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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 09:24 AM

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Are you really that stupid that you think injuns had horses before Spanish brought horses to America?
Says the one stupid enough to think Jesus is God... smh
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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 09:26 AM

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Says the one stupid enough to think Jesus is God... smh
So you really though that injuns had horses before horses were brought to America
Level of education in your country must be horrible.

Anyway, Jesus in not God. Jesus is God AND Holy Ghost as well.
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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 09:41 AM

I felt compelled to check also the "name" Dreasha as an anagram.

I am afraid it must refer to drug abuse. DREASHA derives from "A RED HAS" (must be "hash" if we consider the orthography of Ms. Dreasha based on her previous comments.

I must admire the patience of you True Christians when dealing with posts like these. You seem to be able to endlessly explain the same issues in a kind manner (Psalms 55:21) although the feedback is sordid language, dare I say, also rhyparographic (Deuteronomy 32:5).

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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 10:18 AM

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That is why you should stop insulting people and making things up.
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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 10:30 AM

What's all this Oahu snackbar crap?



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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 10:52 AM

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What's all this Oahu snackbar crap?



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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 11:02 AM

I would love to see proof of all this nonsense bull-crap you insane maniacs come up with.

I love *** potty language *** on the bible every day all week long 365 days a year.

Allah will not forgive you... You have reached the point of no return.


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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 11:06 AM

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I would love to see proof of all this nonsense bull-crap you insane maniacs come up with.

I love *** potty language *** on the bible every day all week long 365 days a year.

Allah will not forgive you... You have reached the point of no return.

Good to see a true Muslim, telling these bimbos what's up.
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I would love to see proof of all this nonsense bull-crap you insane maniacs come up with.

I love *** potty language *** on the bible every day all week long 365 days a year.

Allah will not forgive you... You have reached the point of no return.

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Good to see a true Muslim, telling these bimbos what's up.
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Let me ask you this: if you guys are mudslimes, why are you on a Christian site?



If you are ready to give your life over to Our Lord Jesus Christ, you are welcome to stay. If you are simply going to use potty language and spout some Oahu snackbar stuff, you will be asked to leave.


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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 11:18 AM

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Let me ask you this: if you guys are mudslimes, why are you on a Christian site?



If you are ready to give your life over to Our Lord Jesus Christ, you are welcome to stay. If you are simply going to use potty language and spout some Oahu snackbar stuff, you will be asked to leave.
why are you being racist?

calling us Mudslimes is pretty God damn racist.
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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 11:22 AM

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why are you being racist?

calling us Mudslimes is pretty God damn racist.


"Mudslime" isn't a race. It's a religion. Try to keep up.
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"Mudslime" isn't a race. It's a religion. Try to keep up.
They are from Denmarkistan, so they are not that smart after all. On top of that, they are also endorsing gaysexuality and pedophilia on top of that, so I guess they are bit "special" even for eskimos.
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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 02:25 PM

That's a Finnish flag


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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 02:29 PM

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That's a Finnish flag


Let's imagine that you're right and that Cranky Old Man, despite being a True Christian, has made a mistake. This thread, Mr Ashhat, is 187 pages long. Do you genuinely imagine that you would be the first to say that? That out of the 187 pages worth of conversation no one would have said that before? That is a breathtaking level of arrogance. And further that, had a mistake been made, it wouldn't have been corrected until you - A Asshat, saviour of flags - came riding in to point it out?


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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 02:57 PM

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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 03:47 PM

We had a couple of very civil and kind Denmarkists here during the last couple of days. Where are they? I'm very worried that they've been overrun by these godless hoards that are having their tantrums here. I hope and pray these nice Danes are OK They made a proper introduction where they were supposed to and I felt they were willing to embrace

Let's pray for them!

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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 03:52 PM

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We had a couple of very civil and kind Denmarkists here during the last couple of days. Where are they? I'm very worried that they've been overrun by these godless hoards that are having their tantrums here. I hope and pray these nice Danes are OK They made a proper introduction where they were supposed to and I felt they were willing to embrace

Let's pray for them!

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Denmark is a very dangerous place for moral and loving people. They are the ready victims of the kind of aggressive sodomites we see posting now. It's all a bit frightening. I'm ever grateful the LORD blessed me with birth in the nation that is the leader of the free world. I love freedom. I love Jesus!





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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 06:06 PM

It is indeed hard to live here, if you live by the word of God

The denmarkians use every chance to worship the devil - even the make believe game of soccer, is used af an excuse to praise Satan


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Default Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 04-29-2014, 06:11 PM

Praise the LORD you're OK.

Yours,

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