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Old 04-05-2015, 09:35 PM
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"Dat couch sho' do look comftable.....too bad dat camera be pointed at me, else I'd rest my (lazy!) bones for a spell...."
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1. Jesus and Stalin are on the same team now, could even the reunification of North and South Dakota be possible someday?
2. "I knew Crimea was a good place for a suntan but deeeyam..."
3. Fun fact: Black Putinists now outnumber Black Republicans by exactly 1
4. "I axed where da white wimmin at, dey sez 'Donbass'...Well who da Donbass now?"
5. Things Russians believe: eagles have two heads, Jesus had dredlocks, and Stalin spoke Klingon.
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Translation of the Stalin Flag: "One death is a tragedy, one million deaths is happened to us when I invaded friggin' Finland. How short on heroes can one nation be? Was the guy who invented Tetris not photogenic enough?"
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I give up. No way am I gonna top OJ Stalin.
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