[eliot mayfield]

What is a cave but a passage to Hell? All these worthless people are doing is trying to open the gates of Hell!

There is no doubt Hell is in the center of earth. It has been proven on this site many times.

So why are these evil people trying to find a way to Hell? Because they are Satan's spawn! A few years back they held a big meeting of cavers and they ended up running around naked and jumping into "Saunas" Saunas are only a warm up for Hell, or maybe in their case, a reminder of home! There was drinking going on and smoking of something I suspect was reefers.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/mar/30/mexico

Even the Mexicans no not to trust these hippy demons

The 13 men - six of whom spent more than a week underground - were accused by Mexican authorities of violating their tourist visas and making "false statements" about the purpose of their visit.
Exactly, searching for a route to Hell!!!



After they arrived at Heathrow shortly after 2pm, the leader of the group, Major Stephen Whitlock denied that they had done anything to invalidate their visas. He told a press conference: "The only thing that we were doing in Mexico was actually enjoying the sport of caving, finding new caves where nobody has ever been before."
The six potholers (pot holers that implies drugs, sex and sodomy) became trapped by rising flood waters in caves at Cuetzalan, more than 100 miles north-east of Mexico City, before being rescued by a team of British divers on Thursday.

It seems the British government was in on this! Why do they want to go to hell? What are they up to? Why they are in league with Satan and the Muslims!!!

Officials in Mexico were suspicious of the cavers, which included five servicemen, but the Mexican attorney-general's office had to rule that there was no evidence they acted illegally after reports that they were looking for uranium.
Terrorists trying to build a dirty bomb, more proof of the Satan Muslim connection!



Armando Salinas, the country's assistant interior secretary, claimed they did not say they were undertaking a cave exploration expedition, for which they would have needed a different visa, or that they were military personnel. Foreign military exercises are forbidden on Mexican soil.

Look at the loving eyes these homers give each other!


If mexico can do it, we can sure put a stop to this! Ask your government to outlaw this practice ASAP. I used to go in caves and believe me there are evil things in them. My past is tainted, but I am working to get to heaven, NOT Hell!

[Max Bayes]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

I used to be spelunker and let me tell you something: I duct taped ten maglights around my helmet. They are lightweight and strong too. Extra protection against those damned stalactites that are hanging around everywhere!

Are you entirely sure you have removed this dark taint from yourself? Surely Satan and yourself must have spent some intimate time together whilst you climbed around his nether regions!

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

It seems the British government was in on this! Why do they want to go to hell? What are they up to? Why they are in league with Satan and the Muslims!!!

We all know the British Government are hell bound. They are, after all, the world leaders in dark, atheist beliefs. Behold, as Brown shares his disdain of all beliefs with a certain 'homie' of his...

[Bobby-Joe]

English bounders! Don't they know only Americans get to invade Mexico???

There has been a lot of sass in that place since England went atheist.

[Nobar King]

What lives in caves? Bats. Need I say more?

[Dr. Zaius]

Bears live in caves, too.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Dr. Zaius

Bears live in caves, too.

Shut up about bears.

[VictoryOS]

Look at any artistic rendition of the pits of Hell. Notice how much Hell looks like a typical cave. What more do you need in the way of proof?

[eliot mayfield]

There won't be any stalactites in Heaven!

[Bob4God]

This is a chilling revelation, Brother Mayfield.

I personally think that these cavers are indeed satan worshipers who are attempting to open the gates of hell to unleash hordes of demons and the souls of dead queers to invade Iowa! May GOD seal the gates of hell shut with His very own hand!

[Brother Lazarus]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

What is a cave but a passage to Hell? All these worthless people are doing is trying to open the gates of Hell!

There is no doubt Hell is in the center of earth. It has been proven on this site many times.

So why are these evil people trying to find a way to Hell? Because they are Satan's spawn! A few years back they held a big meeting of cavers and they ended up running around naked and jumping into "Saunas" Saunas are only a warm up for Hell, or maybe in their case, a reminder of home! There was drinking going on and smoking of something I suspect was reefers.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2004/mar/30/mexico

Even the Mexicans no not to trust these hippy demons



Look at the loving eyes these homers give each other!


If mexico can do it, we can sure put a stop to this! Ask your government to outlaw this practice ASAP. I used to go in caves and believe me there are evil things in them. My past is tainted, but I am working to get to heaven, NOT Hell!

This whole thing is a horrific metaphor. SATAN is at work here. Cave in this context is a metaphor for the female genitalia. Spelunkers are those that explore those caverns without benefit of marriage.

This may be the most evil thread I have witnessed on these Godly boards.

I need to pray now.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[eliot mayfield]

If you own a cave on your property, put up a gate and lock it!
Petition local governments to never allow cavers in local parks or on state lands.
Picket all their meetings and conventions and boycott businesses that support them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

In Latin, the word "spelunker" means witch's coven.

Just FYI people.

[eliot mayfield]

They had their own video game, a sure sign of Satanism!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelunker_(computer_game)

One of the few enemies are large bats, which drop deadly guano on the player. Additionally, a ghost haunts the cave which appears randomly and attempts to take the player to the shadow world.

Ghosts, more of that Dungeons and Dragons madness!!!

[eliot mayfield]

That explains it, D&D started Goth, and cavers are all part of that "Darkness" stuff. They need to step into the light of Jesus and be saved. I'm praying for a caver this evening. We should all find a caver to pray for.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Wasn't your hero buried in a cave?

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by Palmer C. Eldrich

Wasn't your hero buried in a cave?

And the first thing he did after coming back to life was get out of it! He didn't go crawling around!! Caves are for Satan.
Sure in the old days some people lived around the entrances to caves, but Christians didn't go around seeing how close to hell they could get! Use some logic!

[eliot mayfield]

They all join clubs called "Grottoes" grotto is an Italian word meaning "secret room" or "Special place" Do you think Pope is behind the effort to open the gates of Hell?

[Nobar King]

Did you know that the Boodists put their temples in caves?

I wonder why, so that they can be closer to Satan? Or maybe it's just to get out of the heat. They had better get used to it. They don't believe in Jesus, so they're going to hell, with the cave hunters.

And, look at this cave painting@!

Those look like subterranean devils wielding pitchforks to me. Probably to ward off the Holy.

[eliot mayfield]

Searching the internets I found out they have a thing called "SRT" or single rope technique. I hate to even think about what kind of perversions that involves. Also they have a special kiss they greet each other with called a "TROGLOBITE"

[Louana]

Every should pray so Jesus will bless us