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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-01-2009, 06:47 PM

For anyone interested in a more in-depth study of dinosaurs, consider this hallmark paper of Chick, 2007, which scientifically approaches this issue. Note the anatomy of the snake when it gives the apple to Adam and Eve: it is very much like a dinosaur. It is highly probable that dinosaurs were described as "snakes" in the Bible, according to Chick. Maybe that is also why dinosaurs all went extinct within a few decades after the Floodwaters subsided, besides being unable to breathe the new, oxygen-poor air: they were punished by God for causing the Fall of Man.


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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-01-2009, 07:26 PM

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Note the anatomy of the snake when it gives the apple to Adam and Eve: it is very much like a dinosaur. It is highly probable that dinosaurs were described as "snakes" in the Bible
Thanks for the reminder. I had forgotten this. If one is just willing to THINK a little, it's all quite clear.
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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-04-2009, 12:33 AM

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Dinosaurs no longer existed 6,000 years ago.
Dinosaur fossils exist because they were buried in layers of mud during the Great Flood.

Don't you read, boy? Or do you just make it up as you go along, and manipulate the OBVIOUS evidence to suit your pre-existing conclusions?

And the answer is NOT 42. it is 1+1+1=1.


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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-07-2009, 06:42 PM

"Dragon" fossils have been found. We all can agree on that. This would then raise the question of what does that term mean? Does it refer to snakes, or dinosaurs? We have dinosaur fossils dated at millions of years old. Carbon Dating FTW!!!!
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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-07-2009, 06:47 PM

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"Dragon" fossils have been found. We all can agree on that. This would then raise the question of what does that term mean? Does it refer to snakes, or dinosaurs? We have dinosaur fossils dated at millions of years old. Carbon Dating FTW!!!!
Carbon dating? That's just another myth like carbon footprints.


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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-07-2009, 06:52 PM

Carbon foot print is a term used to describe our impact on our environment. Everytime we drive, don't recycle, burn garbage ect we are putting more chemicals and waste in the atmosphere. We do have an impact and a foot print.
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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-07-2009, 08:23 PM

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Carbon foot print is a term used to describe our impact on our environment.
No. It is an invention of the godless to pressure us into paying more taxes.
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Everytime we drive, don't recycle, burn garbage ect we are putting more chemicals and waste in the atmosphere.
The Earth has been here for 6,000 years, when the end of times comes, it will not be because someone has driven to Wal-Mart
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"Dragon" fossils have been found. We all can agree on that. This would then raise the question of what does that term mean? Does it refer to snakes, or dinosaurs? We have dinosaur fossils dated at millions of years old. Carbon Dating FTW!!!!
Carbon dating, if it worked as "scienticians" claim, is only able to date organic objects (fossils are mineralized) which are not more than about 60,000 years old.

If you're dating dinosaur remains with carbon dating, then you're proving that the earth is NOT millions of years old.

Why is it so many of you atheists don't even have a basic grasp of the "science" you worship?


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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-08-2009, 01:41 AM

Hey dudes, all this talk about dinosaurs, it really brings back some memories.

A few years ago (not sure exactly when, I have trouble keeping track of time), me and my chick were doing all kinds of recreational chemicals mixed together. Anyway, I started having paranoid hallucinations. That might sound like a blast, but really, it wasn't cool at all. Anyway, I started seeing little baby dinosaurs. They were everywhere, coming through the windows, the walls, the floor, there was just no stopping them. I was freaking out, so I actually called the cops!

When I got off the phone and told my ol' lady that they cops were coming, she also freaked. She said we had to get rid of the drugs, flush them down the toilet or something. Well, that stuff is expensive so I wasn't willing to just flush it - I instead ate the whole stash just as the cops were knocking on the door.

Big mistake! I asked the pigs to shoot the dinosaurs, but instead, they put me in cuffs. First, I was taken to the cop station, and later to some nuthouse where they had me on some other psycho drugs that were just no fun at all. As for my chick, she split on me while I was "in custody." When I finally got out of the funny farm many months later, I went back to the crashpad, but the landlord had rented it out to some other dudes, and told me to get lost. I asked him what he did with my stash of Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd tapes, and he said he threw them out! Bummer!!!

Anyway, now that I'm high on Jesus, I don't do drugs anymore, other than medical marijuana.

But I'd like to attend some of your "tea parties" if I get an invite. I remember (as much as I can remember anything) that Colombian "tea" was pretty potent stuff.

