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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-14-2013, 09:44 PM

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I was going to put a Wiener into my hotdog and then eat it. Anybody who thinks of anything but food in this contex surely has unchristian sex phantasies.
How am I not surprised to hear that you have some unfoodlike context for "putting wiener in your hotdog"
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-14-2013, 09:56 PM

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No, you are not serious. You can't be.
You are mistaken. I am as serious as the fires of Hell.

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Ireland once dominated the world's market for whiskey, producing 90% of the world's whiskey at the start of the 20th century. However, since they started to drink all the whiskey themselves, this market share fell to a mere 2% by the mid-20th century!
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Where do you get those statistics from, men? I'd really like to see a source
I use something called "the Internet". You should try it one of these days.

Just look at the 5th paragraph of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireland#Food_and_drink

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Ireland once dominated the world's market for whiskey, producing 90% of the world's whiskey at the start of the 20th century. However, as a consequence of bootleggers during the prohibition in the United States (who sold poor-quality whiskey bearing Irish-sounding names thus eroding the pre-prohibition popularity for Irish brands)[180] and tariffs on Irish whiskey across the British Empire during the Anglo-Irish Trade War of the 1930s,[181] sales of Irish whiskey worldwide fell to a mere 2% by the mid-20th century.[182] In 1953, an Irish government survey, found that 50 per cent of whiskey drinkers in the United States had never heard of Irish whiskey.[183]
As you can see that my facts are exactly the same as those mentioned on Wikipedia. Don't just believe me, click the link and check the facts. That way you can see that EVERYTHING I claim is factual and verifiable.

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And now I am going to have fun with a Wiener (a kind of saussage)
So you are gay. Why am I not surprised...


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-15-2013, 09:40 PM

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I use something called "the Internet". You should try it one of these days.

Just look at the 5th paragraph of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ireland#Food_and_drink

  1. I thought you thought wikipedia was pornography. Just deducing from your thread about Denmark
  2. Since you obiously ARE able to access the country's website, why ado you continue posting the wrong flag?
  3. the rest of your post is of much lower quality then wikipedia, so if you had just copied everything, you would have done a better job
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As you can see that my facts are exactly the same as those mentioned on Wikipedia. Don't just believe me, click the link and check the facts. That way you can see that EVERYTHING I claim is factual and verifiable.

So you are gay. Why am I not surprised...
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-15-2013, 11:17 PM

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Have you considered that I am a woman?
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-16-2013, 08:28 PM

Does God not encourage tolerance? Stupid rednecks.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-16-2013, 08:52 PM

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Does God not encourage tolerance? Stupid rednecks.
Well, does He, hypocritical Catholic?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-16-2013, 08:53 PM

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Well, does He, hypocritical Catholic?
Explain how I'm a hypocrite?
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Explain how I'm a hypocrite?
Hmm, let's see if you can spot it yourself.

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Hmm, let's see if you can spot it yourself.
Well I'm going to hell.
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Your inability to understand and use modern technology speaks volumes.
Yeah, I don't take that too serious from a pedophile who wants to rape his daughter. Are you tool old, too much of a hateful retarded dumbass that no woman wants to piffle you? I mean, I get that.

Besides, your inability to do research speaks a lot about you. The formatting of your signature tells me that you have sense for aesthetics nor for use of finer programs such as LaTeX.


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Well I'm going to hell.
God does not want you to go to Hell, friend.

He didn't go to the trouble of making us and everything else so He could burn us and punish us. He has sent His son Jesus to give us the opportunity to avoid that.

Reject the Roman Pope and accept Jesus. Stop your idol worship. Stop your praying to false saint gods. Come to Him and He will save you from your eternity in Hell.


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Yeah, I don't take that too serious from a pedophile who wants to rape his daughter. Are you tool old, too much of a hateful retarded dumbass that no woman wants to piffle you? I mean, I get that.
I think that your English is so poor that you misunderstood some things.

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Criticizing a very old man on his computer skills, yeah, that's so graceful! You know, most people in his generation can't even turn on a computer.

Do all of you Germans lack respect for the elderly?
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Do all of you Germans lack respect for the elderly?
There is a small faction of Germans with an affinity for the elderly, but that is only because they cannot orgasm without indulging this fetish.

The rest of Germany is more interested in amputees, puffer fish, and shoveling ant hills into their anuses.


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There is a small faction of Germans with an affinity for the elderly, but that is only because they cannot orgasm without indulging this fetish.

The rest of Germany is more interested in amputees, puffer fish, and shoveling ant hills into their anuses.
I am told that the followers of every possible perversion have their own TV shows in Germany, so as to promote their deviance.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 10-17-2013, 07:03 AM

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I think that your English is so poor that you misunderstood some things.

