NIRVANA DAY (Buddhist). Lazy fat-man worshippers sit around and do nothing, hoping for the day they can gain Nirvana, which is a state of sitting around and doing nothing.
-- Satanic rock star Del Shannon dies of a self-inflicted gun shot wound. He was 50 years old and will spend an eternity in HELL.
"Woe to them . . . that chant to the sound of the viol, and invent to themselves instruments of music" (Amos 6:1-5).
-- Withdrawal of troops from Afghanistan announced by those perogie-eating surrender monkies that called themselves the USSR. This victory is thanks to the weaponry and guerilla warfare training Reagan-Bush sent the Godly Afgans. Lots of hippies protested teaching Afgans to blow up stuff, but those hippies hate America.
-- Laos: South Vietnamese Army, aided by US air support, launches an attack into the country. Nixon's secret plan to end the war. I only voted for him because I though his secret plan was to nuke Moscow.
-- US: South Carolina highway patrolmen fire on black SC State students, kill four & wound 33 as brainwashed black students protest at a segregated bowling alley � the first student demonstrators killed by police in the '60s. Jesus will send many liberal-brainwashed students to join them HELL soon enough.
Meanwhile, here in Alabama, white-rights Governor George Wallace enters the presidential race as an Independent.
-- India: Indira Gandhi struck in face by rock thrown at rally. Where's your hindoo god now?
-- South Vietnam: 'Operation Rolling Thunder' begins using jet bombers inside the country, along with saturation bombing of the North, the way Jesus likes it.
-- Max Firetag, publisher of "Louie Louie" as recorded by the Kingsmen for Wand Records, denies Indiana Governor Matthew Welsh's claim that the song is "pornographic" ("I know it's pornographic because it makes my ears tingle.")
-- South Vietnam: US Defense Department sets up the Military Defense Command to protect US from impending invasion of Alabama, Rhode Island & Nebraska by Vietnamese Reds.
-- US: House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC) recommends removing japs from the Pacific Coast states for the duration of World War II, & interning them at least 500 miles inland in the Land of Freedom.
-- Spain: Malaga falls to Franco's forces, by the will of God.
-- Where's the abortionists when you need them? American film cult hero James Dean born. "What are you rebelling against?" "Jesus!"
-- Spain: "La Canadienne" strike in Barcelona, taking its name from the principle electrical company involved, begins. Lasts 44 days, & extends to other companies, & becomes a General Strike � paralyzing the whole city & industry. The government responds by imprisoning 3000 strikers & declares martial law.
-- US: General Strike in Butte, Montana, caused by dollar per day wage cut. To cope with disunity an interunion body is formed "The Workers & Soldiers Council" to conduct the strike. They need a comittee to figure out how to be lazy. Typical bluecollars.
-- US: Igal Roodenko, negro pacifist soft-on-crime Ho Chi Min lover born, New York.
Roodenko was instrumental in abolishing the chain gang system when he wrote an expose of it for the New York Post. Since then it's been replaced by the daisy-chain system on non-stop sodomy that is today's prison system.
A career criminal, he was arrested at least 10 times for his protests, even being deported from Poland in 1987.
Biographical piece on Roodenko at Swathmore Library, http://www.swarthmore.edu/Library/peace/DG.../dg161irood.htm
-- US: God-fearing vigilantes beat Industrial Workers of the World organizers in San Diego, California. Some are tarred & feathered, forced to kiss the American flag & run out of town by the good citizens.
-- Just Being Neighborly: US helps overthrow Miguel Miguel D�vila in Honduras.
-- US: Boy Scouts of America chartered in Chicago by homo William D. Boyce.
-- US: Chester F. Carlson, inventor of the photocopier, lives, Seattle, Washington. Lazy blue-state city-slicker, probably invented it to take pictures of his butt.
-- US: Enforcement Act repealed, making it easier for whites to disenfranchise blacks, the way Jesus likes it.
-- US: Godly President Cleveland signs the Dawes Land Allotment Act, dissolving Indian tribes as legal entities. It distributes territory held in common by American Indian nations to individual families, ending the red terror. Each family is to get 160 acres. All other land will be sold.
