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  • Virginia Day Templeton
    Christ's Battle Axe
     
    • Dec 2006
    • 2827

    #1

    Exposing Ann Coulter's Lies (yes, you read that correctly)



    At first glance, Ann Coulter would seem to be a truly righteous woman. She hates liberals with a passion just short of that which one would expect from God Himself. Adam's apple bobbing with muscular vigor, she has spoken out courageously against the evils of aborticide, atheism, evilutionism, pacifism, Islam, and faggotry, among many others. Simply put, she says what needs to be said when no one else is willing to say it. Seems like a Godsend, no? Could it be that she's just too good to be true?

    Brothers and Sisters, it is my solemn duty to tell you that she is. Beneath Coulter's shiny exterior lie some very disturbing heresies.

    I had to dig very deep indeed to find evidence of her sin. Very deep. But it's there all right, as plain as the nose on Jesus' face. For example, take a look at her answer to an interviewer's question regarding wishy-washy "Christian" evilutionists:

    "God did not "cause" evolution because evolution doesn't exist. Thus, for example, He also didn't "cause" unicorns."

    A witty response and a powerful analogy, am I right? Only if you've never read the Bible. Scripture is rife with references to unicorns, some metaphorical and some undeniably literal.

    Isaiah 34:7

    7And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.


    The fact that Coulter denies God's Word evinces one of two things: that (a) she does not consider the Bible to be God's literal Word in spite of His assurances that it is, or (b) she has never even read it in the first place! Either way, her claims of being a Christian are dubious at best. But it gets worse... much worse. Here's a footnote from her ostensibly beautiful book Godless: The Church of Liberalism:

    "Throughout this book I often refer to Christian and Christianity...but the term is intended to include anyone who subscribes to the Bible of the God of Abraham, including Jews and others."

    Say WHAT?! Let's take another look at that sentence.

    "Throughout this book I often refer to Christian and Christianity...
    As well you should!

    but the term is intended to include anyone who subscribes to the Bible of the God of Abraham,
    But who else does that, except Christians?

    including Jews and others."
    STOP! Stop right there!

    I don't even want to know what she means by "others." I really don't. The point here is that Ann Coulter—a self-professed Bible-believing Christian—refers to Joos as Christians! Again, I'm truly sorry to be the bearer of such disheartening news, but there it is, right in front of your face. She believes that Joos are Christians, that they follow Jesus, which is hard to do when you've brutally tortured and murdered Him. Let's see what Jesus Himself has to say on the matter.

    John 8

    39[The Joos] answered and said unto him, Abraham is our father. Jesus saith unto them, If ye were Abraham's children, ye would do the works of Abraham.

    40But now ye seek to kill me, a man that hath told you the truth, which I have heard of God: this did not Abraham.

    41Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God.

    42Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me.

    43Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.

    44Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.


    Do you see? Not only do they refuse to accept the Son, they also fail to worship the Father, instead prostrating themselves before the Dark Lord himself. Does Coulter even bother to read the Bible? This is Christianity 101, folks. And I haven't even mentioned that she uses her popularity to assert her authority over millions of men, in flagrant violation of Biblical decree. That should have been Red Flag #1.

    So there you have it. Ann Coulter is nothing more than a lukewarm, Joo-loving false teacher who preaches dangerous lies and denies Scripture outright. Sad, but what's even more sad is the way she managed to slip her heresies under the radar of so many well-meaning Christians, including myself, for the longest time. The Devil works in mysterious ways... luckily for us, so does Jesus. Be always vigilant.
    Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 03-15-2007, 03:44 AM.
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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Exposing Ann Coulter's Lies (yes, you read that correctly)

    Well, she is just a female after all. Without a Godly man to guide and sujugate her (good luck with that Rod!), it doesn't surprise me that she leaks around the edges a little.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #3
      Re: Exposing Ann Coulter's Lies (yes, you read that correctly)

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Well, she is just a female after all. Without a Godly man to guide and sujugate her (good luck with that Rod!), it doesn't surprise me that she leaks around the edges a little.
      I think Rod is probably making some progress. From that photo it looks like her neck is 11 inches.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: Exposing Ann Coulter's Lies (yes, you read that correctly)

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        I think Rod is probably making some progress. From that photo it looks like her neck is 11 inches.
        Have Ya ever noticed how Mc Coulter and E.T are never in the same room together?

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        E.T. .................................................. ....................COULTER

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414

          #5
          Re: Exposing Ann Coulter's Lies (yes, you read that correctly)

          I'm horrified by these revelations! Thank you for finding all of this, Sister Virginia. I looked up to Ann, seeing her as the best Christian woman this side of Betty Bowers, but now she's ripped my heart out. Is she even a real conservative? Now I'm suspecting she's really a lieberal doing the bidding of the New World Order, disguising herself as a good conservative Christian in an attempt in infiltrate our ranks and sow the seeds of dissent. But like any other lieberal heathen, she couldn't help but let her true self seep through.

          At the next book burning, I will happily say goodbye to all my autographed copies of her work.
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          • faux-gnus
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Mar 2007
            • 1

            #6
            Re: Exposing Ann Coulter's Lies (yes, you read that correctly)

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            • OnYourKnees
              On Extended Furlough
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 4729

              #7
              Re: Exposing Ann Coulter's Lies (yes, you read that correctly)

              I didn't know Ann Coulter used to be a bodybuilder!

              Just the same, that's a very smutty photo, and not appropriate for God's Favorite Forum. Please exercise some discretion in the future.

              Oh, and feel free to track down the General Church Fellowship section, and the Introductions subforum, and introduce yourself!

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