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    I Just Had My Dog Put Down

    You wanna know why? Because she is a gull darn pervert that's why!

    All week long she has been sniffing the other dogs butts and this afternoon I caught her sniffing my CAT'S BUTT!!!

    I will NOT TOLERATE perverts in MY household.

    Stern, Sister Thumper
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    Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    You wanna know why? Because she is a gull darn pervert that's why!

    All week long she has been sniffing the other dogs butts and this afternoon I caught her sniffing my CAT'S BUTT!!!

    I will NOT TOLERATE perverts in MY household.

    Stern, Sister Thumper
    Maybe you don't feed him enough.

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    • #3
      Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

      I was happy to do it for you, Sister, although my heel is a little sore from kicking her skull in. I'm sure everyone will keep me in their prayers for a speedy recovery.

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        Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

        Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
        Maybe you don't feed him enough.

        She was spoiled rotten and had plenty to eat. She was a pervert and now she is in HELL! With all the other perverts.
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          Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

          I just want to add that she sniffed my groin before I sent her to doggy Hell. She was an uncontrollable harlot.

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            Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
            I was happy to do it for you, Sister, although my heel is a little sore from kicking her skull in. I'm sure everyone will keep me in their prayers for a speedy recovery.
            Thank you Brother, it meant the World to me! Tomorrow I'm going to bake you a blueberry pie and a rhubarb pie. I know how much you love them.

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              Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Thank you Brother, it meant the World to me! Tomorrow I'm going to bake you a blueberry pie and a rhubarb pie. I know how much you love them.

              Thank you, Sister. I cannot wait to eat your pie.

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                Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

                Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                I just want to add that she sniffed my groin before I sent her to doggy Hell. She was an uncontrollable harlot.

                I don't doubt it for a moment.

                Rot in HELL Penelope you disgusting pervert!
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                  Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

                  He was a disgusting dog with a hairy little pecker.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    He was a disgusting dog with a hairy little pecker.
                    She* but yes, just the same.

                    I was just thinking I may get rid of ALL my animals. It's absolutely DISGUSTING how they sit and lick themselves all day.

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                      Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

                      Thank God you finally had that mutt put down! The mangy thing was constantly dry-humping my leg and soiling my trousers.

                      I hope you didn't get any puppy brains on your patent leather shoes, Brother Hatchet.
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                        Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

                        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                        I don't doubt it for a moment.

                        Rot in HELL Penelope you disgusting pervert!

                        Why would you name a male dog Penelope?
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

                          Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                          Why would you name a male dog Penelope?
                          What are you talking about witch!?! Penelope was a female dog. A PERVERTED female dog who licked herself and smelled cats behinds!

                          Utterly DEPLORABLE!
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                            Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

                            Isn't that what animals do ? You can't train them with a Bible or make them understand your way of living, than please don't get animals and leave them alone.
                            When it was a puppy ... really the sniffing is just curiousity, it's an animals way to discover the world.
                            Licking themselves is the same as taking a bath/shower, dry humping is enthousiasm.
                            You guys really make everything turn into sex, are you this frustrated because you never will enjoy it ?
                            Revelation 20:14-15
                            And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                              Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

                              Originally posted by Libra View Post
                              Isn't that what animals do ? You can't train them with a Bible or make them understand your way of living, than please don't get animals and leave them alone.
                              When it was a puppy ... really the sniffing is just curiousity, it's an animals way to discover the world.
                              Licking themselves is the same as taking a bath/shower, dry humping is enthousiasm.
                              You guys really make everything turn into sex, are you this frustrated because you never will enjoy it ?
                              Not all animals display this perverted behaviour, so the ones that do deserve to be put down! Call it NATURAL SELECTION!
                              READ THE BIBLE

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