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Old 01-06-2013, 05:13 PM
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Angry How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza

This happened to me on Dec. 29 while I was driving from Pittsburgh back to Freehold after a long day of viewing holiday miniature train displays (Oglebay Resort, Carnegie Science Center, and PPG Wintergarden). I was driving home thru Columbus, OH, and it was really late and I was starving so I pulled off the 670 near High St. and parked to get something quick from a food truck. The only thing I saw was a greasy pizza truck called Mikey's Late Night Slice (sick, huh?) but there was a line so I assumed that it would be OK. It was pretty cold and I had my parka on but these two fags behind me thought that it would be smart to go out on the coldest night of the year with just their shirts on so they were hugging each other and grabbing each other trying to stay warm.

No one else would say anything, so I finally had to let them know that it wasn't cool. I told those fags to "cut their gay shit out" but then I realized that I was surrounded by fags and they were going to gang up on me and then I started to worry for my life. Even the homers who run the pizza truck told me that they wouldn't serve me, something about hate when I was just trying to do the right thing. I guess in Columbus it's OK to hate Christians.

Anyway, I think I survived getting the AIDS. And, I got a sandwich at some gas station on the way home.

Lesson: try to avoid Columbus, Ohio.
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I hope they didn't spit on you.
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This happened to me on Dec. 29 while I was driving from Pittsburgh back to Freehold after a long day of viewing holiday miniature train displays (Oglebay Resort, Carnegie Science Center, and PPG Wintergarden). I was driving home thru Columbus, OH, and it was really late and I was starving so I pulled off the 670 near High St. and parked to get something quick from a food truck. The only thing I saw was a greasy pizza truck called Mikey's Late Night Slice (sick, huh?) but there was a line so I assumed that it would be OK. It was pretty cold and I had my parka on but these two fags behind me thought that it would be smart to go out on the coldest night of the year with just their shirts on so they were hugging each other and grabbing each other trying to stay warm.

No one else would say anything, so I finally had to let them know that it wasn't cool. I told those fags to "cut their gay shit out" but then I realized that I was surrounded by fags and they were going to gang up on me and then I started to worry for my life. Even the homers who run the pizza truck told me that they wouldn't serve me, something about hate when I was just trying to do the right thing. I guess in Columbus it's OK to hate Christians.

Anyway, I think I survived getting the AIDS. And, I got a sandwich at some gas station on the way home.

Lesson: try to avoid Columbus, Ohio.
I have to say this just goes to show how hateful the gaywise can be when they gather together in packs.

You're lucky: you escaped being violently and painfully anally raped by multiple crazed queers as well as being urinated on when they had had their filthy way with you bottom and mouth.

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Brother, I am relieved to hear you made it out unscathed. The queers are so spoiled by the masses pandering to their every demand that when somebody has the courage to stand up to them, why, they go stark raving mad.

Still, it would be a good idea to head over to the Landover Baptist Clinic and get a laying on of hands and anointing to protect you from any residual AIDS.
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In the future Brother Nobar, on the rare occasion that you are hungry for spicy Italian fare, let me recommend Pizza Hut. They have a righteous policy regarding homosexuals

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A man says he was kicked out of a Pizza Hut in Wallace, North Carolina because he was dressed as a woman. Reps for the chain said customers did complain about Vishon Murphy's attire, but he also came by three times and didn't buy anything. For good measure, the local news account includes a little old lady who says she thinks men should wear pants.

The restaurant also apparently has a video of Murphy being a "drama queen" when asked to leave the restaurant. He said he "got very heated and very upset" because he felt he was being "harassed and picked out and embarrassed in front of other people because of what I have on."
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I propose that a group of us should go there and hold a prayer vigil: let's shame those homosexualists who insist on flaunting their gay pizza on American highways.

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Brother Nobar, I am so sorry about the stress you felt. However, I had previously mentioned that all italian wop food places are gathering points for catlicks, queers and skate punks. They want to take your money, rape you or run you down with those menacing boards.
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Unfortunately avoiding the line by ordering pizza delivery doesn't mean you won't get AIDS!
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What were you doing in the Short North? That place is so gay even the pizza is gay.

Maybe you were looking for some action, too?
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What were you doing in the Short North? That place is so gay even the pizza is gay.

Maybe you were looking for some action, too?
Why would Nobar want some "Action"? Nobar is a True Christian, and knows that Genesis 38:9 prohibits you from spilling seed into another mans anus. Not to mention its a homosexual act. Leviticus 18:22 strictly prohibits this, and Romans 1:26-1:27 tells us how God hates homers. Homers deserve the death penalty. Leviticus 20:13. So why do you think a True Christian like Nobar would want some "action"?
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Who wants that dago chow anyway?



Getting a filling station sandwich was the best thing you could've done. I love the tuna salad on white...those things are awesome!
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Since it was never mentioned in the Bible, I have not tried pizza. I had always assumed it was wop food for queers and now my suspicions have been confirmed!!
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Since it was never mentioned in the Bible, I have not tried pizza. I had always assumed it was wop food for queers and now my suspicions have been confirmed!!
I avoid all ethnic foods. They hotten up the blood.
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Brother, you must have been horribly lost to be on High St. near the campus. No doubt those queers were leering at a handsome fellow like yourself.

If you ever find yourself in unfamiliar terrain again, I think you should bring a virgin with you, like Felicity. You can offer her up to the pack of perverts to save you from rape, like righteous Lot did in Genesis 19.
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Why, Pastor, I...

Perhaps I could provide a virgin service for that eventuality? I'm sure there must be a few left in Missouri. No need to bring Felicity into it, is there?

Say, Pastor, how's the car running? Were you thinking of upgrading at all?

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I would gladly sacrifice myself for Jesus, but my father says I am no longer allowed to leave the house until I am married.
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Felicity, maybe you would like to join me next year to check out some more holiday miniature train displays?
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Why you double-crossing rattlesnake, I should tear you a
My dear Brother Nobar, it is my fervent hope that Felicity might accompany you on that very trip as the 5th Mrs. Hopkins! (Accompanied by me, of course).

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As I have absolutely no interest in Felicity I can act as a honest broker.

Might I suggest you two compare Biblical Knowledge to see who gets to escort her?

A rousing display of Biblical know how is always an delight and good for the Unsaved Trash to see just how dedicated their betters are.

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