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  • Mr. Jingles
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 574

    #1

    Negro telemarketers

    The other night, I got a telephone sales call from a woman who had a distinctively african-american voice.

    It's bad enough that those people break into our homes, but must they call our homes & try to sell things? Weren't they happy with their traditional jobs as domestics, porters & shoeshine stand operators? I don't know what America is coming to.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Negro telemarketers

    If you're not sure, you can always ask for their name. That's usually a good giveaway.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Negro telemarketers

      Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
      The other night, I got a telephone sales call from a woman who had a distinctively african-american voice.

      It's bad enough that those people break into our homes, but must they call our homes & try to sell things? Weren't they happy with their traditional jobs as domestics, porters & shoeshine stand operators? I don't know what America is coming to.
      What on earth would a nigress have to sell?

      Maybe she's starting a laundry service in your neighborhood...
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      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Negro telemarketers

        I thought that those people already had enough special privileges to make them happy. I guess I was wrong on that point.
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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22899

          #5
          Re: Negro telemarketers

          Brother Jingles, I'll warrant you have no idea what the speaker was selling. I admire your ability to cut through the jive talk, if you did.

          I'm assuming that a white man is in charge of these 'people'. It makes you wonder what he was thinking when he employed them. Who's going to talk to one of them if they don't have to?
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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716

            #6
            Re: Negro telemarketers

            Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
            The other night, I got a telephone sales call from a woman who had a distinctively african-american voice.

            It's bad enough that those people break into our homes, but must they call our homes & try to sell things? Weren't they happy with their traditional jobs as domestics, porters & shoeshine stand operators? I don't know what America is coming to.
            Calling me on the phone at dinnertime is exactly the same thing as breaking into my house, holding me down, and smearing me with feces. I share your horror, Brother Jingles... she must have smelled the freshly-baked pie cooling on the window sill-- those people have a highly developed sense of smell.

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            • Eugene Hackwith
              Farmer for Christ™
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2008
              • 736

              #7
              Re: Negro telemarketers

              I'm surprised that they didn't quit their jobs and set a lawnchair up by the mailbox to wait for their reparations check after Obama won.
              A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

              Psalm 139:19-20
              Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
              For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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              • Bob4God
                Moderator
                Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                Hands folded for Jesus
                 
                • Apr 2008
                • 5274

                #8
                Re: Negro telemarketers

                You'd think they'd want to hire sales people that most normal folks would be able to understand when they talk.

                I don't want to buy any yo yo homie home insurance.
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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Negro telemarketers

                  The problem is when a telemarketer calls and is distinctly recognizable as negro due to their accent or vernacular. These telemarketers should be hiring employees on the basis of their phone presence, and not the color of their skin.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • s@ul77
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 97

                    #10
                    Re: Negro telemarketers

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher
                    Come on now. Having them working on the phone means less Negros we have to come in contact with in person at our own jobs. Sure it means listening to ebonics jarble on the phone, but would you rather have to listen to that and see their hip hop gangter wear all day?

                    Galatians 5:19-23

                    Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

                    Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

                    Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

                    But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.

                    Which leads you, the flesh or Spirit?

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                    • s@ul77
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 97

                      #11
                      Re: Negro telemarketers

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher
                      I am lead my neither thank you very much. I am not led by by flesh, and I am certainly not led by any "spirits", are you a witch or something?

                      The only thing that leads ME in THE HOLY SPIRIT! Forsake all those other spirits! They are evil.

                      Are you sure that the Holy Spirit leads you, with so much anger and hatred i find that hard to believe, it is one thing to say and another to do.

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                      • Mr. Seth Cochran
                        On Parole
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 753

                        #12
                        Re: Negro telemarketers

                        I wouldn't be surprised if she's trying to sell your own things back to you. Was she offering bicycles or tennis shoes?

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #13
                          Re: Negro telemarketers

                          Originally posted by s@ul77 View Post
                          Are you sure that the Holy Spirit leads you, with so much anger and hatred i find that hard to believe, it is one thing to say and another to do.
                          We already told you we have NO hatred except the RIGHTEOUS hatred the Lord commands of us!

                          JESUS isn't coming back to toss flower petals and plant apple trees. He is coming back to start Armageddon - the greatest and last slaughter the earth will know. He is coming back to kill almost EVERYONE ON EARTH! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • Brother Wilfred Ernest
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 142

                            #14
                            Re: Negro telemarketers

                            I had one call me the other day and I simply could not understand a word she was saying. I told her this and she began yelling at me. Something along the lines of me judging her intelligence. I explained to her that my judgments were just as I cannot fathom how someone who thinks there is an F in the word "with" has even a rudimentary education.

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                            • Osambo 08
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 671

                              #15
                              Re: Negro telemarketers

                              Nigras telemarketing? How could we have such a job when we always think about chicken and 'prostitutin da hoe'. Some of us have good preaching skills ( probably snort crack before going on 'stage') but most of us do not think White.

                              People who are bitter and envious of the White man's perfection.




                              And the most despicable of them all.

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