Criticizing a very old man on his computer skills, yeah, that's so graceful! You know, most people in his generation can't even turn on a computer.

Do all of you Germans lack respect for the elderly?
Respect's a funny thing. People always think, they deserve it. The fact is, it is earned. And CrankyOldMan has done nothing to earn my respect and through his posts everything to earn my contempt.


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I think that your English is so poor that you misunderstood some things.

Do all of you Germans lack respect for the elderly?
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668

Don't you dare tell me to have respect for a piece of *** potty language removed *** that posts something like that. Don't you dare!!!


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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=54668 Don't you dare tell me to have respect for a piece of *** potty language removed *** that posts something like that. Don't you dare!!!
Everything in my post there is straight from the Holy Bible. So it is God you are disagreeing with, not me.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Everything in my post there is straight from the Holy Bible. So it is God you are disagreeing with, not me.
Exactly.

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Darling, you should put some soap in your mouth each time you say such things. That might stop you the next time. Also, try substituting some words for others, for example, try saying "fudge," "fudging," or "shoot."

Anyway, why do you hate God and His faithful followers so much? Aren't you atheists supposed to be tolerant, celebrate diversity, all that crap?
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Everything in my post there is straight from the Holy Bible. So it is God you are disagreeing with, not me.
So if I disagree with GOD, but not with you, than it follows logically that you don't agree with GOD. You are no christian, and now you willingly admitted it.

By the way, the part from the old testament you refer to does not say anything about the involvement of GOD. If a GOD approves of such a thing, s/he is a sick, twisted piffle and well deserves to be hated.

Arthur C. Clarke once wrote 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistuingishable from magic'. We master technology pretty quickly and have not yet been stopped. If there is something like this twisted piffle from the old testament who approves of rape and murder of innocnet people, he deserves to be punished. We can already destroy cities through technology, we can create diseases like GOD in the laboratory. If their is something like this ominous being, one day, we will be able to take him/her on.

Until then, I suggest we dispose of such fools who follow whatever is written down on some parchment literally. That they claim they follow the will of the Lord does not make justify it. Wanting do rape his daughter is a serious crrime and like it or not, you have to answer to a secular court. What CrankyOldMan did was provoking raping your daughters. Besides non consentual sex (which is against the law) this also involves sex with children. And even the remotest sign of any such thing is seriously prosecuted by state attourneys. There is a border as to what you can claim to do in the name of GOD and CrankyOldMan with this post, CrankyOldMan has crossed the line. I am seriously considering involving your police.

Good luck rotting in prison, from which you will straight go to hell.


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So if I disagree with GOD, but not with you, than it follows logically that you don't agree with GOD. You are no christian, and now you willingly admitted it.
Your logic seems a bit, um, off. Let me explain it again:

ON THIS FORUM WE FOLLOW WHAT SAYS. IF YOU DISAGREE WITH WHAT YOU SAY THEN YOU DISAGREE WITH

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By the way, the part from the old testament you refer to does not say anything about the involvement of GOD.
All Scripture was inspired by (2 Timothy 3:16).

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If a GOD approves of such a thing, s/he is a sick, twisted piffle and well deserves to be hated.
You'll sing differently when burning in .

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Arthur C. Clarke once wrote 'Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistuingishable from magic'. We master technology pretty quickly and have not yet been stopped. If there is something like this twisted piffle from the old testament who approves of rape and murder of innocnet people, he deserves to be punished. We can already destroy cities through technology, we can create diseases like GOD in the laboratory. If their is something like this ominous being, one day, we will be able to take him/her on.
I have trouble following your logic, again.
Are you saying that:
1. Technology=magic
2. People who follow 's will should be punished.
3. is a disease created in a laboratory???

Out of all of the sick atheist perverts we've seen on this site, you take the crown!

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Until then, I suggest we dispose of such fools who follow whatever is written down on some parchment literally. That they claim they follow the will of the Lord does not make justify it.
You mean that man's law is superior to 's law? I guess that explains why you Germans did what you did during WWII - you just followed the secular law, didn't ya?

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Wanting do rape his daughter is a serious crrime and like it or not, you have to answer to a secular court. What CrankyOldMan did was provoking raping your daughters. Besides non consentual sex (which is against the law) this also involves sex with children. And even the remotest sign of any such thing is seriously prosecuted by state attourneys. There is a border as to what you can claim to do in the name of GOD and CrankyOldMan with this post, CrankyOldMan has crossed the line. I am seriously considering involving your police.
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