[Glendora Christianson]

I saw the bumper sticker "W Stands for Waterboarding" today. Anyway, I Googled it and discovered that waterboarding has a good Godly history behind it. Dating back to 1556, waterboarding was derived from the very Christian practice of dunking suspected witches. Now I know just how smart our president/savior is because just when lieberals thought they had something on HIM (GWB that is) it turns out he is only doing the Christian thing.

PS Let's remember to include waterboarding in our LBC witch hunting activities this October!

[Larry Lee]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

I saw the bumper sticker "W Stands for Waterboarding" today. Anyway, I Googled it and discovered that waterboarding has a good Godly history behind it. Dating back to 1556, waterboarding was derived from the very Christian practice of dunking suspected witches. Now I know just how smart our president/savior is because just when lieberals thought they had something on HIM (GWB that is) it turns out he is only doing the Christian thing.

Yet more verification that these are the most exciting times for a True Christian to be alive! And best of all, GB shows exactly what it means to be a follower of the crucified Lord.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

W stands for Waterboarding, which is Wonderful Way to show Christian love and compassion. It's also just the beginning. I can hardly wait until our Divinely hand-picked President repeals the satanically inspired Geneva Convention in favor of Biblical rules of war:

2Sa 12:31 And he brought forth the people that [were] therein, and put [them] under saws, and under harrows of iron, and under axes of iron, and made them pass through the brickkiln: and thus did he unto all the cities of the children of Ammon. So David and all the people returned unto Jerusalem.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou

W stands for Waterboarding, which is Wonderful Way to show Christian love and compassion. It's also just the beginning. I can hardly wait until our Divinely hand-picked President repeals the satanically inspired Geneva Convention in favor of Biblical rules of war:

2Sa 12:31 And he brought forth the people that [were] therein, and put [them] under saws, and under harrows of iron, and under axes of iron, and made them pass through the brickkiln: and thus did he unto all the cities of the children of Ammon. So David and all the people returned unto Jerusalem.

Praise Jesus, Brother!

I would also like to point out that Geneva is a eurotrash capital famous for two things: extreme perverted sex for sale, and surrender monkeys. Why on earth would our God-chosen president be interested in adhering to some outdated, "quaint" rules drawn up by such heathens? We are at war!

Fellow True Christians, it is a NEW DAY dawning!! We are on the verge of ushering in the age of GOD in America. These odious Geneva "conventions" are just the first thing to go. This do-nothing congress has aided and abetted the terrorists long enough. Next, we will rid ourselves of that worthless U.S. Constitution and replace it with the Holy Bible.

Anyone who objects to this scheme is free to do so (for now), but they will now be shipped off to Gitmo. Glory!!!

[Pastor Ray from Salem VA]

You know, when you simply step back and look at things, you see our left doing all they can to defend the radical Islamists. They do all they can to prevent our government to defend itself against them.

I really feel the left is attempting to use Islam as pawns to further the left's own plans for total dominence and world socialism. Only they are too blind to realize they will loose to the islamists.

I always had a feeling that 9-11 was partly a Clinton plan that was supposed to happen a year earlier so as to give him an excuse to declare marshall law and not leave office. Becoming King William for life. The 9-11 plans were in full swing in 2000 but I think the best attack they could do for Bill was the USS Cole. Not near enough for what he had planned.

Now look at how the left continues to support the enemy and wonder why. And also wonder why they continue to call for OUR surrender while never calling for the enemy to step down. Why is this? Does no one else find this odd?

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ray from Salem VA

I really feel the left is attempting to use Islam as pawns to further the left's own plans for total dominence and world socialism. Only they are too blind to realize they will lose to the islamists.

... or perhaps they don't care? Lefties are in love with death, with a special fondness for the deaths of unborn babies. So I imagine they wouldn't be too worried if the Islamofascists win, as it is neither here nor there with regard to their nefarious plan; the mass sterilization of all women of childbearing age, ensuring the gradual yet sure destruction of the human race.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

This kind of waterboarding is GODLY too!

GLORY!

[Ixi]

Waterboarding is fun, I did it once at the beach.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Waterboarding is fun, I did it once at the beach.

Yes, Ixky, waterboarding IS fun! That's why it's so great that the President has told the CIA to take muslim terrorists waterboarding! They have so much fun they just can't stay mad!

