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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #1

    BNP's I'm a Whiny Queer Thread

    Just like a witch, automatically thinking about lesbian sex.

    I'm surprised Professor Caintgetnos X didn't come up with that one.
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  • Moses*
    Unsaved trash
    • Jun 2009
    • 4

    #2
    BNP's I'm a Whiny Queer Thread

    Please refrain from being racist... Jesus was not a racist. If you hate someone for being Evil then by all means hate them, but hateful words were not appreciated by Jesus.

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    • MidwestCatLady
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2009
      • 164

      #3
      Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

      Originally posted by Moses* View Post
      Please refrain from being racist... Jesus was not a racist. If you hate someone for being Evil then by all means hate them, but hateful words were not appreciated by Jesus.
      And you know this because Jesus spoke to you today abou it? Where is your KJ proof source?

      Go away.
      sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
      21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

        Originally posted by BNPrep View Post
        It's your forum & I shall abide by your requests of not arguing....again!
        If you can explain how it is that you think Jesus was playing a deceitful and manipulative mind game with this woman while still being perfect, I'd be most interested to hear your comments.

        PLEASE do not start guessing about my thoughts then adding slurs against Jesus to them as if spoken by me.
        I speculated about your opinions based upon your comments. If you can't tell the difference between that and putting words in your mouth, I'm not sure I can help you.

        REMEMBER all your thoughts and feelings about me are based on the tiny amount I have written in a short space of time.
        Exactly. The impression that you give and your way of "interpreting" the Bible instead of reading it for what it says speaks volumes.

        At the top of this & every page it says "Unsaved Welcome" yet despite over two dozen posts I feel very unwelcome and unclear as to who & how anyone by definition shall dictate when one is "saved"
        Saved© people follow the entire Bible, not just the parts we like. You have only demonstrated thus far that you "interpret" the Bible to mean whatever you wish.

        I see little indication that you are Saved©, since you twist Scripture to fit your own "modern" sensibilities.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • BNPrep
          Unsaved trash, English Nazi
          • Jun 2009
          • 61

          #5
          Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          If you can explain how it is that you think Jesus was playing a deceitful and manipulative mind game with this woman while still being perfect, I'd be most interested to hear your comments. I cannot because I do not beileve it to be so


          I speculated about your opinions based upon your comments. If you can't tell the difference between that and putting words in your mouth, I'm not sure I can help you. I have made few & do not request your help to be honest


          Exactly. The impression that you give and your way of "interpreting" the Bible instead of reading it for what it says speaks volumes. To you, but you are not the Lord so although of concern to me lesser so


          Saved© people follow the entire Bible, not just the parts we like. You have only demonstrated thus far that you "interpret" the Bible to mean whatever you wish. Not what I "wish" what I have known for 3 decades

          I see little indication that you are Saved©, since you twist Scripture to fit your own "modern" sensibilities. As above because I feel your repeating the similar replies
          From you last "comment" you infer that indication is required to someone or something in this mere forum to become saved when surely that is for the Lord alone to judge?

          Could you possibly endevour to inject some basic human decency and politness in any future replies to me as I am doing to you please?

          Thank you in advance.

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          • MidwestCatLady
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 164

            #6
            Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

            Originally posted by BNPrep View Post
            From you last "comment" you infer that indication is required to someone or something in this mere forum to become saved when surely that is for the Lord alone to judge?

            Could you possibly endevour to inject some basic human decency and politness in any future replies to me as I am doing to you please?

            Thank you in advance.
            I believe there is quote somewhere pointing out we KNOW when we are saved but I could not find it for you. Perhaps one of the Elders here can locate the passage. So, if you don't really know whether you are saved, then probably you are not.

            Regarding human decency - since when were humans decent to each other? You are simply insulted by the harshness of the truth as was I. Now, I think you need to get a King James bible and start to read it. There is the website Pastor Zeke gave to you and I have found one I like as well - see below


            I like this one because it does not surprise me by jumping to another Bible unexpectedly. Plus, you can read either a quote, a verse or the entire chapter.
            sigpicGenesis 1:20-22
            21And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

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            • BNPrep
              Unsaved trash, English Nazi
              • Jun 2009
              • 61

              #7
              Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

              Thank you MCL I appreciate you reply and have saved your link.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22880

                #8
                Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                Joh:3:15: That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
                Joh:3:16: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.


                You used the word, "Elder" are you some sort of Mormon or JW?
                sigpic


                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                  Originally posted by BNPrep View Post
                  From you last "comment" you infer that indication is required to someone or something in this mere forum to become saved when surely that is for the Lord alone to judge?
                  The Lord knows if you follow all of His Law or not. You've already demonstrated here that you pick and choose, and twist words to mean what you want them to mean. Therefore, you clearly are not Saved(c).

                  Could you possibly endevour to inject some basic human decency and politness in any future replies to me as I am doing to you please?

                  Thank you in advance.
                  In other words, you cannot address the points I've raised, and instead accuse me of being rude.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • BNPrep
                    Unsaved trash, English Nazi
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 61

                    #10
                    Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                    what do you wish me to type to stroke your ego....because that is all it will take to please you.

                    ask yourself why you need that pleasure

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #11
                      Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                      Originally posted by BNPrep View Post
                      what do you wish me to type to stroke your ego....because that is all it will take to please you.

                      ask yourself why you need that pleasure
                      Another personal attack. We're not here to talk about what you want to stroke, we're here to talk about Jesus.

                      Tell me, kid, have you ever actually read the Bible? Or do you just make up what you want it to say and decide it's in there?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
                        True Christian™ Televangelist
                        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #12
                        Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                        BNPrep, I think deep down you are angry with yourself and you are taking out on innocent people like Rev. Rodimer. You need to release yourself from what Satan thinks you should think about Christianity. Read the KJV 1611 cover-to-cover for the Truth.

                        You are a Salad Bar Christian, willfully disobeying God by picking and choosing which of His Laws to follow. Do you do this in real life? Do you think..."Well, murder is against the Law so I won't do it, but I don't care if stealing is or not, I'm going to do that anyway!".

                        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                        • BNPrep
                          Unsaved trash, English Nazi
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 61

                          #13
                          Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                          Personal !?!?!
                          ......... & tagging people as limey, homosexual or your latest of "kid" is what?

                          good grief stick to a rule for everyone, please!

                          yes......so the rest of yoor fantasy qusetion is irrelevant now, sorry.

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                          • BNPrep
                            Unsaved trash, English Nazi
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 61

                            #14
                            Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                            No I do not.
                            I replied to a post, someone replied to mine and so on etc
                            Blame me if you wish.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #15
                              Re: Michelle Obama - Best Caption Wins!

                              Originally posted by BNPrep View Post
                              Personal !?!?!
                              ......... & tagging people as limey, homosexual or your latest of "kid" is what?

                              good grief stick to a rule for everyone, please!

                              yes......so the rest of yoor fantasy qusetion is irrelevant now, sorry.
                              I haven't called you a "limey", a "homosexual", or anything else.

                              I assume you are very young, because you act like it. Perhaps you are merely immature.

                              Now, since you are now only interested in whining as a victim, and I can see that you cannot respond to my, Brother Bathfire's, or Rev. Osborne's Biblical queries, would you care to suggest a caption for the photo of the two ladies?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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