This is an urgent message. There can be no more manly pursuit (short of punching queers) than sitting in a massive stadium with other manly men watching a NASCAR thunder round and round. I think I can speak for all of us when I say that there is no place in that world for any women unless their fathers are displaying them as future wives for True Christians.
NASCAR - in no way gay or girly!
However, a worrying trend seems to be spreading among the secularists and I think we have been so focussed on the manly end of motor sport they have almost got away with it undetected.
This thing is a go kart.
And, yes, that is a girl sitting on it!
This is where the problems start! These girls are growing up with a dream - and that dream is simple. To masturbate on their foul contraptions.
They will tell you it is all about sexual equality and other liberal buzz words we also hate, but this is a cover story for their true evil. Hundreds of young harlots in the making are hurtling round tracks masturbating away in plain view of their misguided fathers!
An undercover operation has unveiled a song by some of the architects of this plan to insert Satan into the vaginas of your virgin daughters celebrating their foul plot.
If we do not fight hard to put a stop to this foul corruption of our innocent girls into the realm of vaginal vibration mayhem we risk losing an entire generation of crazed young women to the wiles of Satan. Not only that, but one of them might beat a boy in a race and try to rule over men!
We have no time to waste!