[SUV]

Pastor Ray, I don't Believe we have met! What a fine Christian Visage you have! And, no friend to the demonrats you, eh?

I like the cut of your jib, Sailor!!! A Very Merry Christmas to you!

SUV

Originally Posted by Pastor Ray from Salem VA

You know, when you simply step back and look at things, you see our left doing all they can to defend the radical Islamists. They do all they can to prevent our government to defend itself against them.

I really feel the left is attempting to use Islam as pawns to further the left's own plans for total dominence and world socialism. Only they are too blind to realize they will loose to the islamists.

I always had a feeling that 9-11 was partly a Clinton plan that was supposed to happen a year earlier so as to give him an excuse to declare marshall law and not leave office. Becoming King William for life. The 9-11 plans were in full swing in 2000 but I think the best attack they could do for Bill was the USS Cole. Not near enough for what he had planned.

Now look at how the left continues to support the enemy and wonder why. And also wonder why they continue to call for OUR surrender while never calling for the enemy to step down. Why is this? Does no one else find this odd?

[Ixi]

Why would he take Muslims waterboarding?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Ixi

Why would he take Muslims waterboarding?

Because they can't swim.

[Pastor Ray from Salem VA]

A Christian woman of your age acting so forward, I guess I'm not in Kansas, that's for sure. You're an extremely attractive woman, Miss Sue Vera, who should be covering her head with the mantel of the Lord, is my pastoral advice to you.

[Talitha]

It was wonderful news that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, after being introduced to Waterboarding gave lots of important information to the authorities.

This person was probably involved in 9/11, The 1993 World Trade Centre Bombing, The Bali Nightclub Bombing, Beheading of a Wall Street Journal Reporter and many other attempted Terrorist attacks.

Now for those readers who don't really understand, Waterboarding is a Godly method where you strap someone to a board, and you make them feel as if they're going to drown by immersion in water.

In effect, you are converting this Mudslime Demon by the use of Baptism.

A Pastor Baptises a Terrorist

Of course, they will never become True Christians™ but at least it means that at Guantanamo they will no longer need a Prayer Mat and a Lawyer per inmate.

It just shows how Merciful the american Government is to allow this fiend to have the luxury of Waterboarding to find Jesus© instead of those Electrodes.

Praise The Lord©

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[Nobar King]

Here's some current news about Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

It turns out that he was ONLY waterboarded 183 times during one month in Club Guantanamo. I bet the other prisoners were wishing for waterboarding after months of sweltering tropical heat and no showers.

[Brother Lazarus]

SCOOP uses water boarding to extract information on a regular basis. The technique is relatively painless, terrifying to the victim suspect, and very effective.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Buford T Scoggins]

Waterboarding is indeed fun (especially for Blackwater contractors). And as Sister Talitha pointed out, it's a variation on the theme of Baptism. Think of it as "Baptism on steroids." Agent Jack Bauer on 24 isn't just helping Mooslims confess their sins (like where they planted the ticking time bomb), he's also helping to purify their souls. And the Mooslims are so overcome God's rough love that they confess everything. In the rare instance that they resist Jesus, a little extra "Baptism by fire" (220 volts) can be thrown in - this almost always works.

But I keep hearing liberals claim that waterboarding isn't effective at converting sinners and getting useful information. That's just a bunch of nonsense. Waterboarding was used during the Salem Witch Trials, and it was remarkably effective. All those witches confessed, and exposed other Wiccans hiding in the community. Had it not been for waterboarding and other enhanced interrogation techniques (like burning at the stake), the whole Wiccan plot would have gone undetected. One shudders to think what might have happened if the bleeding-heart liberals had been in charge of Salem.

Truly ya'lls,
Brother Buford

[Negative_Cool]

A little cold water in this life is by far preferable to an eternity in the fires of Hell. Can those monkey worshipping liberal muck rakers not see this?

[Lola Handcock]

Why not expand the use of water boarding to correct the thinking of Homers,Heathens, wiccans heck we can use it on any one who is not a True Christian. Why just save it for mooslims.
If you find a homer use it on them until they repent and change their ungodly ways.I would think that no more than 2 or 3 hundred applications should be needed ! Isn't it our job to try and get their minds right ?