I Just Had My Dog Put Down

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

You wanna know why? Because she is a gull darn pervert that's why!

All week long she has been sniffing the other dogs butts and this afternoon I caught her sniffing my CAT'S BUTT!!!

I will NOT TOLERATE perverts in MY household.

Stern, Sister Thumper

[Osambo 08]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

You wanna know why? Because she is a gull darn pervert that's why!

All week long she has been sniffing the other dogs butts and this afternoon I caught her sniffing my CAT'S BUTT!!!

I will NOT TOLERATE perverts in MY household.

Stern, Sister Thumper

Maybe you don't feed him enough.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

I was happy to do it for you, Sister, although my heel is a little sore from kicking her skull in. I'm sure everyone will keep me in their prayers for a speedy recovery.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Maybe you don't feed him enough.

She was spoiled rotten and had plenty to eat. She was a pervert and now she is in HELL! With all the other perverts.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

I just want to add that she sniffed my groin before I sent her to doggy Hell. She was an uncontrollable harlot.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

I was happy to do it for you, Sister, although my heel is a little sore from kicking her skull in. I'm sure everyone will keep me in their prayers for a speedy recovery.

Thank you Brother, it meant the World to me! Tomorrow I'm going to bake you a blueberry pie and a rhubarb pie. I know how much you love them.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Thank you Brother, it meant the World to me! Tomorrow I'm going to bake you a blueberry pie and a rhubarb pie. I know how much you love them.

Thank you, Sister. I cannot wait to eat your pie.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

I just want to add that she sniffed my groin before I sent her to doggy Hell. She was an uncontrollable harlot.

I don't doubt it for a moment.

Rot in HELL Penelope you disgusting pervert!

[Nobar King]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

He was a disgusting dog with a hairy little pecker.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

He was a disgusting dog with a hairy little pecker.

She* but yes, just the same.

I was just thinking I may get rid of ALL my animals. It's absolutely DISGUSTING how they sit and lick themselves all day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Thank God you finally had that mutt put down! The mangy thing was constantly dry-humping my leg and soiling my trousers.

I hope you didn't get any puppy brains on your patent leather shoes, Brother Hatchet.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I don't doubt it for a moment.

Rot in HELL Penelope you disgusting pervert!

Why would you name a male dog Penelope?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Why would you name a male dog Penelope?

What are you talking about witch!?! Penelope was a female dog. A PERVERTED female dog who licked herself and smelled cats behinds!

Utterly DEPLORABLE!

[Lithium]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Isn't that what animals do ? You can't train them with a Bible or make them understand your way of living, than please don't get animals and leave them alone.
When it was a puppy ... really the sniffing is just curiousity, it's an animals way to discover the world.
Licking themselves is the same as taking a bath/shower, dry humping is enthousiasm.
You guys really make everything turn into sex, are you this frustrated because you never will enjoy it ?

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: I Just Had My Dog Put Down

Isn't that what animals do ? You can't train them with a Bible or make them understand your way of living, than please don't get animals and leave them alone.
When it was a puppy ... really the sniffing is just curiousity, it's an animals way to discover the world.
Licking themselves is the same as taking a bath/shower, dry humping is enthousiasm.
You guys really make everything turn into sex, are you this frustrated because you never will enjoy it ?

Not all animals display this perverted behaviour, so the ones that do deserve to be put down! Call it NATURAL SELECTION!