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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-08-2009, 01:47 AM

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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-08-2009, 03:24 PM

Then we would also prove it is more then 6,000 years old, meaning the Bible would be wrong. Thanks for proving that.
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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-08-2009, 03:47 PM

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Then we would also prove it is more then 6,000 years old, meaning the Bible would be wrong. Thanks for proving that.
As I understand it, the commonly held belief here, when convenient at least, is that atoms do not exist. This would rule out the use of radioactive isotopes for determining the age of something.


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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-08-2009, 04:09 PM

Uhh atoms do exist... We can see their electrons when we excite them with energy and they fall back into their ground state (neon signs ftw!)
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As I understand it, the commonly held belief here, when convenient at least, is that atoms do not exist. This would rule out the use of radioactive isotopes for determining the age of something.
Atoms may or may not exist, but the supposedly constant decay rates of isotopes is an invention of Darwinism to make the Earth look older than it really is. Every Christian knows that, if these decay rates really exist, they would have been altered by the flood to such extent that no accurate measurements can be made using them.


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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 12-08-2009, 05:38 PM

Around what year did the great flood even happen?
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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 01-05-2010, 04:58 AM

My proof that dinosaurs and humans DID NOT coexist is that Sarah Palin said they did.

ha.

But seriously, there is not way they lived at the same time, every piece of real science says they were millions and millions of years apart. Dinosaurs are an archaeological reality, Adam and Eve are a religious metaphor. They aren't even a part of the same reality, let alone the same time period.Dinosaurs became extinct about 65 million years ago. Adam and Eve were supposed to have lived about 6 to 7 thousand years ago. (about 4000 BC) They would have never met. However, small mammals (including shrew-sized primates) were alive at the time of the dinosaurs. Many scientists who study dinosaurs (vertebrate paleontologists) now think that birds are direct descendants of one line of carnivorous dinosaurs, and some consider that they in fact represent modern living dinosaurs.

If you've heard otherwise, it's pure nonsense and quite possibly one of the many april fools jokes/pranks I've seen posted on the internet.

I hope this helps clarify. *Note this does not mean that a god did not create humans and dinosaurs through the process of evolution, but they did not coexist.*
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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 01-05-2010, 12:22 PM

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My proof that dinosaurs and humans DID NOT coexist is that Sarah Palin said they did.

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Wow. That's so very rational.

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But seriously, there is not way they lived at the same time, every piece of real science says they were millions and millions of years apart. Dinosaurs are an archaeological reality, Adam and Eve are a religious metaphor. They aren't even a part of the same reality, let alone the same time period.Dinosaurs became extinct about 65 million years ago. Adam and Eve were supposed to have lived about 6 to 7 thousand years ago. (about 4000 BC) They would have never met. However, small mammals (including shrew-sized primates) were alive at the time of the dinosaurs. Many scientists who study dinosaurs (vertebrate paleontologists) now think that birds are direct descendants of one line of carnivorous dinosaurs, and some consider that they in fact represent modern living dinosaurs.
The earth is 6000 years old, so there is no way the dinos could have lived so long ago. I am aware of so-called "dating techniques," but every sane person (aka True Christian™) knows that these are just evil tricks of Satan/Science to fool people with little belief in God. Who do you think knows the age of the earth better, God or some Rubidium and Strontium atoms?
In short, your entire line of reasoning is based upon the premise of large timespans, but True Biblical Science clearly refutes this.

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If you've heard otherwise, it's pure nonsense and quite possibly one of the many april fools jokes/pranks I've seen posted on the internet.

I hope this helps clarify. *Note this does not mean that a god did not create humans and dinosaurs through the process of evolution, but they did not coexist.*
Unlike you, apparently, we are aware of the jokes and pranks on the Internet, and people like you, with your ridiculous speculations about Creation, all too often turn out to be one. I mean, how delirious do you need to be to believe in evolution?


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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 01-05-2010, 12:34 PM

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Around what year did the great flood even happen?
Google is your friend (I don't think Jesus is just at the moment) http://www.abiblestudy.com/part1.html
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Then we would also prove it is more then 6,000 years old, meaning the Bible would be wrong. Thanks for proving that.
So you would prefer to believe some guys in white lab coats who come up with a new 'theory' every century than the never changing WORD of our LORD?
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Default Re: Why Aren't Dinosaurs in the Bible? - 01-11-2010, 12:10 PM

Look. This Earth has been around for a LONG time. God has created plenty of worlds on here over time. One of those worlds was the one with the dinosaurs in it. Then he got sick of those unsophisticated creatures so he just opened up the atmosphere so they all died and then he created the current world (6000 years ago)

Isa 65:17 For, behold, I create new heavens and a new earth: and the former shall not be remembered, nor come into mind.

Also, Sarah Palin said they did not cooexist. What more proof do you want, really?
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