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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-03-2013, 03:41 AM

No, they are not the same.

You idiot.

We follow the Bible, every word.

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Cool Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-03-2013, 03:42 AM

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Friend, the irony here is that your grammar failed you when you misspelt catlick.

There is only one book that is to be read and that is the Bible (KJV1611) and, I can see now why your grammar is so bad. Being a member of the world-wide pedophile network(known as the catlick church) must be a trying task: eating crackers, worshipping idols, wearing dresses, marching in-marching out, while some ice-sickle of a false prophet sings of peace.

Rightly is the catrlicker church called the Great Whore of Babylon who, which will help the anti-christ to power, in the scripture.
Revelation

17:3 So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.
17:4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
17:5 And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
17:6 And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.

All of this while you have unknowingly taken on the mark of the beast which is all revealed by the word vatican = vatis = deviner = serpent.

Revelation
12:9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.

Come out from under them friend and accept the True-Jesus® and read, read, read, read the KJV 1611 Bible. Then, make a tax-deductable love offering that is worthy of Jesus to God's Favorite Church, the LBC.

Malachi
3:10 Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

Oh and by the way I am not a pedophile but thanks for bringing that up! At least I do not judge other religions with utter foulness and wish death upon certain groups such as homosexuals, how do you live with yourself?
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Wink Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-03-2013, 03:48 AM

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No, they are not the same.

You idiot.

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Ha hard man you are.

Ever read fifty shades of grey? I follow every word of that book.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-03-2013, 03:48 AM

Get off the floor and go to bed you drunken mick. The holidays are over and Christ never has listened to you anyway.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-03-2013, 03:50 AM

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Friend, your papestrynessticness is unsettling. A person cannot follow the footsteps of Jesus without THE BIBLE. Did you miss that in your catpagalism eagerness to worship crackers and statues?

Friend, the Lord is here and he wants to become known to you; but first, you must renounce catpagalism and the catlicker fatasies that have held you in a rectum exposing position for far too long.

1 Corinthians
6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Albeit, today IS the day of Salvation© if you will but surrender to the Will of Jesus by kneeling to recieve His amorous love.

2 Corinthians
6:2 (For he saith, I have heard thee in a time accepted, and in the day of salvation have I succoured thee: behold, now is the accepted time; behold, now is the day of salvation.)




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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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Ever read fifty shades of grey? I follow every word of that book.
You don't "read" colours; you just discern between the differences. What a dope.
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Get off the floor and go to bed you drunken mick. The holidays are over and Christ never has listened to you anyway.
Hmm if you're going to be racist I suggest you use the word 'Paddy', us Irish really appreciate it! Fifty Shades of Grey is a book you idiot.
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Hmm if you're going to be racist I suggest you use the word 'Paddy',
How's about European nigger?
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Hmm if you're going to be racist I suggest you use the word 'Paddy', us Irish really appreciate it! Fifty Shades of Grey is a book you idiot.
Friend, why throw around such hatefilled words? Grey does not have 50 different shades, everyone knows that....well....almost everyone.

You are either hot or cold one cannot ride the fence(it is clear that your catilickerness has lead you into the liberal agenda of rectal sex).

Friend, one should not have an apptitude for such riding behaviors.

Revelation
3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.


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Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.
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How's about European nigger?
How's about you're too smart for human minds to actually comprehend and god does still love you even though you use the word "nigger". Oh and to the Rev. That is reading this I would like to say that you are not being true by saying I'm using hate filled words when this gentleman is using a highly rasict word. "Fifty Shades of Grey" is a sex book that us Catholics use in church instead of the bible.


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How's about you're too smart for human minds to actually comprehend and god does still love you even though you use the word "nigger". Oh and to the Rev. That is reading this I would like to say that you are not being true by saying I'm using hate filled words when this gentleman is using a highly rasict word. "Fifty Shades of Grey" is a sex book that us Catholics use in church instead of the bible.
You read sex books in Church; in front of Baby Jesus??
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You read sex books in Church; in front of Baby Jesus??
We stroke it to baby Jesus.


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You read sex books in Church; in front of Baby Jesus??
Brother Deaner, it is a known fact that the cathlic priests poke little altar boys in the bums because they pretend they are poking the Sweet Redeemer Child Himself.





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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-03-2013, 07:53 AM

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-06-2013, 12:01 AM

Not to mention their official language is American.

(Exodus 20:16) You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-06-2013, 12:29 AM

The only country whose official language is American is America, son.

Just think about that.

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Thumbs down Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND! - 01-10-2013, 12:59 AM

I'm half-Irish. If you're going to post shit like this, make sure you're not offending anyone else, you inconsiderate prick.
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