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Default Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! - 04-16-2011, 01:03 PM

Women are not equal.


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Default Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! - 04-16-2011, 02:36 PM

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Women are not equal.
That's true. Some women are blonde, some have red hair. How smart of you to notice!




Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

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Default Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! - 04-22-2011, 10:24 AM

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That's true. Some women are blonde, some have red hair. How smart of you to notice!
You speak the truth
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Smile Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! - 04-22-2011, 10:57 AM

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You speak the truth
No flirting, please.

Let's have less of that and more of praising God!



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Default Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! - 04-22-2011, 03:03 PM

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No flirting, please.

Let's have less of that and more of praising God!

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Default Re: Welcome to Focus on Family! - 09-23-2011, 03:16 AM

Thank you for your kind understanding of my AssBurgers. I love you.


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