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Guns God's Law to Kill Nonbelievers is Going Viral! - 10-10-2015, 01:37 AM

Finally! The Good News™ of God's Love is gaining in popularity! The young man in this video (Teddy Shoebat) is from Jerusalem, God's 3rd favorite place. He was born and raised to believe in the Bible. He is a Suspected True Christian™ in a land that's become overrun by hook-nosed joos and stinky cave negroes. What a wonderful miracle in itself!

I've heard these sentiments echoing through the halls of Landover for years, and finally young people everywhere are beginning to post videos of their testimony to Christ Jesus! This is the voice of the growing Christian movement! May God's word be spake EVERYWHERE!

Here, little Teddy explains how nonbelievers should be put to death.




And here, he explains how women should NEVER be involved in politics, but should just stay home and do their lady things!




Do you have any videos of God's Word™ going viral? If so, let's see them!



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Default Re: God's Law to Kill Nonbelievers is Going Viral! - 12-19-2015, 08:14 AM

I'm an atheist, and a female.
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Rebuke Re: God's Law to Kill Nonbelievers is Going Viral! - 12-19-2015, 09:13 AM

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I'm an atheist, and a female.
Hello Dear,

Of course you are an atheist! And you are free to be so, it is your choice.

You are free to do as you please. However, your actions may have consequences. In the atheist world there is the Secular Law that will deal will you if you commit crimes of misdemeanors. It is our DUTY to tell you and other atheists that there is also a Higher Law, the Law of Jesus, and He will also judge you if you trespass according to that Law. Also in the Law of Christ there are consequences.

Jesus will find you repulsive as you are incapable of Good Deeds:

Psalms 53:1
(To the chief Musician upon Mahalath, Maschil, A Psalm of David.) The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.


Jesus will show you He's the Boss:

Luke 19:27
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.


Jesus will decide where you soul shall go upon your death:

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.


And He will cast you into the Bottomless Pit:

Revelation 20:14
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.


Your free will, your choice. Thanks to us, you can now make an informed choice about your Future in Eternity. Please use this privilege of us teaching you profitably.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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