The Dawes Land Allotment Act entitled each family on the Great Sioux Reservation to own 160 acres. Since the reservation contained twice the land needed for allotments, the law dispossessed the Sioux of half their territory.
The Act ultimately results in the loss of tens of millions of acres of treaty land, driving a nail in the coffin of heathen tribal culture. The congressional committee that proposed the law, in its great beneficence, had several goals (quote):
"The commune shall give way to the dignity & rights of American citizens . . . the heathen idols shall give place to the Christian altars, & . . . the tribal organization shall be broken up & the individuality of the Indian encouraged & developed, & the lands unnecessarily reserved for them opened to the pioneer [so that] intelligence & thrift may find lodging there."
-- England: "Black Monday": a meeting of 3-5000 unemployed lazy workers in Trafalgar Square met by 600 police officers, ends in a riot. Demonstrations in Trafalgar Square banned.
-- US: First 944 official migrants from Japan to Hawaii arrive. This first contingent of emigrants were brought to Hawaii as contract laborers. It's about time we sent them back.
-- Austria-Hungary: Jewish/Christkiller theologist Martin Buber born, Vienna.
-- Call an abortionist! American feminist writer Kate Chopin born, St. Louis, Missouri.
Author of The Awakening, 19th-century American classic feminist novel, which like all feminist writing, urges women to leave their husbands, commit witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and murder their children.
-- Jules Verne, French science Scripture writer, (Journey to the Center of the Earth) born Nantes, France. Foresees the submarine, the aqualung, television, space travel, etc.
He's French, interested in science and he uses magic spells to see the future: triple hellbound.
-- US: Russians who built blockhouse on the Hoh River (Olympic Peninsula) taken captive by Hoh Indians, & are held as slaves for two years. God's preemptive wrath for communism.
-- US: Banjo clock patented by Simon Willard of Boston; apparently a very popular style of clock for a while.
The Willard brothers, Simon, Ephraim, Aaron, & Benjamin were known for building fine American clocks. Simon's banjo clock was extremely popular & considered to be one of the most important artistic contributions to American horology. The Willards used all brass clockworks rather than the less expensive wood versions.
-- Samuel Butler, God fearing poet, decrier of Puritans (Triple-helbound!)baptized at Strensham, Worcestershire. He should have been drowned instead.
-- England: Mary, Queen of Scots (Mary Stuart) beheaded. Queen consort of France (1559-60). Her unwise marital & political actions provoked rebellion among the Scottish nobles, forcing her to flee to England, where she was beheaded as a Roman catlick threat to the True Christian� English throne.
A catlick, she goes straight to hell, where she provide satan with lots of "head" if you know what I mean.
-- Where are the abortionists when you need them? Robert Burton, essayist/philosopher (Double-helbound intellectual type), born, Lindley, Leicestershire.
-- Hernandez de Cordova sails with three vessels from Cuba to the "islands" west of Cuba in search of Indian slaves for the mines.
Instead of accepting Christ's gospel of hard work and humbleness, the heathen Mayans do battle with him, and he dies of his wounds shortly after returning to Cuba.
"During Lent of 1517 Francisco Hernandez de Cordova sailed from Cuba with three ships to procure slaves for the mines... (others say he sailed to discover new lands). He landed on the Isla de las Mujeres, to which he gave this name because the idols he found ...."
-Excerpt from Yucatan, Before & After the Conquest, written in 1566 by Friar Diego de Landa.
HdC sailed to the "islands" west of Cuba (that is, Yucatan, but the stupid catlick Spaniards still hadn't figured out that there was a continent lurking nearby, & thought the lands they'd "discovered" were all islands off the coast of Asia). HdC & crew thus became the first Spaniards to purposefully reach the mainland of what is now Mexico (others had hit it accidentally while lost).
God gets his revenge on the Mayans, and all heathens in the area. Jesus sends diseases, causes the Indians to lose battles, and sends cattle to overrun and devour their crops. Praise Jesus!