What Is 'The Trump of God?'
The Trumps of the Tribulation are the trumps of angels delivering the JUDGMENTS of God's WRATH.
[Don't blame Trump for being nasty and divisive, he's just doing his job!]
There are two FUNCTIONS of Trumpets:1.
1. the Trumpet call to war
2. the Trumpet call to assembly
Trump will bomb the S*** out of anyone who makes fun of his small hands and stubby fingers.
Trump rallies are yuuuuge! And not just Trump supporters are there, opponents and/or punching bags are there too.
IV. The Last Trump Will Cover the Seven Years of Tribulation:
The trumpet of Israel announced God's dealings with Israel over a long period of time. So, the last trump will announce God's dealings with Israel over the seven years of Tribulation. This is why Zephaniah 1:14- 16 speaks of "A day of the trumpet", meaning the period of the trumpet.
It also means the announcement of the gathering of Israel from among the nations (Isaiah 27:13; Matthew 24:31). It means wrath for the rest of the world (Joel 3:1,2,16 with Hebrews 12:26), and tribulation for the Jews (Zephaniah 1:4,12), in the sound of the trumpet (See: Zechariah 9:14-16).
7 years is the length of a Presidential administration, minus the re-election campaigning season.
"wrath for the rest of the world" perfectly sums up Trump's trade policy, and his policy on anyone who makes fun of his stubby fingers. "tribulation for the Jews" is already happening, more than 3/4 of Jews are Democrats and Trump is a 5/4 of a tribulation for them!
Concerning the sounding of the seventh trumpet by the seventh angel, God said, “the nations will be angry” (Rev. 11:18).
The Mexican president dropped the f-bomb (the only bomb Mexico has) regarding paying for The Great Wall of Trump. Many of those furious anti-Trump protesters are foreign illegals.
Notice, that the voice of the trumpet was exceeding loud.
Trump is basically shouting all the time.
There are lots of trumpets in the bible. They:
Regulate the journeys of the children of Israel. [Boots on the ground in whoever mocks his tiny hands]
Call assemblies. [Yuuuge Trump rallies.]
Blow over the sacrifices on the feast day. [the other candidates were like lambs to the slaughter].
Blow at all religious processions and ceremonies. [Trump is a grandioseshowman, expect lots of parades.]
Assemble the people to war. [Bomb the s*** out of tinyhand-mockers]
Sound for a memorial when the people went into battle. [There will be casualties.]
Proclaim kings. [Trump is not a politician, he is a KING].
Give alarm in cases of danger. [More alarmed about Muslims than other candidates].
Announce miracles being performed
Trump's victory is a miracle, just ask any political expert: