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Rebuke Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 12-10-2015, 07:01 AM

This one is only for men. Seriously.

In this essay some very straightforward but also "gay" language will be presented. This is not fit for any True Christian™ nor Unsaved Ladies. However, for True Christian™ men these data offer some well-deserved relief for the fears and anxieties about our penis sizes. We do not have to be ashamed. If God could talk about these things, so can we:

Ezekiel 23:20
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.


1 Kings 12:10
And the young men that were grown up with him spake unto him, saying, Thus shalt thou speak unto this people that spake unto thee, saying, Thy father made our yoke heavy, but make thou it lighter unto us; thus shalt thou say unto them, My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins.

Size matters to God. Harlots covet for large size, young men measure their penises and compare the sizes. This took place in Biblical times and, unfortunately, the corrupted mankind continues these vile practices. Fortunately, Creation Science can tell us...
  • If this is wise
  • what the facts about penis size are
  • whether we should appreciate large size and make comparisons


Let us start with the size. Penis size is a reasonable field of study and meticulous measuring has given us a comprehensive chart of penis sizes all over the World. The map is most interesting as we can see:


Now, it is well-knows that True Christians™ are not racists. Secular atheists often claim that Hamites would have the biggest penises but here we can see that penis size is independent of skin complexion. The largest sizes are in some parts of Africa and Mexico, while the smallest penises are in China, Japan, Korea and India (we knew that!). The nations with the biggest penises include Sudan (Muslim Hamites), Bolivia (dot Injuns), the Cameroon and Ghana (false Christian Hamites), Venezuela (communist Papists) and Colombia (Papists). Hence, race or religious affiliation do not explain the variations in penis size. In addition, we have an interesting outlier in Europe:



Yes, it is Hungary, previously a part of the Australian Empire, then part of the Soviet Union and now a semi-independent nation of the European Union. Capital: Buda Pest (really!), 9.88 million inhabitants, 37.7% Papists, 11.1% Zwinglian/Calvinist Reformists. Politically, the country is a fascist state with very close ties to Putin's Godly Russia. The leading party is called Fidesz, a Conservative National Socialist Party. Homosexuality is legal.

All this raises many questions:
  • Why are long and thick penises distributed in an apparently random manner in the world?
  • Why are small penises heavily concentrated in Asia (India, China and Japan)?
  • Is there a causal relationship between this distribution and an unknown variable?
Yes, there is.

Sodomy. Gays. Homosexuals. Sodomites. Defilers of themselves with mankind (1 Timothy 1:10).

In addition to geography, homosexuality explains penis size in a comprehensive manner.
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Penile dimensions were assessed using five measures of penile length and circumference from Kinsey's original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men. Explanations for these differences are discussed, including the possibility that these findings provide additional evidence that variations in prenatal hormonal levels (or other biological mechanisms affecting reproductive structures) affect sexual orientation development.
Now we are ready to combine these two excellent studies and make our conclusions.

  • Homosexual men have bigger penises => The countries with the biggest penises have the highest amounts of homosexual men.
  • The AIDS plague is the most common in Africa, where the big penises and thus homosexuals are concentrated.
  • Papists have homosexual tendencies which explains the large penises in Venezuela, Colombia and the false Christian Hamite nations.
  • Homosexuals do not care about reproduction. Thus, the countries that reproduce the most actively must the those with the lowest numbers of sodomites: Asia. We know that China and India are the countries with the highest population numbers. There the men also have the smallest penises. Thus, there are less homosexuals over there.
Creation Science can also reveal the mechanisms of this growth in penis size due to sodomy (DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ PASTOR). The rectal sphincter is very resistant to the penetration of a tallywhacker and the constant violations of this tight orifice must cause enormous strain on the male organ making it longer and sturdier to withstand the pressure.

What about Hungary?

The nation's leaders must be desperate. This issue explains why the authorities have turned to Mr. Putin. The population is probably kept unaware of this development but the political elite must know that they are dying out.
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Hungary is experiencing sub-replacement fertility, with the total fertility rate (TFR) in 2015 estimated at 1.43 children born/woman, lower than the replacement rate of 2.1
Now we have the answer. All Hungarian men except the friends of Putin are indeed homosexuals. The Hungarian nation is facing extinction. Papism and Calvinism are also contributing factors, as they cause homosexuality followed by the vicious circle of penile growth and more sodomy further elongating the penises.

Are we safe? I dare say that America is in a relatively good shape regarding penis size.



Much better than the Mexicans and slightly better than Godless Canada. No cause for alarm but vigilance is necessary to avoid any elongation or increase in girth.

To conclude, we come back to the Bible and the most significant penis size-related verses in the Masterwork of Jesus!



Ezekiel 23:20
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.


1 Kings 12:10
And the young men that were grown up with him spake unto him, saying, Thus shalt thou speak unto this people that spake unto thee, saying, Thy father made our yoke heavy, but make thou it lighter unto us; thus shalt thou say unto them, My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins.
  • We can see how harlots prefer bigger penises. This is a plot to seduce men into sodomy. Avoid this.
  • Young men can compare their penises but they should remember to appreciate the small ones and revere them, as the owners of these proud organs are the least likely to engage in sodomy.
I am happy to tell that, personally, I am at the lower end of the range for American penises.




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Jesus Who comes up with this data? - 12-10-2015, 07:35 AM

No one ever came to my place and ever measured my pecker. How do they get this data?


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Default Re: Who comes up with this data? - 12-10-2015, 07:56 AM

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No one ever came to my place and ever measured my pecker...
And especially not in metric, amirite? That's just.. wow.

It's probably the French.


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What about the gray areas. Don't they have penises there?


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What about the gray areas. Don't they have penises there?
Brethren, your questions can be answered. The penises were measured with a ruler.





Regarding the gray areas, it is crystal clear that these are the nations that did not show enthusiasm to participate in this screening for sodomy and, hence, God has abandoned them!

Hosea 4:6
My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.

This means that the gray areas are at the moment no longer in the interest of God. If any of you reside in the gray spots, I urge you to flee and seek sanctuary in an area that is red or orange on the map.


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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 12-10-2015, 10:23 AM

Brother Dr. White, this is the very research I have been begging for. I'd like to volunteer my services for research within the U.S. What a great opportunity to bring teens to Christian Science early in their studies!


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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 12-10-2015, 06:22 PM

Are there any Finno-Ugric people that aren't evil anyway? In Putin's Godly Russia it is even considered as very shameful to be of Finno-Ugric decent, so much that the father of all communism, Lenin, did his best to hide that he was of Finno-Ugric Mordvin scum ancestry. I believe they are God's outcasts, cursed to forever speak gibberish languages that no one else understands and impossible to learn, so cursed they can't even understand eachothers, and live with other abnormalities such as large penises. Notice many Finno-Ugric people are ruled by a bigger country and that their 3 only Finno-Ugric majority countries first became independent in the 20th century.



And it does not come as a surprise that all 3 Finno-Ugric majority countries has either homersexual unions or upcoming homersexual "marriage"

God bless Putin for keeping the other ones at bay!


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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 01-05-2016, 08:35 AM

I am suspicious about the slants - yes, they do have small penises. But any sodomite can tell you all about "rice queens".


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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 01-05-2016, 08:59 AM

This map seems different from one I saw before. It primarily dealt with the United States, and there, smack dab in the heartland of God's favorite country, was a smidgeon of dark green, just outside Des Moines. Could it be there is an outlier in the Freehold area?

And is there any idea whom that might be?


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This map seems different from one I saw before. It primarily dealt with the United States, and there, smack dab in the heartland of God's favorite country, was a smidgeon of dark green, just outside Des Moines. Could it be there is an outlier in the Freehold area?

And is there any idea whom that might be?
Brother Larry,

That is BAD NEWS. A green area just outside Freehold?! This would mean that the big-tallywchakered homers are patrolling the Freehold borders in masses, probably to get in to seduce the no-yet-repented youth. Freehold must be very attractive to sodomites, as it is the one and only bastion of True Faith™ and less-than average sized male appendages.

Fortunately, Jesus will protect Freehold. The sodomites shall not enter, nor will they ever see the inside of the Mansion of Eternal Joys in Heaven!

Revelation 21:27And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.


Yours in Christ,

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The penis size world map is confusing me a lot. How do I know where the U.S. or China is on that map? We are Christians after all and not Geography Scientists.


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Unhappy Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 01-07-2016, 12:00 AM

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http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/...20140706210315

Most maps look like this, however their accuracy is probably not very great as they were created by liebral scientists with their fairy tales. We do however know that the Earth is flat.

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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 01-07-2016, 07:13 PM

  • Why are long and thick penises distributed in an apparently random manner in the world?
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  • Why are long and thick penises distributed in an apparently random manner in the world?
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How are we to know if this study is scientific without pics of these HUNGarians?
Hi Jimmy,

Google is your friend. Just apply the space between ¨Hung¨ and ¨arians¨ and have yourself some of the fun you are inclined to. No need to bother us here with that so please keep it to yourself.

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Google is your friend. Just apply the space between ¨Hung¨ and ¨arians¨ and have yourself some of the fun you are inclined to. No need to bother us here with that so please keep it to yourself.

Kind regards, Roland

Hi Roland

Thank you it was quite fun. My friend Google said:
"Your search - hung arians - did not match any image results.
Suggestions:
  • Make sure that all words are spelled correctly.
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  • Try more general keywords.
  • Try fewer keywords."
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Default Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" - 01-07-2016, 11:51 PM

Be very careful asking your friend about arians. Arians deny the trinity! Therefore, they do indeed deserve to be hanged!


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Hi Roland

Thank you it was quite fun. My friend Google said:
"Your search - hung arians - did not match any image results.
Suggestions:
  • Make sure that all words are spelled correctly.
  • Try different keywords.
  • Try more general keywords.
  • Try fewer keywords."
As a Christian you might take your Bible and go to John 8:44.



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