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Rebuke The Book Of Mormon Missionary Position - 11-09-2015, 08:05 PM

I had the displeasure of meeting a couple of mormons this weekend when they tried to recruit me to their illicit church practices. You can imagine my surprise when I asked them what types of activities they did in their spare time, and they handed me this abomination.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/t...gay_sex_manual

It seems to be a guidebook to their conversion practices. Apparently, there are many ways to engage in 'prayers' for these heathen folk.

Lord help us. This is the types of activities these individuals are engaging in when they go door to door to spread their word, among other things. Purely scandalous.
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I had the displeasure of meeting a couple of mormons this weekend when they tried to recruit me to their illicit church practices. You can imagine my surprise when I asked them what types of activities they did in their spare time, and they handed me this abomination.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/t...gay_sex_manual
Great Moses in the morning! That's horrible!



I could never trust those people who always wear the same clothes every day. You know who else wears the same clothes every day? Scooby Doo and all those pot-smoking, van-rockin' hippies.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Rebuke Re: The Book Of Mormon Missionary Position - 11-09-2015, 08:26 PM

Why, I never....... I always suspected those Mormon boys were all gay!

Who else would ride around on their tandum bikes ringing their little bike bell at passerbys?

Drrring Drrrrrring. Don't look now but the gay mobile is coming. Drrring Drrrrring.




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I could never trust those people who always wear the same clothes every day. You know who else wears the same clothes every day? Scooby Doo and all those pot-smoking, van-rockin' hippies.
I had no idea those suits were made for sin. I am appalled and repulsed.
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Why, I never....... I always suspected those Mormon boys were all gay!

Who else would ride around on their tandum bikes ringing their little bike bell at passerbys?

Drrring Drrrrrring. Don't look now but the gay mobile is coming. Drrring Drrrrring.




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LOL those tandem bikes are very telling indeed! I bet they engage in 'tandem' praying all the time. Sickos.
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Default Re: The Book Of Mormon Missionary Position - 11-09-2015, 08:39 PM

These people are a disgrace. I will never forgive them. Since my wife died I have had women at my house almost hourly trying to decide on which good Christian Woman to marry. To my disappointment I have been unable to try one out that has been satisfactory. Not one could could put my socks on the way I like it, or cut my food appropriately into small crosses. Most over 17, none 14. More recently I had a Woman come over and to my horror, after removing her top layer due to there being an issue with my air conditioning, she was wearing this. E-Gad I couldn't believe my eye's. I couldn't even remember where I put my gun I was so frantic.



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These people are a disgrace... she was wearing this. E-Gad I couldn't believe my eye's.


Mormons are like Landrover Baptwits who have a clue about real-estate and know the difference between a plural and a possessive. This is because for all of their faults even the Mormons know better than to trust their children's education to wives who are not, by scripture, supposed to be acting as authorities.


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Mormons are like Landrover Baptwits who have a clue about real-estate and know the difference between a plural and a possessive. This is because for all of their faults even the Mormons know better than to trust their children's education to wives who are not, by scripture, supposed to be acting as authorities.


Bless you, My Most Likely Face Against the bed board,
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Well I'll be, our favorite ring kissing troll is back. Are the pews getting empty these days, or do you just have a big backlog of those wafers in the Vatican warehouse that you can't peddle? How's that socialist and globull warming hoax promoter pope working out - the one that's not so keen on sharing the wealth in the Vatican bank (and the popemobile is still running on fossil fuel). I've heard that Venezuela has a shortage of wafers - perhaps you should be arranging for some relief packages.

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