation? what if i don't want to go to heaven?i rather die with my friends than die alone in the end and this is my life choice.
Going to Heaven is independent of the entourage when you die. If you obey Jesus and follow His commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13) and have Faith in Him (John 3:16-18), you can have Life Eternal regardless of the manner of dying or of the people present. Heaven is the nicer alternative as it has treasures, no corruption nor robbery!

Matthew 6:20
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:


This Corporeal Life on Earth is not totally irrelevant. Your chances to get into Heaven are the better the more hardship and unhappiness you suffer over here.

John 12:25
He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

The alternative (and the only alternative) is the Bottomless Pit.

Matthew 13:42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

This means that if video games give you pleasure, they might even give you happiness, and eventually they can make you Love your Life in this world - Surely, you don't want that now that you know better!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Assassin's Creed: Anti-Jesus and Anti-Christian Science - 06-19-2017, 08:50 AM

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Going to Heaven is independent of the entourage when you die. If you obey Jesus and follow His commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13) and have Faith in Him (John 3:16-18), you can have Life Eternal regardless of the manner of dying or of the people present. Heaven is the nicer alternative as it has treasures, no corruption nor robbery!

Matthew 6:20
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:


This Corporeal Life on Earth is not totally irrelevant. Your chances to get into Heaven are the better the more hardship and unhappiness you suffer over here.

John 12:25
He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

The alternative (and the only alternative) is the Bottomless Pit.

Matthew 13:42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

This means that if video games give you pleasure, they might even give you happiness, and eventually they can make you Love your Life in this world - Surely, you don't want that now that you know better!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer
yep heaven sounds good and all but i am not doing that praying thing cause its wierd and not for me so imma just take a long break before starting a comment war again
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Default Re: Assassin's Creed: Anti-Jesus and Anti-Christian Science - 06-19-2017, 08:59 AM

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yep heaven sounds good and all but i am not doing that praying thing cause its wierd and not for me so imma just take a long break before starting a comment war again
and i dont wanna stop playing video games, i play them now i played them when i was a kid, i almost play everyday, and its really fun i can chat with my friends, roleplay, if i wanna go to space, i can with videogames they are really awesome!
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Cross Re: Assassin's Creed: Anti-Jesus and Anti-Christian Science - 06-19-2017, 09:48 AM

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and i dont wanna stop playing video games, i play them now i played them when i was a kid, i almost play everyday, and its really fun i can chat with my friends, roleplay, if i wanna go to space, i can with videogames they are really awesome!
Of course you want to do all these things but, as in the quote by Jesus that I referred to earlier (John 12:25), Jesus does not want you to have fun.

You should understand that this life is in essence just a tool for recruitment. Jesus is recruiting but so is Satan. This is understandable, as the people Jesus chooses are the ones He'll be spending the eternity with, and you wouldn't want to do that with anybody. This recruitment is like a job interview that lasts your whole life. But, Praise God, the interview can go very, very badly and still be overturned at a crucial moment of choosing Jesus.

2 Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.


If you really want to go into the transfirmamental (Genesis 1:6) Ocean that you call space, you best chance is to stay with Jesus! There you can fun with all your new friends (if you current ones fail the interview), do all the fun and games you wish, and feast with Jesus (Revelation 19:9).

What do you get when to subtract the 70+ years of corporeal life from∞? -10 = ∞ ! This means that the enjoyment of this life, friends, rousing discussions, good food, travel, excitement, etc. have no significance whatsoever. No matter how much you would hate this life, you would not even care after some quadrillions of years in Heaven.

That is why all these video games are harmful. They are the Tools of Recruitment by Satan. The Recruitment Strategies of Jesus are, for example, suffering (John 12:25), discarding useless relatives (Luke 14:26), and avoidance of demanding some petty "Human Rights" (Matthew 5:39).


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Help me SAVE THE WORLD and find NEW SOLDIERS for Jesus!
Follow my adventures in Godless France: Day 1 (cavities), Day 2 (cat licks), Day 3 (Turd of France), Day 4 (Answered prayers).
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The TRUTH about 'homeopathy'.
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