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Old 06-24-2015, 02:58 PM
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As the Bible clearly tells us time and time again, we are to be thankful.

1 Thessalonians 5:18 - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.

Ephesians 5:20 - Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ

These are just two of many verses like them. So I thought, to remind us all to give thanks continually, we could play a game

I will start the game off with something I am thankful to God for that starts with A. The next person will do B, then C and so on. Once you get to Z you start over at A!

I thank the Lord for Amazing Grace!
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Just before lunch I made a big tray of cookies. So I'll have to say thank You, Lord, for butter!
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Thank you jesus, for not making me a denial in faith. I truly believe in your path and that I am grateful for
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Thank you jesus, for not making me a denial in faith. I truly believe in your path and that I am grateful for
I thank the good Lord Jesus for giving us pastor Ezekiel Flint to guide us along our difficult path to Eternal joys in Heaven to the bosom of the everlasting conditional love of Jesus Christ!

Ezekiel 1:28
As the appearance of the bow that is in the cloud in the day of rain, so was the appearance of the brightness round about. This was the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the LORD. And when I saw it, I fell upon my face, and I heard a voice of one that spake.



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FIRE!!

Thank you Lord for this gift. Getting witches to confess would take much more elbow grease without it.
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Thank you Jesus for guilt, it's very comforting to know that evil and sin don't just happen or exist, but that there's always someone who has caused it, is responsible for it, and will be punished for it.
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Thank you Jesus for

HEAVEN


where Thou shalt take me to rest on your lap as I am weary and want to come Home to Thee!

Matthew 6:20
But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:




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Infinity!

Jesus, I thank you for giving me infinite LIFE for which to Praise and Glorify Your Holy Name for Ever and Ever!

I cannot WAIT for Him to receive me as His Holy Bride, and love me and care for me for Infinity!

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Praise God for every clear and concise word in His Scripture. I still get goosebumps from every single verse!

1 Chronicles 13:6 "And David went up, and all Israel, to Baalah, that is, to Kirjathjearim, which belonged to Judah, to bring up thence the ark of God the Lord, that dwelleth between the cherubims, whose name is called on it."

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I thank Jesus for lovin us so darn mush. He's love shines so brightly I cant barly see no more, but I aint complainin. Praise the Lord, brothers.
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praise the lord for when I open my eyes from the big nap to see your kingdom rising above me, and I got a days worth of fishin and barbecuking n spreadin the word ahead o me
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Thank you Jesus for the NASA Space Challenger Disaster of 1/28/1986 resulting in 7 fatalities. Glory!! God hates NASA!
You have answered them, and you have caused death for their cause. Amen.

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Thank the lord for the good olde Bible
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praise the lord for when I open my eyes from the big nap to see your kingdom rising above me, and I got a days worth of fishin and barbecuking n spreadin the word ahead o me
This is not about you per sé. Why do you want to focus all attention on yourself?
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Thank you, Jesus for the soon-to-be-realized RAPTURE: getting us safe into the Clouds to be with you and leaving the vile repulsive sinners to face the Tribulations (Thank you for letting us watch the latter alphabetical concepts with you once in Paradise)!




The last part of this animation is about the sinful cities of the World.

1 Thessalonians 4:17
Then we which are alive [and] remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

Luke 17:34-37
I tell you, in that night there shall be two [men] in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.




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Jesus Christ our Savior and Redeemer and the Chief Justice of the Heavenly Supreme Court,

Thank you for the United States of America.



Hebrews 11:16
But now they desire a better country, that is, an heavenly: wherefore God is not ashamed to be called their God: for he hath prepared for them a city.







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Thank you Lord for Undoing sin. You are the greatest, most high - Alpha and Omega.

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Thank you Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior and Sweet Redeemer the Anointed One for your Wrath that will soon consume the sinners and abominations and cast them into Hellfire for our entertainment in Heaven!



Romans 1:18
For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;





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How to teach children FACTS not FICTION! Show them how God CREATES new animals! Make them FEAR God!
Never EVER
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Help me SAVE THE WORLD and find NEW SOLDIERS for Jesus!
Follow my adventures in Godless France: Day 1 (cavities), Day 2 (cat licks), Day 3 (Turd of France), Day 4 (Answered prayers).
Dolphins are 'cute' but they are also HOMOSEXUALS CORRUPTED by SATAN!
You think God is not 'nice'? Check HERE and LEARN what the difference between human 'good' and GOD's RIGHTEOUS is!
The TRUTH about 'homeopathy'.
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