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Old 06-21-2014, 04:15 AM
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They are indeed good christians. Slayer music is the most *** potty language *** metal *** potty language *** on the planet. You can't get much heavier than Slayer or else you are crossing into Black Death Metal. Slayer is *** potty language *** awesome and if you think its Satans music then stop using that crucifix as a *** potty language *** and listen to some real *** potty language *** music. According to Mohambone 9:11 ," 'Doth thou lovith this music Jesus'. Mary said. 'Yes, Slayers Reign in Blood is mine and God's favorite album of all time.' Jesus replied."


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and you, my good man, are a christfag.....

i would rather be an idiot
I am assuming what you mean by 'cristfag' is that you believe we love religion so much that we are sexually attracted to Jesus. Jesus is one with the LORD, and I do love God. He created all. Thank you for remembering our love of God.
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This is such a stupid question, to be honest. Now, I'm actually quite familiar with Slayer since I've been burning their records since the 1980's. I believe their lead singer might be a Catholic, but that is not a Christian. Papists believe in Mary and break a number of rules that God laid out in the Bible. So we can count him out.

But, even if one of them was "Christian" like you claim, they are in name only. No Christian would associate with such a blatantly Satanic rock group. Their music praises Satan, evangelizes Satan's message to youth, and they live rock 'n roll (aka SINFUL) lifestyles. There's just too many sins to go over.

But here is one...

2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?


Since you listen to Slayer I don't expect you to have the intelligence to understand that preceding Bible passage. But it says this, in essence, "Do not associate or join together with unbelievers. For good and bad cannot come together, and it corrupts you." I think that says all you need to know.
Hmm... For a Reverend I thought you knew that Catholics are Christians.
Christianity is the group of religions that believe in God and Jesus Christ. Catholics fall into that group.
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Hmm... For a Reverend I thought you knew that Catholics are Christians.
Christianity is the group of religions that believe in God and Jesus Christ. Catholics fall into that group.
Don't be silly. The reverend knows what's actually written in the Holy Bible. I encourage you to read it so you know what God really thinks and wants from you, too. You might wish to read this sermon for more information: Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians.

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