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Default Half of Men Can't Find a Vagina - 09-01-2017, 05:01 PM

More feminazi propaganda if you ask me. The answer is real simple - we don't own one. It's like asking someone if they can find the fuel pump on a Toyota Camry - if you don't own one why should you care?

Of course it wouldn't occur to these "researchers" to ask women to locate a man's prostate - you might get even more "frightening" numbers. How much longer are men to be subjected to this onerous bias and hypocrisy? Of course the MSM once again is complicit in this - as if we don't already have enough complaints about "yeast infections" and other complaints, putting to rest once again accusations of "Patriarchy".

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Gynaecological Cancer Awareness Month: one in two men can't find the vagina
By Tomé Morrissy-Swan
31 August 2017 • 12:14pm

In the 21st century men are far more comfortable talking to their partners about intimate issues. We are fine discussing periods, vaginas don’t frighten us, and we are confident advising our loved ones on their personal health.

At least, that’s what we think.

The truth on the ground appears to be vastly different. There remains reticence when discussing private matters, a lack of awareness of a woman’s body, and embarrassment when asked to speak about it. Above all, there is still ignorance, stemming from a societal awkwardness and inadequate sex education in schools.

Those are some of the conclusions to be drawn from a new survey of 2,000 people, commissioned by gynaecological cancer research charity The Eve Appeal, ahead of September's Gynaecological Cancer Awareness Month.

Startlingly, the survey revealed that half of men cannot correctly identify a vagina on a diagram; and 61pc are unable to recognise the vulva.

However, perhaps the most worrying revelations in the survey pertained to attitudinal hurdles. Of those surveyed, 24pc of men were uncomfortable discussing gynaecological issues with their partners. Asked why, 21pc of 18-44 year-olds said they would be ‘too embarrassed’.

. . . .

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/think...men-cant-find/


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Default Re: Half of Men Can't Find a Vagina - 09-01-2017, 05:59 PM

You have to see the psychology of the vagina. It's hiding and you don't see much of it. You don't know what it is doing. It's really a problem if you see it from a society point of view which is build on Chrsitian principles.

Western society is build on a kind of openess - we want to see our neighbour.
We have to control each other to make sure no one is stealing or doing something else that God hates.


So the vagina even though it is a body part is detrimental to this biblical philosophy and it causes people to stop talking about it. We simply don't know what is happening in a vagina. It's the unknown. It's chaos.


It's actually possible that if our society was build on the philosophy of the vagina we all woud hide from each other. No church on sunday. You know it's not the vagina that enables openess and preaching the gospel. It's the penis.
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Default Re: Half of Men Can't Find a Vagina - 09-01-2017, 06:05 PM

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More feminazi propaganda if you ask me. The answer is real simple - we don't own one. It's like asking someone if they can find the fuel pump on a Toyota Camry - if you don't own one why should you care?

Of course it wouldn't occur to these "researchers" to ask women to locate a man's prostate - you might get even more "frightening" numbers. How much longer are men to be subjected to this onerous bias and hypocrisy? Of course the MSM once again is complicit in this - as if we don't already have enough complaints about "yeast infections" and other complaints, putting to rest once again accusations of "Patriarchy".
This is a case of attacking the values of the Christian Family. And also hypocrisy.


Let's see:


1) Secular science (the one gathering the data) says that to know something you have to do research. The research includes seeing many of the objects you are researching.


2) I only know one vagina, my wife's. I had to know it in order to have Soldiers of Christ.


3) One is not enough for science. How would I know if all the vaginas are located in the same area? I supossed they are, but I have never wondereded about other women's vaginas! That would be cheating! They want to destroy the Christian family!


4) Do you remember the criticism on Godly President Donald Trump when he was researching vaginas, grabbing them? Hypocrites! Wrong if you grab them, wrong if you don't!


So now they are asking us to go out there and grab them by the pussy? It's a TRAP! Another one from the lieberal mind, to catch naive people and take them to Satan's side.


WE JUST HAVE TO SAY NO.


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Default Re: Half of Men Can't Find a Vagina - 09-03-2017, 03:26 PM

Although I am an intelligent, handsome and well-built young fellow, I admit geography isn't always my strong suit. I used JesOS to search and found that Vagina is near DC, Maryland, and West Virginia. I hope this helps any man who is not familiar with those parts and struggles to find his way there.

You're welcome.


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Jesus Re: Half of Men Can't Find a Vagina - 09-03-2017, 04:15 PM

I don't find this surprising. If those guys are lucky those vaginas will come looking for them.


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Default Re: Half of Men Can't Find a Vagina - 09-03-2017, 07:45 PM

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More feminazi propaganda if you ask me.
Accurate as usual brother WJB!

It is clear to me that if the result had been that 100% of men could find ... er... one of those things, then the feminazis would have accused all men (the Godly included) of being obsessed with only one thing, i.e. "that thing".

We must be aware of the tactics of these creatures who provoke and taunt without any man to guide them and rudely spurn any help, no matter how kindly it is offered.

I am not at all convinced that any more women could find their... their... that part. And if they could, I would see them an "no lady"!

In the interests of science, and when we were quite alone, I asked Mrs Bathfire, "Where's your vagina?" and she replied "It is in mourning for those who have gone before." So it is clear that she has no idea either.




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flag Re: Half of Men Can't Find a Vagina - 09-06-2017, 03:45 AM

This discussion is obviously revolting but necessary. Before my woman reached menopause I had Godly Marital Intercourse almost ten times with her to inseminate her for Christ. A am sorry to admit that a couple of times I failed to impregnate her with one attempt only. I never saw her private parts as my puking would have turned her insatiable lust off. I never ever removed my garments and the opening of my fly was minimal to avoid unhealthy exposure to air. We still managed.

The decades of this constant fornication were exhausting and it took a few months to recover after the menopause. I did a quick study in Creation Science (anagrammatics) and discovered the ultimate hazard of the vagina. It can turn you gay. Only True Christian™ men are safe from the influence of the moist orifice as it is seductively reminiscent of the rectum. My proof:



Ecclesiastes 7:26
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.

The straight path from the apparently unrelated cooter to gay sex is obvious. All this also explains why men tend to die younger than the lesser females. The incessant exhaustion from the Conjugal Act is so strenuous on our circulatory system that it tends to collapse after threescore and ten years. Women, in contrast, have the luxury of the pregnancy with no physiological or mental stress placed upon them whatsoever.

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The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away.




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