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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-18-2012, 01:21 PM

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This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

How much do you guys think I could get for her?

She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

God Bless,
Levi

is she still for sale?

i would like to help release a burden of a fellow christian, I live in Australia so we seem to be in guidance of the good book

Leviticus 25:44-46
As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you. You may also buy from among the strangers who sojourn with you and their clans that are with you, who have been born in your land, and they may be your property. You may bequeath them to your sons after you to inherit as a possession forever. You may make slaves of them, but over your brothers the people of Israel you shall not rule, one over another ruthlessly.


Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 12-18-2012, 08:28 PM

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is she still for sale?

i would like to help release a burden of a fellow christian, I live in Australia so we seem to be in guidance of the good book

Leviticus 25:44-46
As for your male and female slaves whom you may have: you may buy male and female slaves from among the nations that are around you. You may also buy from among the strangers who sojourn with you and their clans that are with you, who have been born in your land, and they may be your property. You may bequeath them to your sons after you to inherit as a possession forever. You may make slaves of them, but over your brothers the people of Israel you shall not rule, one over another ruthlessly.


EXODUS 21
20-21
And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
see also vv 26, 27
26 And if a man smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye's sake.
27 And if he smite out his manservant's tooth, or his maidservant's tooth; he shall let him go free for his tooth's sake.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 01-30-2013, 06:25 PM

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This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

How much do you guys think I could get for her?

She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

God Bless,
Levi
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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 01-30-2013, 06:47 PM

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 01-30-2013, 08:21 PM

Forgive me if I am speaking out of turn, but this situation has been going on for some time now, Brother. Given that your daughter is no longer in the first blush of her youth, it may be time to think about discounting the merchandise.

The eggs have been sitting on the shelf for nearly three years after all, and she only has about 30 more reliable years of child bearing ability ahead of her.


All the best to you, of course. And I will be keeping you and your financial concerns in my prayers.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 01-31-2013, 02:32 AM

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Forgive me if I am speaking out of turn, but this situation has been going on for some time now, Brother. Given that your daughter is no longer in the first blush of her youth, it may be time to think about discounting the merchandise.

The eggs have been sitting on the shelf for nearly three years after all, and she only has about 30 more reliable years of child bearing ability ahead of her.


All the best to you, of course. And I will be keeping you and your financial concerns in my prayers.


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These are very good points, I wonder if it is an idea to put substandard girls in the care of good unmarried Christian women so they can be instructed in the ways of a decent woman? It may increase their value, and possibly be a diversion for fruitless Christian women.


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 01-31-2013, 07:59 AM

I am not interested in becoming a nanny. However given the reported successes of Russians selling daughters over here, as "brides" (whatever a communist would know about that), they may be running short of wives for themselves. I have just hung the washing out; now it is raining.

..where was I -- oh, yes. Perhaps an advertisement in the Russian press would yield results?
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 01-31-2013, 08:12 AM

Is she still available? How much did you get for her?

I hope you are living a better life now with the help of selling your daughter.
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I am not interested in becoming a nanny. However given the reported successes of Russians selling daughters over here, as "brides" (whatever a communist would know about that), they may be running short of wives for themselves. I have just hung the washing out; now it is raining.

..where was I -- oh, yes. Perhaps an advertisement in the Russian press would yield results?

What a marvellous idea! With all of the Godless men in Australia alone importing Russian brides, the men of Russia must have next to no women left!


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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-01-2013, 07:44 AM

Thank you guys for your concern, but we are holding out for a better offer in light of certain facts.


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Why would Christians be interested in a high priestesshood of Eve, through whom all humanity is polluted?
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But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
8-9 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.

God spells it out:

LEVITICUS 12
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And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days;
4-5 ..she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled. But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.

The wretched mother is toxic for 2˝ months

I TIMOTHY 2
13
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
KJV . look up

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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-22-2013, 03:56 PM

Today your daughter's turn . Maybe tomorrow is your wife's turn?

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Just because Mrs Portway raises swine is no reason to call her "a pig" where are your manners.
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Default Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for? - 02-25-2013, 09:06 AM

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For nothing, because she's not an object
That's not very respectful.
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That's not very respectful.
Really? And what about the respect that poor girl deserves? Maybe her father give her the life and raised her, but he has no right to treat her like and object that can be sold, that girtl must be in school, having friends, learning things important for her life to she can have a good future

Marriage is something beautiful, something we must see as a bond of love, not as a bussiness, ok? And I hope you understand that what the guy is doing is a crime
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